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5 Star Janine


Studio: Vivid » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 4/4/04



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Compilation

Director: various

Cast: Janine, Misty Rain, Rasha Romana, Alyssa Love, Coral Sands, Charlie, Corinne Williams, Racquel Darrian, Tia Bella, Tatianna, Laura Palmer, Jenteal, Shanna MC, Sindee Coxx, Tye, Asia Carrera, Brittany O'Connel, Alex Jordan, Guy Di Silva, Mr. Marcus, Sean Michaels

Length: 1 Hour 52 Minutes

Production Date: dates range from 1994 to 1999

Extras: 3 Bonus Scenes, Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes: Speedway

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. Being a compilation, the picture quality ranges, but for the most part is poor with a distinct grain. The lighting isn't spectacular either, with a number of scenes too bright or too dark, and never just right. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds decent. There is a noticeable hiss in the audio track. Background music is present in all the scenes and tends to be too loud. Overall, it's less than decent.

Body of Review: From blonde to brunette and back again, Janine has stolen the hearts of many and made other smile during her career. In an effort to capitalize from her stardom, Vivid releases another Janine feature, under one of many compilation series. In this compilation, Janine gets busy in 13 girl/girl scenes, since Janine spent most of her adult career between the legs of another girl. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Janine, Misty Rain, Rasha Romana
Acts Included: Oral, Toys
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Scene From: American Blonde
Janine joins two decently attractive girls for some girl/girl play. The girls don't waste much time and get straight to business. They start off with touching and oral sex, only to later employ a dildo to jerk each other off. Later in the scene, a strap-on dildo is used. This wasn't the hottest scene. The action started off bad and continued to get worse, specifically when the strap-on was introduced.

Scene 2: Janine, Alyssa Love
Acts Included: Oral, Toys
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Scene From: Amnesiac
With Janine's pretty butt parked on a red couch, Alyssa sucks on her tits. Eventually Alyssa moves down town and eats out Janine. The scene continues with more oral sex and dildos in the mix. This was a pretty good scene, with some good girl/girl action. I wasn't too partial to the toys portion, but the oral by itself was quite enjoyable.

Scene 3: Janine, Coral Sands
Acts Included: Oral, Toys
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Scene From: Blondage #3: The Dresser
Coral looks pretty hot, wearing a small dress that's too small. Her breasts are practically hanging out. She's "giving" Janine a massage, but quickly turns it into girl/girl sex. The girls have oral sex and move onto pleasure each other using some toys. This was a fairly good scene, with two very hot looking girls. It's too bad there wasn't any tit play, because these two big breasted girls could have had a lot more fun!

Scene 4: Janine, Charlie
Acts Included: Oral, Toys
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Scene From: The Cult

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Bobby Vitale gets dominated by Janine in this scene, as she forces him to watch her with Charlie. The two big breasted gals work each other in oral sex. They eventually include a strap-on dildo in the mix. Seeing the strap-on was an instant enjoyment killer. The scene started off fairly good, but I lost all interest, rather quickly.

Scene 5: Janine, Brittany O'Connel, Mr. Marcus, Sean Michaels
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie
Condoms: No
Scene From: Extreme Sex #3 - Wired
In this really weird scene, Brittany is a windup doll. She's got a big key on her back. Janine doesn't really do much in this scene, just watches and plays with herself. Marcus and Sean instruct Britanny on a tease. The two guys then have their way with Britanny, in oral, straight, and anal sex. The scene ends with a double facial. This was a pretty dull scene, without much heat. It was mildly warm at most. The oral was pretty slow and uneventful. The sex was at a good pace, but I just didn't care for it.

Scene 6: Janine, Corinne Williams, Racquel Darrian
Acts Included: Oral, Toys
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Scene From: Kink
Janine is joined by some cuties, Racquel and Corinne. Both girls go for Janine's large breasts and then the trio's attention is focused on the lovely Racquel. They proceed with a bit of oral sex, during which they use a dildo and a strap-on toy. This scene wasn't that exciting in the beginning. The gals were all very attractive, but the setting just didn't feel right. The scene was too dark and failed to compliment the beauty of the girls. As well, once the strap-on was introduced, my interest plummeted.

Scene 7: Janine, Alex Jordan, Guy Di Silva
Acts Included: Oral
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Scene From: Layover
The trio is dressed in costumes. Guy watches Janine eat out Alex. The girls continue their engagement, while clothes get removed. The action continues with more girl/girl play. Guy joins in periodically, just touching the girls and pouring champagne on their bodies. Towards Janine's climax, Guy is really wanting some action. He starts taking off his pants and his gun is revealed. Janine freaks out and knocks over Guy and punches Alex. She recovers the gun and she bails. I didn't care much for this scene, the costumes weren't really exciting and the scene itself was just weird.

Scene 8: Janine, Asia Carrera
Acts Included: Oral
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Scene From: Player
The lovely Asia (pre-boob job) joins Janine in for a sauna. Janine goes for Asia's breasts and oral sex ensues. The action continues with standard girl/girl action. This was a fairly enjoyable scene, seeing an older (or I guess younger?) Asia with Janine was pretty nice. The girls seemed to click together, but then again, I'm a bit partial to Asia, whenever does she not perform well?

Scene 9: Janine, Shanna MC, Sindee Coxx, Tye
Acts Included: Oral, Toys
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Scene From: Speedway
This scene features four hot girls getting into some crazy action, on top of a race car. The girls use their mouths, hands, fingers, and toys to make each other moan with pleasure. I don't really like scenes with an over abundance of action, since the camera usually jumps around too much. However, this was still a pretty good scene. The girls worked well together and had some pretty hot action.

Scene 10: Janine, Jenteal
Acts Included: Oral, Toys
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Scene From: Stardust 10
I've never seen this feature and I don't really think I want too. Janine is dressed in some really odd wannabe futuristic fashion. She's discussing with Jenteal about power, pussy power. The girls then get into action and have oral sex. They add some toys in the mix. This wasn't a terribly exciting scene. The action just wasn't right, I really didn't care for the setting. Further, this was either a really bad transfer or the special effects were awful. There were a lot of flashing lights and color distortions. It made enjoying the scene all the more difficult.

Scene 11: (Bonus Scene 1) Janine, Laura Palmer
Acts Included: Oral, Toys
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Scene From: Temporary Positions
Laura, a decently attractive blonde, joins up with a very hot Janine in an office setting. There's some talk about, "and you're sure this position is filled". I'm assuming that Laura is going to sex up Janine for a job. The girls have a pretty standard, but hot! girl/girl scene with toys. I really enjoyed this one, seeing Janine strip was a definite plus.

Scene 12: (Bonus Scene 2) Janine, Tatianna
Acts Included: Oral, Toys
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Scene From: Janine - Extreme Close Up
The two girls kiss and touch in a very uncomfortable looking place, a big rock. Of course they're doing it on a blanket, but there doesn't look to be much padding. The action opens with oral sex and moves into some toy action. This scene looked very pretty, in terms of the cast. Tatianna didn't really seem into the action. However, Janine kept tell her what to do and once they got their momentum, it was quite enjoyable.

Scene 13: (Bonus Scene 3) Janine, Tia Bella
Acts Included: Oral
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Scene From: Girl Next Door
These two beauties are locked in a deep and passionate make out session. After they kiss, Janine's clothes get removed, revealing her luscious body. With a lot of touching, the two girls finally get into the real action, oral sex. When Tia is getting eaten out, Janine oils Tia's hot body up. This scene featured some great shots of the girls' big breasts and some nice clean girl/girl action, very enjoyable.

Concluding Words: In general, I tend to keep away from girl/girl and compilation titles. This 5 Star Janine features both worlds; it's a girl/girl compilation. There were a number of scenes I didn't care for at all, but there were also some quite good ones. Mainly the attraction was due to the co-stars, great looking gals like Asia Carrera, Coral Sands, Tia Bella, and Tatianna to name a few. While I would really like to see Janine get worked in the old fashion boy/girl action, I suppose I'll settle for some all around girl/girl action. One of the biggest issues I had with this title and the scenes I didn't like, was the excessive use of strap-on dildos. That she-male facade is really not what I'm looking for. Anyways, for fans of Janine or those looking for a fairly good girl/girl title, this is a worthy addition. For the casual viewer, it makes for a good rental.



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