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Old 07-03-2006, 11:43 AM   #1
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Default Who do you wish would do a porno?

If you could play god and make anyone do one porno, who would it be and what kind of porno would you have them star in?

I would LOVE to see Vida Guerra on asstrafic.com getting her awesome ass fucked hard.
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Old 07-03-2006, 12:48 PM   #2
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I'd love to see Nicole Kidman do one, but I guess that would make her unfit to be a parent, so it's probably best that she doesn't.
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Old 07-03-2006, 12:50 PM   #3
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I wish I would do one.
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Old 07-03-2006, 04:09 PM   #4
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I would like to see Charlize Theron, Kristen Bell, Lauren Graham, Janel Moloney, Sarah Chalke, Scarlett Johansson, and Maria Sharpova do a lesbian porno. I think my head just exploded.
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Old 07-03-2006, 04:12 PM   #5
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vin diesel...in one of those solo flicks, or just with me...
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Old 07-03-2006, 04:41 PM   #6
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Kate Winslet and Natalie Portman for me.
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Old 07-03-2006, 05:06 PM   #7
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I would like to see Charlize Theron, Kristen Bell, Lauren Graham, Janel Moloney, Sarah Chalke, Scarlett Johansson, and Maria Sharpova do a lesbian porno. I think my head just exploded.
Lesbian Spank Inferno.
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Old 07-03-2006, 07:20 PM   #8
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Kristen Bell in a sweet and gentle but intense scene until she has so many orgasms that she can't remember her name.

Erica Campbell with the freakily well hung guys from Bangbus until she can't stand up. That's a woman with a body just *screaming* to be fucked.
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Old 07-03-2006, 08:38 PM   #9
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Old 07-03-2006, 08:48 PM   #10
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Rosie O'donnell and Star Jones in the Lesbonic View. The story is a group of porn stars start a talk show. Star jones is getting replaced by Rosie but half the girls want Star to stay and the other Rosie. So to decide on who stays they have a fuckoff.
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Old 07-03-2006, 09:56 PM   #11
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Rosie O'donnell and Star Jones in the Lesbonic View. The story is a group of porn stars start a talk show. Star jones is getting replaced by Rosie but half the girls want Star to stay and the other Rosie. So to decide on who stays they have a fuckoff.

Strange and honery but I like it!
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Old 07-03-2006, 09:58 PM   #12
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Where to start?

Anna Nicole Smith
Vida Guerra
Jaime Pressly
Martha Stewart
Sharon Stone
Nicole Kidman
Ashley Judd
Oprah
Jessica Simpson

Those are just a few.
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Old 07-03-2006, 10:10 PM   #13
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Old 07-03-2006, 10:15 PM   #14
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Old 07-03-2006, 10:20 PM   #15
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Where to start?

Anna Nicole Smith
Vida Guerra
Jaime Pressly
Martha Stewart
Sharon Stone
Nicole Kidman
Ashley Judd
Oprah
Jessica Simpson

Those are just a few.
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Old 07-03-2006, 10:22 PM   #16
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I'd love to see Nicole Kidman do one, but I guess that would make her unfit to be a parent, so it's probably best that she doesn't.
Well played.
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Old 07-03-2006, 11:31 PM   #17
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Where to start?

Anna Nicole Smith
Vida Guerra
Jaime Pressly
Martha Stewart
Sharon Stone
Nicole Kidman
Ashley Judd
Oprah
Jessica Simpson

Those are just a few.

Oprah?!?
 
Old 07-03-2006, 11:49 PM   #18
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Jessica Alba
Alizee
Kiera Knightly
Zhang Ziyi (or however the hell you spell it)
Lindsay Lohan
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Old 07-04-2006, 01:07 AM   #19
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Hmmm I'd go with Alba. That body's just too damn tight.
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Old 07-04-2006, 08:56 AM   #20
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:47 AM   #21
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Mila Kunis in a bukkake video....complete with her swallowing all 23 loads off her face as the finale.
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:21 PM   #22
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Quote:
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Where to start?

Anna Nicole Smith
Vida Guerra
Jaime Pressly
Martha Stewart
Sharon Stone
Nicole Kidman
Ashley Judd
Oprah
Jessica Simpson

Those are just a few.
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Martha looks good for 65 but I don't know if I want to see her doing a porno. Maybe her daughter. Apparently, she's a little wild. Article
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Old 07-04-2006, 02:16 PM   #23
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I'm still waiting for the Tiffany Teen hardcore video.
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Old 07-04-2006, 02:52 PM   #24
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Martha looks good for 65 but I don't know if I want to see her doing a porno. Maybe her daughter. Apparently, she's a little wild. Article

I guess I'm just curious to see how good they are in the sack.
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Old 07-04-2006, 06:36 PM   #25
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And Martha does have "Big House" experience, so....
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