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Real Female Masturbation #21

Studio: New Machine » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/28/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Real Female Masturbation 21

New Machine Publishing

Genre: Masturbation

Director: Randy West

Cast: Jordan, Stevie Conrad, Ninalyn, Chardonay, Dyanna Lauren, Celeste, Mandy Bright

Length: 127minutes

Date of Production: 2/13/2003

Extra's: trailers, photogallery, coupon for a DVD (you pay sipping though)

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the standard porn format of 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as expected. Aside from some very minor lighting issues, chosen to accent the women more than blindly analyze them (harsh lighting reveals every flaw and makes them look worse), I think the picture looked good with minimal grain on the newer scenes and only a touch of problems with video grain. The audio was presented in stereo English with no separation between the channels. The biggest flaw with it, and this is a long-standing complaint, is that the women are tough to hear when speaking and Randy is easily heard. That means if you turn up the volume, Randy will tear apart your speakers and a boom mike might be in order for future productions.

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Body of Review: Few porn studs have remained active both in front of and behind the camera for as long as Randy West. The man has had sex with just about every female in the jizz bizz in the last twenty-five years and few have complained about his technique so he must be doing something right. For all the good natured fun poked at the man over the years about his dark tan and age, the man continues to release a lot of movies, including the latest in his masturbation series, Real Female Masturbation 21. The series takes clips from older performances and combines them with the large body of work Randy's shot over the years and presents them in a package showing females getting themselves off in minimalist settings at Randy's place. Usually, particularly on the newer scenes, the picture looks decent and the show starts off with an interview, which is a chance to get to know the performers as they entered the business (at least a large number of them entered through Randy's company). While masturbation series are everywhere these days, like the artistic Soloerotica and the lower budget 100% Masturbations, Randy's niche is secure in that he provides top of the line talent (most of the time) in a straightforward setting without too many special effects. If you enjoy this type of thing, Randy's the best you're going to get so read the following scene breakdown by cast if you're interested:

Scene One: Jordan, a 19 year old hot blonde gal from Montana, as seen on the upper left hand corner of the front DVD cover, started off the show with this scene on Randy's ever-popular couch. She showed off her body with a little tease session and then masturbated on a chair and the floor. She fingered herself and then used a vibrator, appearing to orgasm at least once. She was very good at playing with herself, whew!

Scene Two: Stevie, the cutie on the upper right hand side of the front DVD cover, started off by wearing a sun dress on the porch, letting the wind carry it up high enough to see she was wearing no underwear. She then gave her interview on a bed, indicating she was from Maui, was a Hawaiian Tropic gal and worked for Playboy, with this being her first video. She teased the camera a bit before her masturbation sequence, using her fingers and a vibrator to get off. Her performance was less exciting and her pussy didn't look as sweet but she had a great face.

Scene Three: Ninalyn, the 20 year old Chinese gal that was on the front DVD cover in the lower center, wearing a blue and white striped shirt. She started off by urinating on the sidewalk before giving her interview, indicating that this was her first video and how much she loved masturbating at home. She stayed on the large comfy chair and showed off her body before jumping right in rubbing herself. The vibrator came into play soon after and it appeared as though she got off a few times (her nipples turned hard, her face was flush, and a few other reasons) before the scene ended. Her scene appeared to be cut short as it ended with the layer change and she was still squirming.

Scene Four: Chardonay, the Black gal on the lower right hand side of the front DVD cover, started off her scene by reading an erotic newspaper on the couch and then masturbating. She only used her fingers and there was no interview. This was a weak scene compared to those that went before it.

Scene Five: Dyanna, long before she directed for Vivid, this blonde was a cute performer with an ample set of curves. She's the gal with the tiny picture in the middle of the front DVD cover, just above Celeste. There was no interview here either but she appeared to like masturbating for the camera on the couch. As an older scene, it didn't look as crisp and clear as the newer ones but it was short and sweet.

Scene Six: Celeste, the gal on the front DVD cover located just underneath Dyanna, didn't really have an interview either as this was an older scene recorded before Randy's formula was established. She seemed to be a fun gal that enjoyed her implants and as she stripped, she showed off her ample ass. She massaged herself all over, rubbing her pussy and ass in standing doggy position. I think she had fun but didn't get off here and had it been filmed more recently, would've been better overall.

Scene Seven: Mandy, the Eastern European brunette seen on the lower left corner of the front DVD cover, told Randy that this was her first time in the USA although she had made a lot of movies overseas. She had her scene on his infamous couchie couch and really worked her body for the camera. Her red lingerie accented her delightful body and she knew how to tease better than any of the others (in a professional manner at least). She rubbed herself and used only her hands to get off, something I'd have offered to help with if given the chance.

Summary: I'm going to rate this one as Recommended based on the cast, the action, and the generous amount of solo action for your dollar. While it amounted to a compilation of masturbation scenes, many of the gals got off and the advertising was accurate so you know what you're getting. The audio may need work but Real Female Masturbation is as good as you'll find on the market for masturbation action.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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