Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation: A Complete Guide (AKA: Squirters 2)
Seymore Butts Home Movies/Pure Play Media
Director: Seymore Butts
Cast: Alisha Klass, Tina Cherry, Montana Gunn, Taylor Hayes, Bonita Saint, Samantha Stylle, Lori Rivers, Taren Steele, Shanna Mccullough, Dina Jewel, Jordan Mcknight, Sadie Grace, Allison Embers, Jewel Valmont (AKA: Ava Vincent), Gina, Seymore Butts, Herschel Savage, Hakan
Length: 82 minutes
Date of Production: 5/26/2000
Extra's: Five bonus scenes (as outlined below), trailers, biographies for Alisha Klass and McKayla Matthews, photogallery, spam
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that has been the standard for porno's for quite some time. The picture had a lot more grain and video noise than Volume 44 although fans of Seymore's works will likely not care one bit about the technical deficiencies like the compression artifacts and weak lighting. The lighting was not up to par and the video noise was worse than I've come to expect from Seymore's movies (which are not known for technical excellence). The audio was presented in the usual stereo English but didn't appear to have any actual separation between the channels. With the clips from older shows, especially when shown in slow motion, the video and audio were even weaker, making me long for some of his better releases like Mission To Uranus.
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Body of Review: Seymore Butts is known by many as a guy with an interesting face, who likes ass almost as much as John Stagliano, and has been around for years. Like most guys in porn, he directs with a style that allows him to get off, and hopes that fans will enjoy it too. Over the years, he certainly has developed a following, regardless of what he looks like or his directing limitations. Fans of his will note that I recently reviewed Mission To Uranus and Tushy Tahiti, finding a lot to enjoy with both, and the latest release I received to review was Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation: A Complete Guide (AKA: Squirters 2). The movie is billed as a "how to" guide and as such had a lot of weaknesses, relying on Seymore's observations instead of true medical guidance, unlike the extensive expertise in the various Nina Hartley releases for Adam & Eve. The bonus scenes lasted for about two hours and became the de facto reason to check this one out but read the review for more details on the DVD as a whole:
The show spent some time discussion the G-Spot (Graffenberg Spot), the medically questioned area of a woman's insides that is supposed to allow for a very deep orgasm if properly stimulated. The show then spent some time discussing the three types of orgasms in a woman, Vulval (triggered by stimulating the clitoris), the Uterine (stimulated by intercourse), and the unnamed combination of the two. The movie has clips of various scenes from past Seymore Butt movies, most of them far too short, and broke down in a number of technique-oriented chapters, including a discussion on PC (pubococcygeus) muscles and how to exercise them in order to strengthen your orgasms (demonstrated with Tina Cherry and Herschel Savage).
Their scene took place on a bed with Herschel spending a lot of time jerking Tina off in order to show the manipulation of her pussy muscles. The sex itself was fairly average and included oral, straight and anal before the obligatory facial as she jerked him off. There was some minor squirting action but nothing like you see in the outtakes on side two or in later scenes.
Seymore then spoke about exercising other, related muscles and how to do it. Alisha joined him in a bed, going down on her as she presented herself in doggy style for his amusement. The scene was mostly one where he went down on her and used a few toys to get her off but it was cute to see her get lost in the moment a few times. Some would argue this is why she became a fan favorite over the years. This scene was followed by more clips of older scenes with a bunch of Seymore's previous performers. One thing to note though, most of the squirting here looked like the women urinating, something medical professionals and those with actual expertise in the field claim is what you are actually watching when "squirting" takes place.
The show ended with Alisha and Montana with Seymore in a short scene where they get Montana off on a bed. It wasn't anything special and lacked the humor of the previous scene. There was no penetration and if you want to watch a gal getting jerked off (with nothing else), this one may appeal to you more than it did to me.
The bonus scenes were where all the real sex took place and thankfully, there were five of them. Here's a quick breakdown of those scenes for you:
Bonus Scene One: Alisha, the contract star of many Seymore Butts' movies, and Lori, a gal that reminded me off her costar, had a scene on a motel room bed. They did each other and left a large puddle on and around the bed as they jerked one another off, used a large vibrator, and generally did the lesbian experience as you would expect in one of Seymore's movies.
Bonus Scene Two: Alisha, looking a bit more refined on a large bed with her makeup well done and Seymore assisting her, started off by masturbating while he fingered her ass. He then went down on her and she pissed all over the camera before he started boning her pussy and ass to a couple more orgasms.
Bonus Scene Three: Alisha and Bonita, both wearing matching neon pink outfits, did old man Herschel in the bedroom. Bonita looked exceptionally hot here but most of you would like Alisha's infectious brand of enthusiasm even more as the two jumped his bones. They gave him a sexy lap dance and he went down on them, after which he returned the favor. They screwed for a long time with Bonita getting most of it, in their pussies and asses. It was a pretty good scene.
Bonus Scene Four: Taylor, a major hotty on screen, and Gina, a decent looking gal herself, had some lesbian fun with one another (Seymore assisted a bit too) as they licked each other and used a few dildos to jam in each other. There was more pissing, I mean squirting, and even though the technical qualities were lame, it wasn't bad to watch once.
Bonus Scene Five: Taren, a babe with beautiful eyes and a curvy body, took care of muscular Hakan in a hotel room. She went down on him and then the two started in earnest as they screwed and toyed with one another on the bed. There was anal, of course, and the straight sex was also pretty hardcore in this one.
Summary: This was the weakest Seymore Butts release I've seen to date and as such, earned a rating of Skip It. The technical matters were weak, with lots of grain and video noise leading the problems, and the scenes on the feature itself amounting to a couple that limited themselves far too much. If you believe that squirting is something other than pissing (urinating) and want to see some of it take place, you'd do better to see many of Cytheria's releases for a bunch of companies. The gals here varied from hot to "I'd pass up on at closing time", which is not the norm for a Seymore Butt's movie. Look for his other titles instead if you want to get off.
Note: You can see recent candid shots of Seymore and other performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.
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