Seymore Butts': Mission To Uranus (Seymore Butts #54)
Seymore Butts Home Movies/Pure Play Media
Genre: Anal, Gonzo
Director: Seymore Butts
Cast: Alisha Klass, Angelica Sin, McKayla Matthews, Michele Raven, Tom Byron, Lexington Steele, Hakan Serbes, Mary Jane, Seymore Butts
Length: 128 minutes
Date of Production: 3/20/2000 (box), 3/21/2000 (credits)
Extra's: Bonus short "Seymore Butts In America (a 45 minute long show from 8/21/1996, made with Ultimate Pictures, starring Shane, Krista, Yvonne, Chrystal, Tiffany Towers, Kylie Ireland, Anna Lingus, Mark Davis, Alex Sanders, Gerry Pike, TT Boy, Seymore Butts, and Marv) , trailers, biographies for Alisha Klass and McKayla Matthews, photogallery
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that has been the standard for porno's for quite some time. The picture had a lot more grain and video noise this time than Volume 44 although fans of Seymore's works will likely not care one bit about the technical deficiencies like the compression artifacts and weak lighting. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English but didn't appear to have any actual separation between the channels. Again, big fans of the material will overlook the problems in favor of the Seymore style.
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Body of Review: In recent years, few men have been so associated with ass and gonzo porn as the master, John Stagliano, and a man that could only be described as the second runner up, Seymore Butts. Of the two, most fans prefer the vaunted original king of anal, John, but that doesn't mean Prince Seymore is a worthless loser. Over the years, he has developed quite a following of fans that enjoyed his anal antics that were years ahead of their time. Back before ATM (ass to mouth) was common, he was the sicko really introducing it to the masses and the same holds true for felching and other circus act sex. With a new distribution deal (with Pure Play Media), Seymore is releasing his back catalog, including his 54th effort, Seymore Butts': Mission To Uranus. The cast was more diverse this time than in his adventures in Tahiti, Volume 44, but so to were the weaknesses of the technical matters. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast, noting that there was more anal action here than in most current gonzo releases:
Scene One: Alisha, Angelica, McKayla, Michele, and Tom had a scene on a bed by a large picture window. The sex included some lesbian loving but primarily focused on Ton getting to bone each of the gals. At one point, he's being blown and the gal stuck some fingers up his ass (ouch!) but otherwise, there was a lot of anal and ATM (ass to mouth) action as they all shared his rod. If you want it all, this scene has it although the vaginal sex took the short end of his stick.
Scene Two: McKayla, the blonde contract performer, and the massive Lexington, had a scene on a couch. She started it off by blowing him, and while she wasn't able to deep throat his entire shaft, she did make a good stab at it before he started boning her pussy. After a little of that, she determines that she wants his meat in her ass and manages to take much of him inside her before jerking him off to a big, gooey finish as she sucked him dry.
Scene Three: Alisha, the primary star, and McKayla, Seymore's newest star at the time, started playing with one another a bit in a couple of settings at the European porn show, before they were joined by Hakan on a bed. The sex included all kinds of oral and vaginal as well as the obligatory anal action as they shared him repeatedly. It ended with a double facial to the ladies and a glow to be had by all.
Scene Four: Alisha, Mary, and Seymore had a scene after he walked in on the gals having a lesbian scene on a bed. They were using a couple of toys, including a large vibrator in the shape of a jelly tongue, and every hole was used here when the gals did lots of licking and Seymore did lots of sticking, with the ass being the most used orifice of choice on the gals. If you like anal, this one will please you no end since no matter how goofy Seymore may look, he brings home the bacon.
Summary: Fans will enjoy this one as much as either Volume 44 or Volume 39 but I think this was one I can only give a Rent It to. I really liked the extra, especially for the Kylie Ireland scene, but the feature itself is what drives the rating and the technical matters were just too weak to justify anything higher.
Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.
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