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Old 04-11-2005, 12:14 PM   #1
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Default Desperate Housewives in Playboy...who's got em?

Anyone have the pics from the May Playboy featuring the Desperate Housewives? Blake?

Please?
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They're really not the "Desperate Housewives". More like just some MILFs.
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The one who was on the cover and had 1 picture in the layout should be a playmate of month - she was that hot. Speaking of which, this month's centerfold was amazing.
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Was having problems with uaih.net, so switched over to fapomatic. Enjoy. NO BITCHING ABOUT AIRBRUSHING!!! IF you don't like it, move along.

IF you enjoy, please support PLAYBOY.com (sign up for the cyberclub) and FAPOMATIC.com (click the google ads).

And yeah, quality sucks on some of these pics, but it's what they've got. Might upload more later.

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Some are pretty nice. Liked the last 2 photos.
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Thanks Blake. I didn't realize that fake boobs were a staple for American housewives.
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Animal is here, lets see what we have tonight.....

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit!!! What a great post, much props to Blake for posting these lucious angels.

They are absolutely gorgeous, airbrushing, who cares, the first picture and the pic in the shower are amazing, beautiful bodies, great fucking racks, and nice shaved snatches, I love you, I love all of you.

I especially like the shower one, while I like skinny chicks with small breasts, I absolutely love this picture, nice and skinny with a flat tummy, but with a beautiful rack!! GOD DAMN!!!

i love you ladies!!

I agree about the fake breasts though, I would rather have some a little saggy thn fake, oh well I would still spooge on them




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The term "desperate housewive" is well on its way to being played out and overused..

That said, these chicks are cute. Which one is Eric [WWE] Bishoff's wife?
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Quote:
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Loree Bischoff, Arizona

(it's the only picture of her)
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Damn yo, Eric Bischoff's wifey is nicey
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Not anything wrong with any of them girls.
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