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Old 09-01-2004, 09:04 AM   #26
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Damn that was hot indeed.
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:14 AM   #27
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i'm speechless


...and now missing about about 10oz's of body fluid

DAMN!
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:25 AM   #28
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pyschos are not worth it. my friend dated this chick that seemed normal at first, then she tried to get him arrested for assualt, which he never did to her
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:54 AM   #29
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1. she looked under 18, clearing cache now.

2. in Webster's under the word "psychotic" there is a screencap of this chick.

3. What's up with those teeth?

4. She needs cue cards or an acting coach, or something, jebus!
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:27 AM   #30
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That video was hilarious.
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:39 AM   #31
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I'd hit it. I bet Matt hit it.
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:55 AM   #32
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I bet Matt hit it after releasing this clip! Cause she probably wouldn't have found out about it till MUCH later.
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:56 AM   #33
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Why do these dumb internet whores keep doing this to themselves?
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Old 09-01-2004, 12:00 PM   #34
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Shhh! Don't discourage them.
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Old 09-01-2004, 04:51 PM   #35
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Am I the only one that was expecting a lot more? All she did was blab nonsense. "I just wanted to show you what you are missing." "Whatever dicision you make I understand." That bitch is wack!
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:44 PM   #36
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i am sooooo in love!!!!!


where do i meet her?????
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:53 PM   #37
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Oh, for a second, I thought this thread was about me......

Nevermind....
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:55 PM   #38
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We know you don't miss anything, Matt. And you have the pictures to prove it.
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Old 09-01-2004, 06:53 PM   #39
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dunno what she was saying since i turned the sound off, but DAMN!
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:11 PM   #40
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I'm changing my f-in name to Matt and calling this girl ASAP!!!!!
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:24 PM   #41
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:29 PM   #42
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I'm changing my f-in name to Matt and calling this girl ASAP!!!!!
too late. already did this last night.

stay tuned for part 2 soon.
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:25 PM   #43
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Man, what would you do if you got a video like this? seriously...
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:32 PM   #44
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Masturbate, probably.
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:59 PM   #45
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Masturbate continiously.
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Old 09-02-2004, 06:26 AM   #46
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That bitch is wack!
Wiggity-wack, werd.
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Old 09-02-2004, 01:00 PM   #47
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Matt's a damn fool. I'd be tagging that ass non-stop.
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Old 09-02-2004, 02:46 PM   #48
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We need a look at Matt's day planner to see what the hell he's
got to do that's so much more important than spending quality time with lovely young woman.
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Old 09-02-2004, 04:02 PM   #49
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Matt here. I want you all to know, I banged that booty hard.
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Old 09-02-2004, 05:18 PM   #50
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Definitely a bit young, but I'd hit it.

This chick definitely has some issues, but I'd like to help her work them out
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