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Old 05-15-2007, 03:36 PM   #1
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Default Belgian senate candidate offers oral sex to voters

http://bobmeetsworld.com/belgian-pol...0000-blowjobs/

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I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I’m willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.





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Old 05-15-2007, 03:46 PM   #2
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Old 05-15-2007, 04:05 PM   #3
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She'll be dead from cancer before she ever makes it to office...


(I didn't click either link. I'm assumimg it is a woman)
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Old 05-15-2007, 04:07 PM   #4
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I hope it's a chick
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Old 05-15-2007, 04:40 PM   #5
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Looks cute.
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Old 05-15-2007, 05:30 PM   #6
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Can I take a break between BJ's? Otherwise I only need 4 or 5.
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Old 05-15-2007, 05:40 PM   #7
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Terms of Service

1. Acceptance of Terms
NEE and Tania provide blowjobs (Services) to those who request them, subject to the following Terms of Service ("TOS"). Your use of the Services in whole or in part constitutes your binding acceptance of these TOS. If you do not agree to these TOS, you should not use the Services. Some Services may be subject to additional posted rules, policies and terms. When you use those Services, you and Tania shall be subject to those additional conditions, which are incorporated by reference into these TOS (and, consequently, form part of your agreement with us).

2. Description of Services
The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

* applicants must be 18yrs old or above
* condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
* the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
* any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service
* Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons



Enter name and e-mail address below, if you are selected you will receive an e-mail within one week, asking for the specific coordinates for the requested performance.


Some notes after having received more than 1000 applications:

* submitting several applications will not result in more blowjobs
* Services for female applicants can only be provided in Second Life if the applicant has the necessary avatar modifications
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Old 05-15-2007, 10:01 PM   #8
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I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.
Cool, each person gets that many?
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Old 05-17-2007, 02:47 PM   #9
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...any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service...
So no grabbing of Tania's hair and/or head gentlemen!
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Old 05-18-2007, 01:33 AM   #10
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Note: those who are married or shy can also choose to receive their blowjob in Second Life
huh? Umm, so you have the choice between a blowjob in real life or one in Second Life? What the fuck? Is this the online game Second Life? If so, having that as an option is just... odd.
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:07 PM   #11
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I was wondering about that whole "Second Life" thing myself.

She seems rather easy on the eyes.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:42 PM   #12
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is this legit?



























im obviously kidding, though a bj would be nice
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:15 PM   #13
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Should be in 'Hot Deals'

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Old 05-19-2007, 03:13 PM   #14
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Okay, why do I think I'm the only one here who didn't sign up?


I feel left out...
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