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Photographic Mammaries

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/28/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Photographic Mammaries

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo, Large Breasts

Director: Brandon Iron

Cast: Avy Scott, Sean Michaels, Anita Queen, Michael Stefano, Lisa Sparkle, Leslie Taylor, Misty, Brandon Iron, Jane Darling, Steve Holmes

Length: 138.5 minutes

Date of Production: 12/9/2003

Extra's: 5 minutes of Bonus footage, 8 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage, 11.5 minute long Photoshoot, 2.5 minutes of extra tease footage, cumshot recap, photogallery, cast list, trailers, director's biography, preview to Baker's Dozen, double sided DVD cover

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot on video. The picture was very crisp and clear with only minimal visual grain and no compression artifacts noticed. The fleshtones were accurate and I think this was among the best looking releases I've seen from Platinum X Pictures. The audio was presented in stereo English but there wasn't a lot of talking going on, nor was there a lot of separation between the channels, but the sound was never a problem here.

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Body of Review: Brandon Iron, director of hits like I Like It Rough 3 and Ten little Piggies, is a force to be reckoned with in the porn world. His emphasis on hard hitting, rough sex scares some people but the fans know this man can give them what they want, and remain loyal to him, regardless of where he performs or directs. His latest release is Photographic Mammeries, a show that has five scenes centering on attractive gals with curvy bodies and large breasts, features that many men appreciate. There was a lot of anal action going on here too but those that like gonzo will want to continue reading the breakdowns of the scenes below:

Scene One: Avy, the gal on the front DVD cover and a major hotty, started off the show with a photo session, wearing some tiny pink shorts and playing with Sean. She sucked his penis and gave him a short titty fuck before he went down on her. Her oral skills were exceptional here and while he didn't spend much time orally pleasing her, he did give her the high, hard one on a bed. They boned in several positions and each seemed to have a good time, making the heat quotient rather high. It ended in a big facial for her.

Scene Two: Anita, a brunette with a nice round ass and firm, large breasts, took on Michael after her photo session. They got busy on a couch in the back room, with him spending some quality time with her breasts, as any real man would do. She blew him for what seemed like forever and got some titty fuck action before he started hammering away at her pussy for all he was worth. After some of that, he started in on her ass, going slowly at first and then building up some momentum before the ATM (ass to mouth) and pop shot to her face.

Scene Three: Lisa, a lean brunette with large breasts, had a very short photo session before she was in bed with Leslie. They followed the formula of blowjob and titty fuck with him going down on her very briefly. They screwed vaginally and then had some anal play before he started to jam his meaty member into her ass. The scene ended when she played with his penis, sucking his ass-juice covered cock clean, wiggling her breasts on it, and then allowing him to jerk his load onto her face.

Scene Four: Misty, another very cute gal with a healthy sized chest, had Brandon as her photographer in the bedroom. He finished his roll of film and then went to play with her a bit. Aside from massaging her chest a bunch, he gave his penis up for a good cause, allowing her to suck him hard. He fingered her a bit afterwards and then started banging her in doggy position as well as a few others. She didn't appear to have much experience and I wonder how good she'll be (I'm hoping great) after she does. It ended with a decent pop shot too.

Scene Five: Jane, a curvy cutie with light hair, took on both Michael and Steve on a couch, skipping the format altogether. She blew both of them at once, and started swapping off with them in a multitude of positions (titty fuck, oral, straight, and others) with the anal action coming sooner, rather than later. They did DP (double penetration), gapes, ATM (ass to mouth), and a whole lot of screwing before the facials at the end. Whew!

Summary: Platinum X Pictures has another winner with Photographic Mammeries, a movie that combines an attractive cast, hot sex, and a whole lot of great extras. I think the overall package, enhanced by high-end production values, is worth a rating of Highly Recommended. In an age when gonzo companies are competing fiercely for consumer dollars, is it any wonder that the crew at Platinum X Pictures is growing all the time?

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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