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Seymore Butts' Blow Me

Studio: Seymore Butts » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 3/27/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Oral

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast: Alisha Klass, Samantha Stylle, Halli Aston, Taylor Hayes, Gina, Teri, Sid Deuce, Inari, Kathy Willets, Yvonne

Length: 2Hrs

Production Date: 2004

Extras: Photo Gallery, Alisha Klass Biography, Spam, Trailers, Bonus Scene, Chapter Selection

Audio/Video: The video is presented in Full Frame color. For the scenes with Alisha, the lighting is fairly good, crisp and for the most part consistent. All of the other scenes have poor quality, either a darkness or brightness or tone skew that is disruptive. The individual problems are noted below within each scene. The audio is 2.0 and very sharp. The closeness of the girls to the camera gives us a lot of good sound. Unfortunately, it also picks up a great deal of Seymore's.

Body of Review:

Seymore Butts is a busy man. With keeping the business running and his popular Showtime program, he has to be under a tremendous amount of tension. "You must just want to explode," Alisha Klass tells Seymore at the beginning of Blow Me. He has just finished directing and filming Alisha in a scene, when she corners him in an empty bedroom. She suggests giving him a blowjob to free up his pressure, and hey, who could resist? As she does her work, she asks about the women who have given him blowjobs in the past. This brings back memories that lead us into the different scenes. After each memory we return to Alisha who continues sucking, searching deep into his past.

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Scene 1-The first scene starts with the mysterious and sexy Alisha Klass. Klass is the star for those attracted to real women. There's nothing fake looking about her- no heavy makeup, no doctoring, her breasts are real and just big enough. She's a full-bodied, beautiful brunette with piercing, seductive eyes. There's a physical pureness about her, the way there is in Julianne Moore, and it's this natural state that makes her sexy. She sucks on Seymore in loud, enthusiastic efforts and gets him to remember some of the girls before.

Scene 2-The tan and busty Taylor Hayes is the first that comes to mind. She stumbles across Seymore as he's sitting alone admiring the beach. Taylor claims she's between scenes, but despite her break she gets busy with Seymore as expected. Taylor has a beautiful face to watch as she gives him some noisy, wet action. The lighting here is rather poor, it's filmed at sunset and has some darkness and a great deal of gold reflection from the camera's light. But Taylor's a pretty picture and in the end she takes a shot to the mouth before rushing off. A decent scene, put poorly lit.

Scene 3-The camera pans along the ground, through a door and into a bathroom stall. Sitting on the toilet is Kathy Willets, with her skirt up and a vibrator against her pussy. She goes at it alone for a few minutes, before taking hold of Seymore's manhood. The lighting here is better, so we can see more clearly. But there's no reason to want to, as Willets is not much to look at in my opinion. Ends with a shot to her face.

Scene 4-Seymore has to pee, and he rushes through the house and into the bathroom. Who happens to be in there? Sid Deuce, dressed in a stars and stripes bikini. The two have some back and forth dialogue before the scene finally starts. And it begins with Seymore rubbing her bikini-tanned titties then the inevitable knob slob. The lighting here is only decent, there's again an excessive brightness and some redness. Ends the usual way.

Scene 5-Here we drop the opening skits, and go straight to the blowjobs. Terrie is a cute, young black girl with blonde streaks in her long black hair. She gives Seymore's shaft a great deal of meticulous attention, with lots of slow play. The lighting here has the same problems as before. Terrie takes a shot to the mouth, but it's so puny that if you blink you'll miss it.

Scene 6-Yvonne is a young blonde with sleepy eyes and cute face. She must have just woken up, and she begins the scene by waking up Seymore with some sucking. In no time she's brought his limp soldier to attention, and the fun begins. Yvonne is really into her work, she does a great deal of humming and slurping that makes a lot of noise. The video in this scene is muted, and it has a very home video look. Again there's a strong lacking of colors, which has become expected by now.

Scene 7-We cut back to Alisha, but this time Samantha Stylle walks into the room. A pretty blonde with a big smile starts kissing on Alisha before the two team up on Seymore. This lasts for a little while, but does not end as we pick up with them later in scene 9.

Scene 8-Taylor Hayes and Gina Winters double-up here for the action. It begins with Taylor going solo on Seymore, while Gina rubs herself. Taylor calls Gina over and they do double duty on Seymore for a while. The video here is still not great; it has that muted look to it. But it is one of the better scenes, as it's more crisp and both girls are good looking. Pop shot to both.

Scene 9-Back to the action with Alisha and Samantha, the two do more talking than sucking. But when the very hot Halli Aston comes in, the party gets started. This is the best scene of the film. And in comparison it makes all the others look like crap. The lighting is fairly decent and all three girls are enthusiastic about his yummy. We come back to them in the end.

Scene 10-Inari Vachs is another natural beauty. She offers a lot of dripping head and deep throating. She's a doll and knows how to put the moves on a dick. She jerks him off in the end while licking his balls. The second decent scene, shot outside with good light.

Scene 11-In the very final scene (not within scene selection) we come back to the fab three. Alisha, Samantha and Halli are still at their post and they've all their mouth around it. They continue tugging, licking, and sucking until Seymore finally gets his release spraying all three girls in the process.

Concluding Words: This is a fairly typical film for this genre. Filled with nothing but blowjobs, the movie sets out to satisfy those looking for up-close angles, lots of nasty, noisy sucking and facials. And although it delivers, it does so poorly. The only truly noteworthy scenes are those involving Alisha, and since the 'memory' footage is just that, old leftover stock or taken from past films, the majority of the movie is rehashed slop in crappy video and old stars. Unless you're looking something that blasts to the past, skip this one and pick up a fresher title.

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