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Old 09-12-2004, 11:40 AM   #1
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Default Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

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Old 09-12-2004, 12:00 PM   #2
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I better get to California before this law takes effect.

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Old 09-12-2004, 12:02 PM   #3
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when i move to l.a. i'll have to make the appropriate changes in my will. death can't stop me from getting some, thank you very much mr. lomax!
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I guess our legislature isn't as liberal as everyone says they are.

But even I think giving drivers licenses to corpses is going a bit far.
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Old 09-12-2004, 12:17 PM   #5
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I was going to make some joke about it being a victimless crime, but then I read this in the linked article:
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The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee.
Some people are just beyond sick.
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Old 09-12-2004, 01:13 PM   #8
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It looks like Arnold is really going out on a limb here and alienating his base of support by catering to the fringe...
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And now I can add another reason why I live here
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Old 09-12-2004, 01:35 PM   #11
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Damnit... there goes my reason to visit the west coast.
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It's good to see he's tackling the tough issues...
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Now the terrorist have truely won. DAMN YOU Bin Laden!!
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Did he find any way to work his movie titles or catch phrases into the press release?

[Arnold] We will stop these Predators from giving these corpses a Raw Deal. Don't believe the True Lies of those who see this as a victimless crime. [/Arnold]
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It took my awhile to figure out who that was.
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"Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering."

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"Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering."

Quite literal, aren't they? I suppose that the laws didn't exist for them to be too specific...
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It took my awhile to figure out who that was.
the link should've been a dead giveaway
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I know how lame it is having a joke explained to you but can someone explain this one to me? Who is this?
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C'mon, Arnie, she's still doable... now who's being the "gurlie mahn?

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That is Ms. Caitlin Bree (assuming she hasn't married that Asian Design Major). See Clerks.
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I know how lame it is having a joke explained to you but can someone explain this one to me? Who is this?
I second that.

It took 2 years after the first attempt stalled?
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