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Old 09-28-2004, 09:17 PM   #1
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Old 09-28-2004, 09:45 PM   #2
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didn't you start the same thread a while back? And many like it?
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Old 09-28-2004, 11:01 PM   #3
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What did he say he did?
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Old 09-28-2004, 11:51 PM   #4
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i kissed a girl once. she was pretty.
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Old 09-28-2004, 11:54 PM   #5
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I spread peanut butter in my ass and had my dog lick it off.
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Old 09-29-2004, 02:32 AM   #6
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I'll go one further than you costanza, I kissed a girl twice!
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Old 09-29-2004, 05:36 AM   #7
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Wrestled - then whipped - a guy before tightly restraining his wrists to the bedposts with leather strips.

I'm really not that kinky.
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Old 09-29-2004, 06:11 AM   #8
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Old 09-29-2004, 07:16 AM   #9
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used my left hand. It was wild!!!11
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Old 09-29-2004, 07:55 AM   #10
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Default I invented a new way to beat off....

I gave myself, what I like to call, the "Reverse Stranger".

I took some numming agent, any will do, and put it on my penis. I then let it set in, and numb it real good. I then jerked off.

It gave me the sensation of jerking someone else off. MUCH better then giving myself "The Stranger"

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Old 09-29-2004, 08:58 AM   #11
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I'll go one further than you costanza, I kissed a girl twice!

you are my new god
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Old 09-29-2004, 10:17 AM   #12
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Hey, Kube, do you have anything to contribute, or are you just looking for wanking material?
My thoughts EXACTLY
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Old 09-29-2004, 10:21 AM   #13
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Hey, Kube, do you have anything to contribute, or are you just looking for wanking material?
History tells me it's the later. Or he's a penthouse forums writer with writer's block:

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=384887
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=351222
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=255932
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=254463
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=229715
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=216361
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This one time, at band camp...
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Old 09-29-2004, 05:44 PM   #16
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Not sure if you would consider these 'kinky' but take your pick:

1) Sex on the beach
2) Receiving bj in a car next to a busy road
3) 2 guys w/1 woman (men had a "no-cross zone")
4) 2 women/2 men (see above, but the women liked to play)
5) Sex in a pool during party
6) Sex in a classroom right after her middle school class left
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Painted my fingernails and then rubbed one out. So hot.
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Old 09-29-2004, 06:27 PM   #18
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Recently a friend of mine was over and she said she had to pee. I asked her to pee in my just emptied 7 Eleven slurpy cup. After some begging from me, she said ok. She already in her panties so she dropped them, turned away from me, and I watched her halfway fill the cup while I sat on my couch.

I was totally turned on.


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Man, everytime I ask a woman to pee in my recently emptied 7-11 slurpy cup, I always get slapped.
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good thing she didn't have to shit or you'd have to run out for a banana split.
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Old 09-29-2004, 07:01 PM   #21
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...well one time I was in a crowded movie theater sitting in front of an old couple and my girlfriend went down on me...

I don't know what was more embarrassing, what she was doing or the big stain I noticed on my pants once the lights went up... :x
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Old 09-29-2004, 07:14 PM   #22
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Man, everytime I ask a woman to pee in my recently emptied 7-11 slurpy cup, I always get slapped.
Maybe if you had the Super Big Gulp size you would get some respect.
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Man, everytime I ask a woman to pee in my recently emptied 7-11 slurpy cup, I always get slapped.
You have to say "please." Courtesy: Learn it.

"Would you please piss in this slurpy cup?"
"What a nice, polite, young man! Of course I will. **zip** Halfway good enough?"
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Courtesy: Learn it.
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Hey, could you please go outside and play "Hide and Go Fuck Yourself?" Thanks!!
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