I'd like to see hairyer penises in straight porn!

Maxwell Smart · 02-05-2005, 02:01 PM

Whats with all this shaved shit.. We can't relate show us some hairy dongs!
Discuss.

Demontooth · 02-05-2005, 02:39 PM

There are dongs in porn?

Graftenberg · 02-05-2005, 03:29 PM

Just shave. Problem solved.

Bandoman · 02-05-2005, 05:09 PM

art? Is that you?

cultshock · 02-05-2005, 07:52 PM

Nah, art probably likes them shaved, so he can get a better look at the goods.

glassdragon · 02-05-2005, 08:36 PM

I was very surprised when i saw the post wasn't started by art

jaeufraser · 02-05-2005, 08:51 PM

It's a conspiracy I tell you! Started by the homophobic conservative porn industry!

Buford T Pusser · 02-05-2005, 09:05 PM

I didn't know cocks got a lot of hair on them. Hopefully I'll stay ignorant to the plight of hairy penis.

cultshock · 02-05-2005, 10:23 PM

Oh, and I forgot: "hairyer"??

Buford T Pusser · 02-05-2005, 10:41 PM

me too.

I keep reading it as "hair dryer penises".

majordick · 02-05-2005, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buford T Pusser

me too.

I keep reading it as "hair dryer penises".

me too, i thought he was onto something...

Sanitarium · 02-05-2005, 11:28 PM

Get some 70's porn. Even the guy's dicks have sideburns.

IMRICKJAMES · 02-06-2005, 12:52 AM

How about a thread that's not about what should be in straight porn, shouldn't be in straight porn, what you hate about it, etc...and get to what is good about straight porn:

HOT ASS CHICKS!

sdk · 02-06-2005, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maxwell Smart

Whats with all this shaved shit.. We can't relate show us some hairy dongs!
Discuss.

Who are we?

Saxofonix · 02-06-2005, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sanitarium

Get some 70's porn. Even the guy's dicks have sideburns.

PopcornTreeCt · 02-07-2005, 08:58 PM

Give art some credit...........he knows how to spell.

MovieMaster11 · 02-10-2005, 08:27 PM

This thread seriously has "Teh" (Gay)=>
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/xtina.html?

Maxwell Smart · 02-10-2005, 09:07 PM

wow that was gay!

happycamper · 02-11-2005, 08:54 AM

Thats kinda sad that of all the things to mention you want to see in porn, its a hairy dick.

Rhoda · 02-15-2005, 09:13 AM

I don't think wieners are supposed to have hair. If I ever saw a hairy one, I'd think it was a freak of nature. Perhaps what you mean is that you would like to see more pubic hair.

big whoppa · 02-18-2005, 02:14 AM

No, some weiners can and do have hair.

Giles · 03-03-2005, 06:41 PM

more pubes and hairy balls...

02-05-2005, 02:01 PM	#1
Maxwell Smart DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 2,361	I'd like to see hairyer penises in straight porn! Whats with all this shaved shit.. We can't relate show us some hairy dongs! Discuss.

02-05-2005, 02:39 PM	#2
Demontooth Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Green Acres Posts: 2,338	There are dongs in porn? __________________ If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly

02-05-2005, 03:29 PM	#3
Graftenberg Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: sector 2814 Posts: 1,789	Just shave. Problem solved. __________________ No animals were harmed in the making of this post.

02-05-2005, 05:09 PM	#4
Bandoman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: a small cottage on a cul de sac in the lower pits of hell. Posts: 21,781	art? Is that you? __________________ Shhh! Listen! Do you smell something?

02-05-2005, 07:52 PM	#5
cultshock Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ontari-ari-ari-oh! Posts: 6,854	Nah, art probably likes them shaved, so he can get a better look at the goods. __________________ "Cultshock... may your corpse be turned into a side show act for the curious and twisted." -Gandhi (banned DVDTalk member, not the Mahatma). I'm not sure, but I think he was hitting on me.

02-05-2005, 08:36 PM	#6
glassdragon Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Somewhere out there... YES THERE!!! Posts: 2,610	I was very surprised when i saw the post wasn't started by art __________________ I endorse every ad that appears in my comments, as long as they feature Midgets or Smurfs

02-05-2005, 08:51 PM	#7
jaeufraser DVD Talk Ultimate Edition Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 4,531	It's a conspiracy I tell you! Started by the homophobic conservative porn industry!

02-05-2005, 09:05 PM	#8
Buford T Pusser DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Lighten up, Francis! (Funland) Posts: 31,586	I didn't know cocks got a lot of hair on them. Hopefully I'll stay ignorant to the plight of hairy penis. __________________ it really bufords my pusser. (wow, that sounds dirty!)- cultshock

02-05-2005, 10:23 PM	#9
cultshock Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ontari-ari-ari-oh! Posts: 6,854	Oh, and I forgot: "hairyer"?? __________________ "Cultshock... may your corpse be turned into a side show act for the curious and twisted." -Gandhi (banned DVDTalk member, not the Mahatma). I'm not sure, but I think he was hitting on me.

02-05-2005, 10:41 PM	#10
Buford T Pusser DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Lighten up, Francis! (Funland) Posts: 31,586	me too. I keep reading it as "hair dryer penises". __________________ it really bufords my pusser. (wow, that sounds dirty!)- cultshock

02-05-2005, 11:28 PM	#12
Sanitarium Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 425	Get some 70's porn. Even the guy's dicks have sideburns.

02-06-2005, 12:52 AM	#13
IMRICKJAMES DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,756	How about a thread that's not about what should be in straight porn, shouldn't be in straight porn, what you hate about it, etc...and get to what is good about straight porn: HOT ASS CHICKS!

02-07-2005, 08:58 PM	#16
PopcornTreeCt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Orlando Posts: 8,134	Give art some credit...........he knows how to spell. __________________ *HD-DVD Blu-ray * Criterions**

02-10-2005, 08:27 PM	#17
MovieMaster11 DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Joliet, IL Posts: 1,333	This thread seriously has "Teh" (Gay)=> http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/xtina.html?

02-10-2005, 09:07 PM	#18
Maxwell Smart DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 2,361	wow that was gay!

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02-11-2005, 08:54 AM	#19
happycamper Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: At the beach Posts: 6,054	Thats kinda sad that of all the things to mention you want to see in porn, its a hairy dick. __________________ 8/28 ~ 9/9 ~10/12 ~ 11/22 ~ 12/29 ~ 1/18 ~ 2/14 ~ 4/4 ~ 5/11 ~ 6/28 ~ 8/9

02-15-2005, 09:13 AM	#20
Rhoda Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Center of the Universe Posts: 210	um... I don't think wieners are supposed to have hair. If I ever saw a hairy one, I'd think it was a freak of nature. Perhaps what you mean is that you would like to see more pubic hair. __________________ ---------------------------------------------------- A special kind of a$$hºle.

02-18-2005, 02:14 AM	#21
big whoppa Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Under Golden Gate Bridge Posts: 6,247	No, some weiners can and do have hair. __________________ "I Choked Linda Lovelace" - on Joe Dirt's T-Shirt

03-03-2005, 06:41 PM	#22
Giles DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Washington DC Posts: 17,750	more pubes and hairy balls...

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