What in Porn turns you off?

[Dvdsky]

I always think I'm in the minority, because there's so much about porn that I don't like. I guess the one that you can't get away from is the guys shooting their load all over the girl's face/boobs/whatever. That's a turn off to me. I don't want to see that, that's just kind of nasty. I guess it's because it doesn't reflect what really happens outside of the world of porn. Also, I'm not into anything anal. Girls, guys, whatever, don't want to see it. Also, all the piercings that most porn stars have these days. Don't like them. It just makes them look like porn stars, which isn't really a turn-on.

And then a few that have already been mentioned... big nasty fake boobs. I'm not a fan of implants in general, since they just never move or feel right. But when they're so huge and hard-looking and obviously fake, it's really bad. I also don't want to see the guy's cheesy expressions.

I don't have a problem with tattoos, usually.

I really hate girl on girl scenes. I don't know why, they are just boring.

I have a coworker who once mentioned that he doesn't like girl-on-girl scenes, and I always thought he was some kind of mutant and a one-of-a-kind as far as hetero males go, but apparently he has at least a little bit of company. His reasoning was that he wants to see penetration.

That reminds me, though: I don't like the fake, porn-movie girl-on-girl kissing where they're just sticking their tongues way out and playing with the other one's tongue. Lip-to-lip is so much hotter. The best I ever saw was in person down on Bourbon Street a few years ago, and these two women (one incredibly hot, one average-looking) were kissing non-stop. They were off to the side, not doing it to try to get the drunken Bourbon St crowds going, and they obviously were enjoying themselves and couldn't get enough of each other. Oh my god. So hot.

I guess this whole post explains why I'm so often downloading amateur stuff, since it usually doesn't have most of what turns me off.

[Beandaddy]

For me a full hairy bush turns me off plus all forms of rough sex. I hate a full bush. I preffer it to be shaved. If not then a small patch like a runway. I wouldnt consider doing any of the rough stuff myself so I dont enjoy watching it. I cant see how a woman can degrade herself by being tortured in ways like being forcefed oraly or even worse someone pissing or shitting in their mouths............DISGUSTING. I cant stand fisting or larger than natural insertion. Who would really want a fist up there ass?

[Debaser]

Isn't porn degrading to woman? And in a way degrading them with loads to the face, anal, etc.

If I wanted nice I'd buy them an ice cream.

[Dvdsky]

Originally posted by Debaser
Isn't porn degrading to woman? And in a way degrading them with loads to the face, anal, etc.

If I wanted nice I'd buy them an ice cream.

Hmm. While porn may always be inherently degrading to women because of the nature of it, that doesn't mean that I watch it because I want to see women degraded.

[Debaser]

You might enjoy couples porn.

[Beandaddy]

Loads in the face, slapping, hair pulling. I would see that to be ok to a point just as long as both parties are enjoying it. But a chick being force fed a cock to the point that she pukes or even gags is too much. Like stated I dont like body fluids exchanged. Exreme body modification, or torture that brings extreme pain. Like fisting. Or disgust, Shit Eating. That to me is degrading. I guess you have to be open minded about things to enjoy them. But how can you enjoy certain things that porn stars do? I do enjoy rough, wild sex but without pain to either party.

[Fok]

guy on guy action

[Beandaddy]

sick

[danganet]

One new trend that is soooooo gross is guys cumming in the women's eye....who's the idiot that though up this one?

That and when the woman lies down and you see the ripples from her last botched boob job.

How about when the woman looks like she has better things to do than to do the scene.

One more:

When the director focuses too long on the nutsack, thinking it's shooting the intercourse act, but it sure doesn't work for me from that angle.
He neglects the emotional response on their faces of ecstasy, or lack thereof.

[kdubby]

2 guys doing a chick in the same hole at the same time

[brizz]

Fake Boobs

Cum swapping (one girl spitting into anothers mouth....grosses me out)

gaping holes

anal to bj transitions....just can't get over the idea of that.

[Giantrobo]

Things I don't like:

I agree that Girl on Girl stuff is generally boring.

Guys spitting on chick openings to lube her up. I don't mind girls spitting but guys spitting makes me sick.

Girls sucking soft dicks. They should wait until he's hard and edit down some of the soft scenes.

Classic porn turns me off.
80's ponr turns me off.
Porn on Film turns me off. I like Video.


Pro made pornos like VIVID, ADAM & EVE, Etc. -I HATE PRO PORN AND MANY OF THE FAKE LOOKING PRO GIRLS-. Give me an amatuer girl with stretchmarks on her NATURAL TITS videotaped in a hotel room anyday.

Girls "over acting" and making phony retarded sex moans. I hate that!

Pornos that spend too much time on one sex act. Who needs to see a 30 minute blowjob??? This is where good editing comes in.

Bad camera work.

[Jason]

In terms of acts I don't like:

Big fake boobs that look as soft as a concrete block, with huge nasty scars on the nipples
ATM
Degrading behavior like spitting, slapping, etc.
Food.
Body piercings.
Gaping holes.

I find girl on girl stuff boring because there's nothing for me to fantasize about, other than watching, and I'm already doing that.

If I ever saw one of the vomit videos, I would probably be turned off of porn for good. Same goes for the pink sock.

As far as production goes, I hate videos with no story. I don't need anything long and drawn out, but some setup between the guy and the girl is necessary other than "a girl and her boyfriend screw in the bedroom".

Most of these newer videos have such terrible sound you can't tell what is going on when they do try to have a story line.

Repetitive shots are terrible. Saw one video where the same nut-sack shot was use 10 times.

[matome]

I can put up with a lot of stuff, but there are some Max Hardcore scenes where he shoots his load in the chick's ass, then she pushes it out into a glass and drinks it. That goes over my nastiness tolerance line.

[Da Thrilla]

Originally posted by BigPete
A guy.

Yup!

[King Nest]

Closeups of the guys face (why show his face at all)

Anal sex , Anal toys included

Ugly girls

Fat girls

Hairy nipples

[chente]

I hate:

Fake boobs

Choking and slapping and other degradation

Two penises, one oriface

Sticking semi-trucks up someone's ass. I saw this one Belladonna video where she sticks a huge variety of large objects up her ass and keeps coming for more. I think she's totally hot but that was a big turn-off for me.

Phoney moans

I'll disagree with girl/girl being boring. I think finger-banging is hot and so is real good oral sex. Of course if they are just doing some fake kissing and not getting into it, I don't like it.

Anal hasn't ever really done it for me, but I'm ok with seeing it.

[FatTony]

1. ANY form of degradation (choking, gagging, spitting, slapping, namecalling, etc).

2. More than one penis per girl. It just gives me a gross feeling of the girl being used, no matter how erotic the scene might be.

3. Fake moans. And to add to that, REPETITIVE fake moans.

4. Fake tits. Abnormally large naturals too.

5. Most of the "professional" porn that is made these days. Give me the classics any day. They had charm.

6. Drawing attention to any participant's ethnicity. People talking about their "big black c*ck" or "asian p*ssy" really takes me out of the scene.

7. Grandma-style cotton underwear. Ugh.

8. Closeups of an ugly guy's face or a guy who really considers himself an "actor" and as such, is consciously making faces.

This list could go on and on, but now I'm depressed and need to watch some good porn.

[Daniel L]

1. Girl / Girl Toy Scenes. I love girls with girls, but scenes with nothing but excessive dildo play bore me to tears. I want to see hot kissing, mad munching, etc., not pink plastic. Boring.

2. Pro-porn girls. Oh yes, Jenna Jameson sure looks like a girl I'd meet at a bar. I like real, average girls. I find myself enjoying things like Barely Legal and Hot Showers because, to me, the girls look like girls I actually see. The pro porn look is missing, these girls look average enough to be the girls next door. Like the one guy said, I'll take stretch marks and real tits any day.

3. Stupid guys. I don't care how hot the girl is, if I see some piereced, buzz-cut, stupid goatee ****head guy smirking like an idiot and saying cocky ass things during the sex, I won't watch it. I can't get into the scene if I want to punch the guy in the face. I also hate it when the guy is moaning louder than she is. Sheesh, just shut the hell up.

4. I hate repetative moans. The same moan, again and again and again... "ugh", "ugh", "ugh" X 100. I like dirty talk, a few "oh yeahs" in there, stuff like that. A lot of girls just find a moan and make the same sound for the entirety of the scene. Boring.

[Rypro 525]

that damn techno track during a scene.

[Forum Troll]

Anal. Obese women. Breast implants.

[Daniel L]

One important thing I failed to mention.

I've noticed a lot of outside scenes contain loud background noises... planes flying overhead, trucks driving by, etc. That really takes me out of a scene.

[Brain Stew]

Pimples on actresses' asses. It takes me out of the experience. Ever heard of "willful suspension of disbelief?"

[ClemsonDevil]

1) When females ask questions. Questions such as "Do you like my boobs?", "Do you want to **** me?", and such...
Well yeah, otherwise I'd wouldn't be watching you! Anna Belle does it in one of her scenes and it pisses me off.
2) When guys get the females to toss their salads... Steve Holmes likes it and why in hell would I want to see him get his ass licked? Maybe porn has altered my way of thinking but I still want to believe girls *******s taste better then guys...
3) Choking and slapping during BJs and other violence
4) Golden showers
5) Gay male porn

[Terminal]

For me, I guess Gay porn, which is a contradiction considering I like girl on girl.

I'd also say golden showers, scat.

I hate those handheld camera ones where the folks are doing one another, and the camera man is talking to them. "Ooh slap her man! She's hot, right?"

STF up, and stop ruining the illusion.

Anything with Jenna Jameson. No knock on the woman, she's pretty, but she's been so mainstream it's hard to get turned on watching her in porn anymore.

Other than that, I really play it by ear.