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Old 10-22-2005, 12:55 PM   #1
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Default At the risk of sounding like a sexist pig. Cute bank teller cleavage

Teller had a shirt with a low enough cut neck line that just the very beginning of her cleavage showed. Right at the top where the cleavage started she had a mole. Something about it was driving me wild. Had to fight to not stare at it.
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"Yes, nice to mole you. Meet you! Nice to meet your mole. Don't say mole. I said mole."

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luckily it was a small, non-hairy mole
and she had a very slight resemblance to Raven Riley
skin and hair color were just about exact, face was sort of similar
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You can bet your sweet behind she dressed that way on purpose. Check your cash. Did she short you $20?
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Now I have a song stuck in my head and no erection.


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worst. thread. ever.
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I don't get it, nor your previous response to my post. Who's Larry?
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Old 10-22-2005, 04:16 PM   #10
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One of the in-sotre Wells Fargo branches in town has 3 of the most beutiful women I've ever seen working there. The grocery store also has a couple of stunners. It's uncanny. There must be some sort of hot chick vortex somewhere in the store.
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This Totally' SUCKS
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bank surveilance pics????
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Speaking of him and Curb Your Enthusiasm...and somewhat relative to the thread:

"Yeah, you wear that dress so people will look at your shoes."

There's nothing wrong with looking at cleavage. I mean, she knows if she's wearing something like that, it's going to attract attention to that area.

I don't think you're a sexist pig for looking at her cleavage. Now, if you had grabbed them, jiggled them around, pushed your face in between them and blew a raspberry, then said "These are for ME!" Then it might be sexist pig-ish.
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I don't think you're a sexist pig for looking at her cleavage. Now, if you had grabbed them, jiggled them around, pushed your face in between them and blew a raspberry, then said "These are for ME!" Then it might be sexist pig-ish.

So...that was wrong, then? Oh boy, I think I'd better go back to the supermarket and apologize to somebody.
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I don't think you're a sexist pig for looking at her cleavage. Now, if you had grabbed them, jiggled them around, pushed your face in between them and blew a raspberry, then said "These are for ME!" Then it might be sexist pig-ish.
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That line between pig and hero gets narrower and narrower every day!
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That line between pig and hero gets narrower and narrower every day!

Is that a reference to your postcount? DVD Talk Pig
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I don't get it, nor your previous response to my post. Who's Larry?

Larry David, star of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and co-creator of Seinfeld. The shot alludes to the glass half full or half empty in the case of the two posts I referenced. note:it's a joke.
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Speaking of him and Curb Your Enthusiasm...and somewhat relative to the thread:

"Yeah, you wear that dress so people will look at your shoes."

There's nothing wrong with looking at cleavage. I mean, she knows if she's wearing something like that, it's going to attract attention to that area.

I don't think you're a sexist pig for looking at her cleavage. Now, if you had grabbed them, jiggled them around, pushed your face in between them and blew a raspberry, then said "These are for ME!" Then it might be sexist pig-ish.
I always figured the fine line between Pig and Friendly Admirer was in direct relation to how attractive the girl being observed perceives you to be when said observation occurs.
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Funny you mention this. I was paying my mortgage in July at a newly opened branch and the teller had large breasts, and was wearing a shirt with a zipper that came up the bottom of her breasts. Tons of cleavage. I was in the drivethru lane with sunglasses, just stared, told my friend (we carpool) about her and he was also staring. At the end I asked her for a sucker (since the bowl was at the front of the ledge, against the glass, meaning that she had to stand up and lean over). Very nice.

I've been back there the past three months and haven't seen her since.
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Now I have a song stuck in my head and no erection.


Wow, another Dukes of Stratosphear fan. Awesome.
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So...that was wrong, then? Oh boy, I think I'd better go back to the supermarket and apologize to somebody.
I think you'd better go back and apologize to everybody.
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Larry David, star of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and co-creator of Seinfeld. The shot alludes to the glass half full or half empty in the case of the two posts I referenced. note:it's a joke.
I figured it was a joke...an obscure one (at least to me, considering I've never seen Curb Your Enthusiasm, and I hate Seinfeld), but still a joke.
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Old 10-23-2005, 01:35 PM   #24
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Google image search, "teller cleavage"

result, one picture only: http://www.hubbo.com/images/axial-plane-cleavage.jpg
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Google Image search: "bank boobs" much more interesting!

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uplo...sbeachplay.jpg
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