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Old 09-17-2004, 11:56 PM   #1
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Default cross-eyed girl makes me laugh



Which eye should I look at?
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Old 09-18-2004, 12:02 AM   #2
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someone hit it too hard!

i would like to volunteer to try to knock it back into place.
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Old 09-18-2004, 01:30 AM   #3
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any better now ?
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Old 09-18-2004, 02:25 AM   #4
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Well, good enough to make a caption now...

Photographer: "OK, give me sexy...good! Now give me wild beast...fantastic! Now, explain the Pythagoreum Theorum........Denise?"

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Hardly cross-eyed, guys - just looking past and to the left of the camera.

And she is hot.

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Hardly cross-eyed, guys - just looking past and to the left of the camera.
That's what I thought also.... now THIS is cross-eyed

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Old 09-18-2004, 09:57 AM   #7
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Hardly cross-eyed, guys - just looking past and to the left of the camera.

And she is hot.

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Check out the site. There are other cross-eyed pics. She may not be extremely cross-eyed, but her eyes definitely point in different directions. It's funny.
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Old 09-18-2004, 11:44 AM   #8
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She does have a sleepy eye, but what a body!
Would you prefer a normal eyed girl with a sleepy body?

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Old 09-18-2004, 11:44 AM   #9
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I thought this thread was going to be about Lucy Liu.
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Old 09-18-2004, 12:20 PM   #10
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Good stuff.
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Old 09-18-2004, 01:15 PM   #11
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i used to date a girl with a lazy eye but she started seeing some guy on the side

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Old 09-18-2004, 01:38 PM   #12
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I thought this thread was going to be about Lucy Liu.

i thought they were making a sequal to the hot chick, and it would star zeus lister
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Old 09-18-2004, 05:30 PM   #13
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Not really cross eyed, just donkey punched one too many times
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That's what I thought also.... now THIS is cross-eyed

Christ on a badger, she looks like Ozzy in mid-80s.
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We'd all hit it, both of them right?
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