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Old 03-17-2007, 04:34 PM   #1
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Default Which 3 celebs would you pick? Normal, oral and anal

I figured this would be more interesting than simply choosing one

So pick 3 celebs, 1 for each category, ie. who'd you most like to bang regular sex, who you'd most like to receive oral from and who you'd have anal with.
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Old 03-17-2007, 06:27 PM   #2
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My picks:

normal sex : Nicole Kidman ca. '99
oral : Angelina Jolie
anal: Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Old 03-17-2007, 06:54 PM   #3
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mmm this will have to take some thought.
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Old 03-17-2007, 10:22 PM   #4
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You left out "boobal".
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Old 03-17-2007, 11:10 PM   #5
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No kidding. There's plenty of celebs out there worth a good titty-fuck. The first one to schwing to mind in that respect is Catherine Bell.
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Old 03-17-2007, 11:38 PM   #6
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Fuck: Brooke Burke

Oral: Angelina Jolie

Anal: Monica Bellucci

Titty Fuck: Keeley Hazel
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Old 03-18-2007, 12:54 AM   #7
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Fuck: Jennifer Connely

Oral: Scarlett Johansson

Anal: Halle Berry

Titty: Salma Hayek
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Old 03-18-2007, 01:12 AM   #8
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Fuck: Sarah Carter
Oral: Angelina Jolie or the girl from ideepthroat.com
Anal: Jessica Biel
Tittys: Scarlet Johanson
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Old 03-18-2007, 01:59 AM   #9
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Anna Paquin
Elisha Cuthbert
Kristen Bell
Jessica Biel
Michelle Trachtenberg
Mandy Moore
Thora Birch
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Old 03-18-2007, 03:51 AM   #10
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Not really a celeb, dunno her name... but... for anal... would have to be this girl:

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Old 03-18-2007, 07:32 AM   #11
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Oral = Eva Mendes
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Old 03-18-2007, 07:43 AM   #12
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hmmm.
does anal really matter?i mean,if its doggystyle,you can't even see who you're bopping,all you see is an ass.
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Old 03-18-2007, 08:51 AM   #13
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"Normal"??

uh, okay, let's see:

vaginal - Parker Posey
receiving oral - Alyson Hannigan
giving oral - Eliza Dushku
anal - Michelle Trachtenberg
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Old 03-18-2007, 11:08 AM   #14
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normal - Laura Bush
oral - Condoleeza Rice
anal - Katie Couric
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I can't help but wonder how many actresses/celebs would feel honored by finding that certain forum perverts would like to "put it in their butt".
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Old 03-18-2007, 11:25 AM   #16
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anal - The_Infidel

So tell us how it feels?
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Old 03-18-2007, 01:57 PM   #17
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Vida from the back.

That's all I'm asking for.
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:57 PM   #18
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Ann Coulter for everything.
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Old 03-18-2007, 04:09 PM   #19
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Fuck: Gina Gershon


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Old 03-18-2007, 05:24 PM   #20
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Regualr - Jennifer Connely
Oral - the Cheerleader from Heroes
Anal - Sarah Silverman
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Old 03-18-2007, 07:34 PM   #21
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Regular: Angelia Jolie
Oral: Jennifer Aniston
Anal: Amanda Beard
Tits: Monica Bellucci
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Old 03-18-2007, 08:18 PM   #22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sean O'Hara
Oral - the Cheerleader from Heroes
Not even gonna wait until she's 18?
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Old 03-18-2007, 08:29 PM   #23
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Anal: Rosie O'Donnell....JUST to piss her off!
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I do wonder if non-porn celebs would get a mild kick out of this, be utterly disgusted or not give a rip one way or the other. It is a definite compliment in a totally wrong way.

Vaginal: Kristen Bell
Oral: Michelle Trachtenberg
Anal: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Titties: Erica Campbell
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