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Jodie Moore Explains the Universe

Studio: Legend Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/28/04

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Jodie Moore Explains The Universe

Legend Video

Genre: Feature

Director: Jerome Tanner

Cast: Jody Moore, Mr. Pete, Christy Lee, Steve Holmes, Kimberly Kane, Chris Cannon, Dana Vespoli, Evan Stone, Serena South, Joel Lawrence

Length: 81.5 minutes

Date of Production: 12/11/2003 to 12/14/2003

Extra's: 18 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, biographies, photogallery, spam

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, the standard of the porn industry for years. There was some grain and video noise but most of the time, Tanner proved he knows what he's doing. The fleshtones were accurate and the compression artifacts were barely noticeable on their rare appearance. The audio was somewhat mixed in terms of quality, with a stereo English PCM track (pulse code modulated) rather than a more standardized Dolby track, and a mixture in terms of levels on the vocals.

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Body of Review: Most people are familiar with Jody Moore from her work with Private Pictures, given the high quality of the company and worldwide distribution network, and a lot of fans know that she is a perennial candidate for government positions in Australia (long before Mary Carey ran for the governor's position in California, Jody was trying to win a seat in her home country). Now that she works from Legend, her opportunities to try something new have come to a head and the latest release of hers is Jodie Moore Explains The Universe. The movie has Jody narrating a series of five scenes, of which she sadly only participates in one, about historical events, as reenacted by the cast. There was some minor acting and plot but most of the show was good old-fashioned sex. If this sounds interesting to you, read the following scene breakdown by cast:

Scene One: Jody, the hot blonde from Australia, and Pete, the wacky porn stud from somewhere a bit colder to home, had a scene in bed. She started off by masturbating with a huge vibrator and then he took control of it to get her off. She was made to taste her own juices and she jerked him off before blowing him. They screwed in a few positions and then did some anal with a decent amount of energy before he blew his load into her.

Scene Two: Christy, an attractive gal with nice curves and a lot of hair on her pretty head, had a scene with Steve in a blue room. He started if off by going down on her and she reciprocated with a short blowjob. He then started boning her in missionary and other positions with some real energy before popping off on her face. I hope to see more of her in the future.

Scene Three: Kimberly, a blonde with a slightly trashy look to go along with her pierced nipples, started of scene three with a masturbation sequence on a couch, using a vibrator to get off. Chris walked in on her and licked his to a blissful orgasm as he continued to work her vibrator in and out of her dripping pussy. She lubed up his penis with a short blowjob and then rode him for several minutes in a number of positions. It ended with a facial and wasn't bad but wasn't great either.

Scene Four: Dana, a lean little brunette, and Evan, had a scene based on her being Mona Lisa and him being Leonardo Da Vinci. Needless to say, they looked better than their respective characters and it started off with him going down on her. He fingered her as well and she gave his pickle a tonsil tickle before they started boning in earnest. This was a slower, more erotic scene than I've seen her in lately and I liked it more than I thought I would. It ended with a standard finish of him dropping a load upon her face.

Scene Five: Serena, the attractive young gal that has been more in demand of late than ever before, had a scene with Joel in a subway (it was a cheap set but the idea was cute). He came onto her but poking her eye with his penis, assault with a deadly weapon coming to mind, and eventually she came around to enjoy him going down on her. She gave a fair hand-assisted blowjob in return and they were boning in no time at all after that. Her fake moans weren't impressive but she did ride him pretty hard so I can forgive her vocal excesses. He ended it by jerking a load onto her crotch (facial fans beware).

Summary: I am attracted to several of the performers here and think that they'd have been even better in a bigger budget version of this movie. I'm going to rate this one as a Rent It due to the lack of solid extras, the weaknesses on the technical matters, and the low amount of fuck for your buck but fans of the cast may want to pick up a copy anyway.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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