Val Kilmer Insults Seka...and Everyone Else

Mr. Anthony · 10-11-2007, 12:51 PM

What a jag-off. Would any of you pay this lump of gnat shit thirty smackeroos for a pic? I'd rather give my money to Val Lewton
This is from 42nd St. Pete's MySpace blog (http://www.42ndstreetpete.com/), which you should all subscribe to.
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He Portrayed a Guy With a Big Dick and He turned Out to Be A real Big Dick himself

There were two big film conventions last weekend, one in Ohio, one in NJ. I was at the one in Ohio as I was hosting a Grindhouse Panel there. Lots of stories come out of these cons and you tend to ignore some because they are bullshit, but when over a dozen people tell me the same story, I would have to say its true.

It seems that fallen star, Val Kilmer was at the NJ con, ripping off the fans for autographs and photo ops. Pretty bad when you are charged $30 to take a picture with your own camera, but as long as fans "mark out" this dispicable practice will continue.

Mr. Kilmer was approched by another guest, adult film legend Seka, about having her picture taken with him. She was rudely refused by Kilmer as he supposedly said that he can't have his picture taken with a person such as yourself. The Platinum Princess reportedly ripped Kilmer a new asshole, in public.

For those who don't know, Kilmer played John Holmes, real life porn star and accessory to murder, in the film Wonderland. Kilmer, who reportedly looks like he's around 280lbs, completely disrespected Seka, who has always been a class act. Obviously his carreer is in a downhill slide as why else would he be selling autographs at a film con.

Instead of respecting the people who made him a star, he makes a nice unreported penny gouging his fans at $30 bucks a pop. Funny thing is that John Holmes was the first male superstar in porn because of having a foot long dick. Kilmer is so fat now that I doubt he even sees his dick anymore. So here, one again , life imitates art. Val played a guy with a big dick, but he was a bigger dick to his fans. Kudos to Seka for putting him in his place.

Ravyn · 10-11-2007, 01:07 PM

From what Ive read over the pass few years.. Kilmer has always been an ass.. I am glad though that Seka ripped him a new one!

Nosmo Rex · 10-11-2007, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ravyn

From what Ive read over the pass few years.. Kilmer has always been an ass.. I am glad though that Seka ripped him a new one!

I was going to say pretty much the same thing!

Ravyn · 10-11-2007, 01:10 PM

Well.. GMTA

Michael Vega · 10-11-2007, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ravyn

From what Ive read over the pass few years.. Kilmer has always been an ass..

Yeah, no surprise here. I'd be more surprised if someone said he was a "class act".

LiquidSky · 10-11-2007, 04:14 PM

Back in the day I had nowhere to rent gay porn so I rented straight. Seka was one of my favorite gals along with Marilyn Chambers, Annette Haven, and Annie Sprinkles. Val Kilmer can fuck off.

She's still beautiful.

Shannon Nutt · 10-12-2007, 07:50 AM

I don't like the practice, but Val Kilmer isn't the first and won't be the last celebrity to charge for autographs.

I remember Bill Shatner used to do this in the 80s and 90s - but his reason was to raise money for charity. He didn't keep the funds for himself.

Sports stars are notorious for making people pay for autographs, but the worst person I've seen was Adam West back in the 80s (when he was totally unhirable) - he not only charged you for an autograph, but he would only sign pictures that he was selling...he wouldn't sign anything you brought with you. In Mr. West's defense, he had a weasly agent at that time repping him, which I can only hope he's since sent to the curb.

Ravyn · 10-12-2007, 09:46 AM

I went to a few ST conventions back in the 80's and 90's here in NY and I guess I was lucky that I didnt pay for any autographs. To be honest I dont think any actor be it in porn or mainstream should charge for that. Thats just me.

Ravyn · 10-12-2007, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiquidSky

Back in the day I had nowhere to rent gay porn so I rented straight. Seka was one of my favorite gals along with Marilyn Chambers, Annette Haven, and Annie Sprinkles. Val Kilmer can fuck off.

She's still beautiful.

I totally agree with you there Liquid!

Nosmo Rex · 10-12-2007, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ravyn

I totally agree with you there Liquid!

Me too. I hadn't seen a recent picture of her. She was definitely a fave of mine back in the day.

AGuyNamedMike · 10-12-2007, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by LiquidSky

She's still beautiful.

Yep. We went to the same high school (I attended a decade later) where she won the school beauty contest. My chemistry teacher actually attended with her and was in charge of their 10-year reunion. He tracked her down enough to send an invitation, but all he got back were catalogs for adult videos and such.

JesseCuster · 10-12-2007, 06:12 PM

I seem to remember reading somewhere that John Holmes said that Seka was far and away the hottest f*ck he'd ever had. Aside from obvious amazing looks during her heyday, she apparently had the tightest, wettest, hottest pussy in the biz. He described the sensation as feeling like his cock was being sucked into her as he banged her and that it took huge concentration on his part not to blow before he was signaled to during the scene.

BlackSix · 10-13-2007, 11:58 PM

Holmes said that about Seka in the Exhausted pseduo-doc and on the commentary the director said the story was bullshit: at first he mentioned some girl no one knew so they got him to say it was Seka instead.

I also wouldn't take 42nd Pete's story as the gospel truth. The irony is that back in the day Seka was said to be a royal pain in the ass by almost everyone.

10-11-2007, 12:51 PM	#1
Mr. Anthony Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14	Val Kilmer Insults Seka...and Everyone Else What a jag-off. Would any of you pay this lump of gnat shit thirty smackeroos for a pic? I'd rather give my money to Val Lewton This is from 42nd St. Pete's MySpace blog (http://www.42ndstreetpete.com/), which you should all subscribe to. ------------------ He Portrayed a Guy With a Big Dick and He turned Out to Be A real Big Dick himself There were two big film conventions last weekend, one in Ohio, one in NJ. I was at the one in Ohio as I was hosting a Grindhouse Panel there. Lots of stories come out of these cons and you tend to ignore some because they are bullshit, but when over a dozen people tell me the same story, I would have to say its true. It seems that fallen star, Val Kilmer was at the NJ con, ripping off the fans for autographs and photo ops. Pretty bad when you are charged $30 to take a picture with your own camera, but as long as fans "mark out" this dispicable practice will continue. Mr. Kilmer was approched by another guest, adult film legend Seka, about having her picture taken with him. She was rudely refused by Kilmer as he supposedly said that he can't have his picture taken with a person such as yourself. The Platinum Princess reportedly ripped Kilmer a new asshole, in public. For those who don't know, Kilmer played John Holmes, real life porn star and accessory to murder, in the film Wonderland. Kilmer, who reportedly looks like he's around 280lbs, completely disrespected Seka, who has always been a class act. Obviously his carreer is in a downhill slide as why else would he be selling autographs at a film con. Instead of respecting the people who made him a star, he makes a nice unreported penny gouging his fans at $30 bucks a pop. Funny thing is that John Holmes was the first male superstar in porn because of having a foot long dick. Kilmer is so fat now that I doubt he even sees his dick anymore. So here, one again , life imitates art. Val played a guy with a big dick, but he was a bigger dick to his fans. Kudos to Seka for putting him in his place.

10-11-2007, 01:07 PM	#2
Ravyn Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: New York Posts: 563	From what Ive read over the pass few years.. Kilmer has always been an ass.. I am glad though that Seka ripped him a new one! __________________ May Your Darkest Dreams and Desires Always Be Fulfilled

10-11-2007, 01:10 PM	#4
Ravyn Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: New York Posts: 563	Well.. GMTA __________________ May Your Darkest Dreams and Desires Always Be Fulfilled

10-11-2007, 04:14 PM	#6
LiquidSky Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Pokey Dot Lounge, Nashville, TN Posts: 5,070	Back in the day I had nowhere to rent gay porn so I rented straight. Seka was one of my favorite gals along with Marilyn Chambers, Annette Haven, and Annie Sprinkles. Val Kilmer can fuck off. She's still beautiful. Last edited by LiquidSky; 10-11-2007 at 04:17 PM.

10-12-2007, 09:46 AM	#8
Ravyn Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: New York Posts: 563	I went to a few ST conventions back in the 80's and 90's here in NY and I guess I was lucky that I didnt pay for any autographs. To be honest I dont think any actor be it in porn or mainstream should charge for that. Thats just me. __________________ May Your Darkest Dreams and Desires Always Be Fulfilled

10-12-2007, 07:50 AM	#7
Shannon Nutt DVD Empire Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 5,104	I don't like the practice, but Val Kilmer isn't the first and won't be the last celebrity to charge for autographs. I remember Bill Shatner used to do this in the 80s and 90s - but his reason was to raise money for charity. He didn't keep the funds for himself. Sports stars are notorious for making people pay for autographs, but the worst person I've seen was Adam West back in the 80s (when he was totally unhirable) - he not only charged you for an autograph, but he would only sign pictures that he was selling...he wouldn't sign anything you brought with you. In Mr. West's defense, he had a weasly agent at that time repping him, which I can only hope he's since sent to the curb.

10-12-2007, 06:12 PM	#12
JesseCuster Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: The Appian Way by way of Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,144	I seem to remember reading somewhere that John Holmes said that Seka was far and away the hottest fck he'd ever had. Aside from obvious amazing looks during her heyday, she apparently had the tightest, wettest, hottest pussy in the biz. He described the sensation as feeling like his cock was being sucked into her as he banged her and that it took huge concentration on his part not to blow before he was signaled to during the scene. __________________ "One more anal-probing gyro-pyro levitating ectoplasm alien anti-matter story and I'm going to take out my gun and shoot somebody." - Fox Mulder The X-Files* DVD Profiler

10-13-2007, 11:58 PM	#13
BlackSix Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 121	Holmes said that about Seka in the Exhausted pseduo-doc and on the commentary the director said the story was bullshit: at first he mentioned some girl no one knew so they got him to say it was Seka instead. I also wouldn't take 42nd Pete's story as the gospel truth. The irony is that back in the day Seka was said to be a royal pain in the ass by almost everyone.

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