What in Porn turns you off?

[boredsilly]

I like to watch a skin flick every now and again, but some of these newer trends in porn really turn me off.

I think the one thing that really kills a scene for me is spit. I don't know who decided this was good but I really wish they hadn't. It's usually contained in in the bj part of the scene so it's easy to skip, but it's starting to spill over into the actual sex. Naaaaaasty. I checked this one scene of Taylor's in "Throat Gaggers" (I had no idea what I was in for). Needless to say I didn't enjoy it.

Which brings me into my next turn off. Violent BJs. Not only do they cause all kinds of spit action, but girls gaggin and almost throwing up? Not hot. I don't seek this out it's just starting to be in more mainstream porn/gonzo instead of sticking to Max Hardcore type stuff.

And gaping holes. I'm not a surgeon so I don't need to see some chicks small intestine...pretty much ever.

So what doesn't do it for you in porn?

[Debaser]

The whole porn star Diva thing that started with Jenna Jameson. Your not a Diva. Your not a Princess. Your a glorified Whore. You guys F- and Suck for money.

I also hate how porn has become so mainstream that woman in real life believe that Diva shit too. I mean it's great for the guys who can actually get with woman who want threesomes, anal and lesbianism. But it leaves a nerd like me totally on the sidelines looking in from the outside. Sometimes watching a DVD and Xbox on a Friday night while guys go out on dates and get laid is not enough sustenance.

Sorry for the rant.

[AGuyNamedMike]

Hmmm, good question. I, too, find gaping/inserting a speculum/rough and demeaning (think Max Hardcore or worse) to be less than savory. Body acne and bandaids are a turn-off for me as well. I certainly don't like scat, vomit, golden shower, rape, or snuff scenarios, or femdom (I'm a dom, so a tough chick with a whip is just uppity, and there for me to break). Pretty much, if it's fairly attractive (my standards, not yours) people getting together and having interesting and obviously enjoyable sex, I can dig it. Some of my favorite directors are Ninn, Blake, Stagliano, Dark Brothers, Silvera, Rodney Moore, classics by John Leslie, you get the idea. I don't know much about the av world of the past 2 years or so, since getting married and having a teen around forced me to purge the collection.

[Josh-da-man]

1. HAIRY MAN ASS

2. Close ups of the guy's nutsack bouncing around

3. Women rimming men

4. Women being referred to as bitch, whore, or slut

5. Spitting

I love to see women rim other women, and showing the women urinating doesn't bother me. It can be quite erotic in the proper context.

Gaping also doesn't bother me too much, as long as it isn't overdone (which they have a tendency to do). I don't need to see a big red gaping, battered hole, though.

[boredsilly]

Originally posted by Josh-da-man
1. HAIRY MAN ASS

2. Close ups of the guy's nutsack bouncing around

Totally agree with you there. Man ass in general is not cool. Also girls liking a dudes ass. I know there is a market for that, but it's becoming very common to turn up in run of the mill gonzo type flicks.

In keeping with the man theme, extended closeups on a dudes face. I don't need to see some dude grimacing.

[Debaser]

I read somewhere about the days of classic porn that the whole money shot thing represents that it's real. That's it's not simulated. I guess the whole close up of a guys face is left over from that. 'He did F- her and came' proof shit.

I don't like how after the Dude(not Jeff Bridges) blow's a load in a chick's face after like 5 seconds they move the camera and fade away. Focus people!

Also the whole roided up look of the male performers. In the 70's and 80's they just didn't look bodybuilders I can't really relate to that. Although I can't really relate to Ron Jeremy either.

[Daniel L]

When the guy is a total douche and says stupid shit during the sex. Watch "One Night In Paris" for a great example. How do men like that get all these women?

[tommyp007]

I guess I'm in the minority here, but i don't like lots of tattoos on women. Always been a turn-off.

[Nifty03]

I'll agree with most everything said so far (tattoos are no big deal) and add that I don't like when women play to the camera. It just takes me out of the whole "I'm watching other people have sex" voyeurism thing. I'm not there, I'm not ever going to be there, pay attention to what you are doing and not the camera.

[Phil L.]

I don't like schlong porn, so no guys at all is fine with me.
I prefer girl on girl.

Hate tattoos and huge fake ones. I rather see tiny tops then those bad silicon jobs.

Don't care for toys. Forget dildos and especially machines.

I like women to start out clothed.
Overdone lingerie is often unnecessary as well. I prefer the amateur look and a woman dressed as you might see a real person. Business woman look is hot I feel.

And pleeease...leave out food! Peanut butter, honey, whip cream, all manner of friut etc. Don't need it.

Fem dom is ok, but extreme bondage and torture is ridiculous.

Large groups don't work for me either.

Uniforms can be either really good are terribly bad.
Overdone is awful. Naughty nurse can be fun but only if they start out looking like a real nurse, not some silly characature.
Secretary look is good. Soldier and cop look bad.

[JesseCuster]

I don't mind energetic sex at all or hair pulling (Teagan, I've noticed, truly gets off on that) but I don't in any way like the woman or women in the scene being degraded or called names or slapped around. I know this isnt the most nurturing profession that these women have chosen but i think there's a difference between satisfying the fetishes and desires of the men (and women) watching the movies and truly abusive acts. It saddens me that there's such a seemng demand for that kind of stuff.

Also, I hate the girls wearing shoes during sex scenes. Especially the ridiculous Kiss-esque plastic platform things.

[MJKTool]

*Close ups of hairy man ass and jiggling hairy balls

*Anal - especially close ups of a wide open hole

*Men degrading the girl, ie smacking their face, spitting, talking shit. Just doesnt do it for me & it amazes me that some like it.

[saoirse]

Originally posted by boredsilly
What in Porn turns you off?

Everything you mentioned, plus anal sex - but don't get me wrong I like to look at a nice ass.

[boredsilly]

Another thing I don't like (which really isn't a turn off so much as something that isn't done but should be all the time) is when the director cuts away from 4 play straight into the full blown sex without showing insertion. That really bugs me.

I totally forgot about smaking and name calling. Very not cool and one of the main reasons I stopped checking for Rocco's movies (along with the spitting and rediculous anal). I think I just like very very tame porn. How boring am I.

[BigPete]

A guy.

[Red Dog]

Originally posted by Josh-da-man
1. HAIRY MAN ASS

2. Close ups of the guy's nutsack bouncing around

3. Women rimming men

I agree. 2 guys on 1 girl and DP turns me off as well. I'm not really into orgy scenes either, unless it is all-girl.

[scottall]

Originally posted by AGuyNamedMike
I, too, find gaping/inserting a speculum/rough and demeaning (think Max Hardcore or worse) to be less than savory...I certainly don't like scat, vomit, golden shower, rape, or snuff scenarios

That about sums it up for me.

[Tarantino]

The pink sock turns me off.

[mikehunt]

anything over a very minimal plot
talking, especially the airhead chicks talking to each other while some guy bangs one of them

[FuzzyBallz]

The big effing boobs chicks are getting. I mean some of them have 34Cs all natural perfect boobs to begin with, and they effing ruin everything by going to a 36DD. It's just sick.

[Jeraden]

I'm the exact opposite of most of you. I really hate girl on girl scenes. I don't know why, they are just boring. If I'm watching something with them, I generally fast forward past it. I also don't really get any kicks out of the men giving the girl oral.

Huge fake boobs is a turn off also.

Also, exactly opposite of some of you, I like the rough, degrading kind of scenes.

[BassDude]

Tattoos, bruises, shots that linger on the dude too long, and too many cuts. (Like mentioned before, cut from foreplay to sex, or from position to position.) Rough fan here as well.

[FuzzyBallz]

For some reason, a little slapping is pretty hot. But it all depends on who gets slapped.

[GMLSKIS]

Originally posted by tommyp007
I guess I'm in the minority here, but i don't like lots of tattoos on women. Always been a turn-off.

Any tattoo is a turn off to me.

[outcastja]

DAP and DPP