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Million Dollar Ass

Studio: Other » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 3/29/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Straight

Director: Rick Davis

Cast: Serena South, Naudia Nyce, Cloe Hart, Gen Padova, Talita Del Rio, Katrina Kraven, John West, Robert Stern, Dick Tracy, Tyce Bune, Sergio, Cheyne Collins

Length: 2 Hours 3 Minutes

Production Date: December 2003

Extras: Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes at the end of feature

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. The picture quality follows other Baby Doll releases, with a slight grain in the picture. However, the picture still looks quite good, fairly clean and crisp. The audio is presented in 2 channel stereo. There isn't anything terribly good or bad about the quality. Everything is easily heard throughout the feature and the audio track houses a minor hiss. Overall, it was very decent.

Body of Review: Million Dollar Ass isn't what it seems. While there seems to be an emphasis on girl's with great asses, there isn't much relation given. In this Rick Davis directed feature, six girls show up for an interview to work in his features and end up having sex with one of six hunky guys. There is a little ass play, but not much beyond what is found in standard foreplay. While Million Dollar Ass doesn't seem to focus on ass, it sure does provide some heated action! Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Chloe, Tyce Bune
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Chloe, a fairly attractive 20 year old blonde girl, is at Baby Doll Pictures for an interview with director Rick. Fortunately for Tyce, Rick is out picking up lunch for everyone. Why the director would do that, I'm not sure. Well, Tyce, apparently not having a lot of experience with conducting job interviews, asks some very personal questions, which in most cases would lead directly too a lawsuit. Of course, it's just an act and nothing more than an opening for sex. Tyce proceeds to strip Chloe, revealing a nice ass. Tyce then goes down on her. The pair then engages in straight sex, during which there are several pussy to mouth oral interludes. The scene ends with Tyce pulling out and unloading on Chloe's southern region. I was very disappointed with this scene, as there was no opening oral. Fortunately, the PTM action throughout the scene was pretty good. Still, I would have gladly traded it for one streamline opening oral bit. The sex was fairly decent in this scene, nothing fancy or too exciting. Overall it was a fairly enjoyable scene.

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Scene 2: Serena South, John West
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
After 45 minutes of waiting for Rick, John is pressed for time. Just then Serena shows up for her interview. John must conduct the interview the lovely Serena without Rick. The interview doesn't last very long and the two get into action. They open with John going down on Serena and Serena returning the favor. They continue to have straight sex, with John really working Serena out! The scene ends with John unloading on her ass. The oral in this scene wasn't my favorite. It was a bit too slow and it didn't seem to last very long. On the other hand, the sex in this scene was very enjoyable.

Scene 3: Jen Padova, Sergio
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Sergio finds the very homely looking Jen preparing her face (make up). Rick is out of the studio and Sergio convinces Jen to interview with him. He has her strip off her clothes, where he "inspects" everything. They open with Jen giving Sergio a very wet and sloppy blow job and then move into straight sex. The scene ends with a facial. I really don't find Jen attractive at all. Quite frankly I was very surprised with this scene. Jen opened with a very hot oral bit and proceeded to have some very heated sex. This girl didn't look great, but she really made me excited.

Scene 4: Naudia Nyce
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Naudia shows up for her interview nude as a jay bird, looking for the director. Instead of Rick, she finds Cheyne. Cheyne doesn't waste any time talking and strips off his clothes. Once Cheyne is nude, Naudia proceeds to give a slow blow job. She starts off licking his balls and gradually moves up to the shaft. Once in her mouth, she speeds up the action for some very nice oral sex. Sadly, the action doesn't last too long and the pair engages in straight sex. The scene ends with a facial. I really enjoyed the opening oral, but found it was very short. The sex in this scene was pretty intense, with Cheyne giving the cute Naudia a good reason to moan. While I was slightly disappointed with the short oral, I was happy with the sex. The scene was pretty good.

Scene 5: Dalita Del Rio, Robert Stern
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie
Condoms: No
Dalita is a very attractive gal. The scene opens different from the previous. Dalita doesn't seem to speak much English, so Robert sticks to Spanish. He does explain a few things in English, but really, you should understand it. They're going to have sex. Robert gets down and focuses his attention on Dalita's ass, slapping and eating her out. She returns the favor and sucks him off. The oral sex includes a lot of heart warming deep throat action. The pair proceeds to engage in straight and anal sex. The scene ends with a facial. I found that Dalita was a very attractive girl, but I didn't care for her body. Regardless, she had a very hot opening oral bit and some very hot sex.

Scene 6: Katrina Kraven, Dick Tracy
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Katrina, a very cute gal who had an awesome performance in From Her Ass To Her Mouth, is the reason why I was interested in this feature. She's quite the gem to see in action. This scene opens with Katrina looking for the director, only to find Dick. However, Dick claims to be the director. They skip dialogue and jump right into action. Dick proceeds to finger and eat out Katrina. Katrina then gives Dick a blow job that would make any grown man's knees wobble. They continue in straight sex and finish with a facial. This was a very hot scene, with a great opening oral bit. The straight sex that followed was also damn enjoyable. In this scene, Katrina proves once again that she knows her way around the bedroom.

Concluding Words: The plot seemed stupid, rushed, and poorly done. I am always disappointed with somewhat misleading titles. While Million Dollar Ass seems to be an ass title, there just isn't much focus on it. Despite my disappointment with the misleading title, I found I enjoyed this title, with a surprisingly hot scene by Jen, stunning action from Katrina, Dalita, Serena, and Naudia. If you enjoy somewhat clean and just plain good sex, I recommend this title for you. However, for those looking for a hot all out anal or ass emphasized title, this is still worth a rental. Either way, make sure you check out the Million Dollar Ass!

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