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Mayhem Massacre

Studio: Mayhem » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/31/04

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Mr. Pete's Mayhem Massacre

Sin City/Mayhem

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mr. Pete

Cast: Pason, Mark Ashley, Vicky Vette, Mr. Pete, Mark Wood, Miss Arroyo, Dick Nasty, Chris Charming, Rhiannon Bray, Mr. Marcus, Ashley Long, Steve Holmes

Length: 139 minutes

Date of Production: 11/11/2003

Extra's: The extras included a ten minute long Behind the Scenes feature, a dozen short biographies (with minor flaws) of both the female AND male talent, a five minute long interview with Ashley Long, five minute long interview with Rhiannon Bray, 13.5 minute long interview with Miss Arroyo, five minute long interview with Pason, a collection of the cumshots, a photogallery, trailers, and spam.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the typical 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The biggest problem for me related to the poor lighting and color over-saturation. In most of the scenes, the lighting was far too low, lending itself to grain and video noise as well as looking very reddish in color. The outdoor scenes looked like the setting on the camera was not altered, giving it a similar look, and this was overall a disappointment for me since the cast was smoking hot. The audio seemed to come out of the left speaker only, with little sound coming out of the right side, even though it was coded as an English stereo audio track. Both issues will hopefully be addressed in future releases, but they were a sore spot for me this time.

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Body of Review: Those who watch a lot of gonzo porn will know Mr. Pete by his performance skill in front of the camera. He is admittedly a twisted soul who likes his sex hard and nasty, with few limits to speak of. Having gained a lot of success as a meat puppet, Pete is now trying his hand at directing, with the latest release being Mr. Pete's Mayhem Massacre. I credit him with pairing some really solid talent but he proves that the learning curve of modern porn directing is fairly steep on the technical side, a fact I hope Pete takes to heart. Aside from some flaws on the technical side, the movie shows this young man may well be exactly what gonzo porn needs; a new view point, although someone should also cultivate his directorial skill too. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by the cast and action, noting a lot of anal took place and condoms were not used:

Scene One: Pason, a curvy gal wearing a hot pink top, a leather mask, and a tiny thong shoved way up her amazingly sweet looking ass, is led to a living room (on her knees no less) by Mark. She gave him some energetic head, slobbering on him to get him hard as a rock. He then took to giving her some attention, including spitting on her and fingering to open her up a bit (both holes). He immediately started plugging her pussy and she was quite vocal about liking it (perhaps a bit over acted though). He then started tapping her ass, slowly at first but eventually quickening the pace, leaving her with a massive gape. The scene ended with a facial where he jerked off his load onto her mouth.

Scene Two: Vicky, the ultra-hot blonde with the kicking curves, showed off her ample assets next, in a dark room. The outfit was the one she wore on the front DVD cover (fishnets, tiny panties, and a leather skirt), and she proved yet again that a woman with experience could easily be better at sex than the current flavor of the month (typically an 18 year old). Pete and Mark, both well-known porn studs of high caliper, took her on, allowing her to blow them before the real sex began. Admittedly, the lighting sucked here and that lowered the heat but the energy and chemistry was still pretty high. After blowing them, at times with both of them in her mouth at once, she rode them in a variety of positions, both vaginally and anally. The hot scene ended with her jerking them off while she blew them, and taking their loads in stride.

Scene Three: Arroyo, a brunette wearing a corset and fishnet stockings, had a scene outdoors with Dick and Chris next. The color over-saturation bothered me more here than in the previous scenes; perhaps Pete needs some lessons with the equipment before his next directorial outing. She also seemed cock-hungry and able to satisfy the guys orally but her hip-swinging action was even better. It seemed as though she was getting a double vaginal (DPP), on top of the usual DP (one in the ass, one in the pussy), before the two loads of spunk on her lovely face. While her energy level wasn't as high as Vicky's, it was still well above average, making the scene pretty good (except for the technical issues).

Scene Four: Rhiannon, a brunette with large breasts and a cute smile, had a scene in bed with Marcus, one of the best male performers of any color. They started off with her giving oral in an energetic manner and then a 69 so he could taste her a bit too. Her cute white lingerie helped her stand out even more in contrast to the dark stud and they boned with some obvious pleasure going on for both of them. She ended the scene with a mouthful of his semen.

Scene Five: Ashley, another attractive blonde with a perchance for sexual deviancy, wore a red fishnet body stocking as she climbed aboard Steve in an outdoor scene. She gobbled his meat puppet while he fingered her couch before he hammered her into a lustful oblivion. Ashley's not shy in the anal department either, taking his full length in all the way as she taunted him to drive it deeper and deeper. It ended with her sucking him clean and taking the load like she needed it to survive.

Summary: Pete has starred in so many movies that I doubt anyone has seen them all. I liked him in Assault That Ass 2, as well as dozens of others over the years, and I think he has some talent in making movies. Sadly, the visuals of this one were so flawed that what could have easily been a highly recommended movie gets a Rent It from me. If Pete needs a few pointers in the future, or maybe just a better crew to help him record his vision in a more technically proficient manner, so be it. Check out the movie and make up your own mind as to it's worth, but keep in mind that the picture wasn't something I could feel comfortable recommending sight unseen.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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