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Old 04-23-2005, 10:04 AM   #1
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Old 04-23-2005, 10:19 AM   #2
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She'd be pretty hot if she dropped 10 pounds
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Old 04-23-2005, 10:25 AM   #3
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Make that 25.
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Do I hear 30?
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That still feels wrong looking at it. But then again, I was never one of the people fawning over them.
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Old 04-23-2005, 03:43 PM   #6
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Come on. If she dropped 5 pounds she'd be skin and bones (like her sister) and in the hospital.
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Old 04-23-2005, 03:47 PM   #7
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Come on. If she dropped 5 pounds she'd be skin and bones (like her sister) and in the hospital.
who needs skin?

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The Olsens... 18 going on 46.
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Old 04-23-2005, 05:46 PM   #9
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Good to see her finally get rid of that training bra.

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Old 04-23-2005, 07:39 PM   #10
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I'm sorry I like women, and have never understood the fasination with the Olsens.
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The reason they like her is because she is so small, you could hold her with one hand and hump her like a pocket-*****
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i dont think i'd like the sound of rattling bones if i had to bump uglies with either one of them.
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Old 04-23-2005, 10:21 PM   #13
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i dont think i'd like the sound of rattling bones if i had to bump uglies with either one of them.
just pretend it is the sound of the headboard hitting the wall.
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I just can't get around the Full House connection. Even when these women are 60, they'll remind every person on the planet of the twin babies on Full House. It's eerie...

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I hear ya dude, it's kinda like that sick kiddie stuff.

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I like Mary-Kate. She's got the DSL connection going for her...
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She'd be pretty hot if she dropped 10 pounds
nothing Jack Bauer and a hacksaw can't fix.
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i dont think i'd like the sound of rattling bones if i had to bump uglies with either one of them.
It'd be like fucking a box kite.
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Mmmm... box-kite.
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for some reason her face is reminding me of sharon stone
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That still feels wrong looking at it. But then again, I was never one of the people fawning over them.
I agree. I still think of hundreds of those posts way back since like they were eleven about how hot there were or going to be. Cant help but think pedomania for life everytime someone mentions how hot they are. I say put them back in oven for another decade P
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What exactly is up with the Olsen twins lips/mouth area? Do they not realize they are human and not some sort of human-duck hybrid?

I've never found either one of them attractive at all though, but that's just me. I'd rather see DJ or Steph any day of the week.
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They're not pretty, and they have the bodies of budding 13-year-olds. Outside of the money and pedo angles, exactly what is the allure?
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LMAO!!


I like skinny chicks but the Olson's are not my thing ughhh.
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:50 AM   #25
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To be honest the red blooded hunter male sex fiend says yes... yes ..OH FUCKIN YEAH...

but in reality if you did ever get the lil teen slut (or weirdo sis )it would be an awful ,ghastly screw ...
all teen hormones raging/wailing ,she would be like rag doll , lying there all fridgid/shy....an you thinking "OMG NOOOooo....what a bad fuck"
why guys fancy these teen teasers when it would be like raping *bambi*,or a defenslous scared kid..lol

I have fucked a 16yo ,years ago an it was a long hard process to turn her into a sexy bitch ,she was so annoying when she opened her pretty damn mouth too.....a real nightmare ...Great Body .....THOUGH,lol

my best time was a 36yo lass ,Maria.....WOW ...she was the best ..she was to be my wife but the jerk/arsehole I am fucked it up 4 months before the wedding ,by being such a fool

her mate tried it on when I was hammered in our local pub an I let her suck me off..............what a complete twat I am ,of course the bitch told Maria
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