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Old 08-31-2004, 05:02 PM   #1
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Default OH MATT! This is what you're missing!

OH MATT!

Wow, this Matt guy is sure missing out


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Old 08-31-2004, 05:05 PM   #2
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I saw this a while back and since then it has appeared EVERYWHERE!
Moral of the story (as I see it): Hit it hard and then run for your life!
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Old 08-31-2004, 05:06 PM   #3
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I saw this a while back... seriously, it gave me teh hott and simultaneously freaked me out.
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Old 08-31-2004, 05:31 PM   #4
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"There's the boobs I...kind of...have."

Clearly that girl doesn't understand that the light from the window is blowing out the image.
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Old 08-31-2004, 06:09 PM   #5
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That was far more enjoyable that I first thought it would be....but she is out of her fucking mind. The last 1/3 of the vid was worthless but the rest was pretty damn good.

She is pretty cute but I'm guessing she is only allowed to use those preschool scissors that you are never able to cut yourself on. What a lunatic.
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Old 08-31-2004, 06:17 PM   #6
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It gave me full wood. Thanks.
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Old 08-31-2004, 06:31 PM   #7
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truthfully, i was a little scared that when she took off her underpants, there was going to be a penis.

I'd like to see who Matt dumped her for.
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Old 08-31-2004, 06:40 PM   #8
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Trust me they can be hot but when they're psycho its just a damn bad habit.
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Old 08-31-2004, 06:52 PM   #9
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you guys must be crazy. these types of chicks rule!!!!

forget about the rush of skydiving or bungee jumping. you can go on a 24 high from fear of being killed at any moment after you dump a chick like this.
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Old 08-31-2004, 06:56 PM   #10
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Run far far away! What a psycho!
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Old 08-31-2004, 06:58 PM   #11
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Hey dumb shit! Matt Murdock is blind so he will never see the video.
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Old 08-31-2004, 07:32 PM   #12
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I wonder if he took her back
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Old 08-31-2004, 07:37 PM   #13
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That was f'n hot!
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:17 PM   #14
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Crazy bitches rock! Anyone have a link to d/l the vid?
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mmmmm......... psycho babe....
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:44 PM   #16
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Quote:
Originally posted by NORML54601
Crazy bitches rock! Anyone have a link to d/l the vid?
http://mediax.muchosucko.com/movies/512_psycho_girl.mov

Crazy chicks are hot, just gotta be careful not to get Bobbitized.
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:52 PM   #17
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Umm, I'd take her back.
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:53 PM   #18
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Yeah that was cool.
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:56 PM   #19
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Why can't I meet these psycho chicks?
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Old 08-31-2004, 09:24 PM   #20
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i'm speechless


...and now missing about about 10cc's of body fluid
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Old 08-31-2004, 09:54 PM   #21
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not a bad looking chick, other than being a headcase.
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Old 08-31-2004, 10:45 PM   #22
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Memo to any women who might be reading this thread: Licking a door jam is never a sexy thing.
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Old 08-31-2004, 11:48 PM   #23
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I wish I had neighbors like this.
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Old 09-01-2004, 07:17 AM   #24
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Salty
Memo to any women who might be reading this thread: Licking a door jam is never a sexy thing.
addendum to above Memo:

It's not what you lick...it's HOW you lick and the enthusiasm put forth while licking......
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:53 AM   #25
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That was hot.

Unless that chick wasn't 18.......OK, even if she wasn't 18 that was still hot.
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