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Seymore Butt's Asstravaganza

Studio: Seymore Butts » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/10/04

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Seymore Butts' Asstravaganza

Seymore Butts Home Movies/Pure Play Media

Genre: Anal, Gonzo

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast: McKayla Matthews, Seymore Butts, Jacqueline, Darla Crane, Catalina, Tyce Bune, Wanda Curtis, Herschel Savage, Mari Possa (bonus scene only)

Length: 108 minutes

Date of Production: 9/18/2001

Extra's: The best bonus scene between Mari Possa, a cute and lean gal, and Seymore Butts (oral only though). The other extras included a photogallery, a biography for McKayla Matthews, and some trailers with spam on the side.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the typical 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that remains the standard in porn after all these years. The picture varied a lot here since the settings were so different, with the footage at the Expo looking terribly dark, the grain in the office scene a bit bothersome and the boat scene looking super sharp and clear (as did the pool scene). Seymore's style is not about providing great quality technical aspects so much as energetic performances so keeping this in mind will help you maintain the proper perspective. The audio was presented in stereo English but I didn't hear any separation between the channels and the dynamic range was limited to say the least. Like the visual aspects of the movie, the audio varied too much to give a single numeric rating to but it was average for a Seymore movie (not bad, not great).

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Body of Review: Seymore Butts is a freedom fighter to some, due in part to his obscenity trial, a pornographer to others, due to the sheer number of movies he has made over the years, and a party animal to those who know him. To me, he's just a guy making a living doing what he enjoys most: having sex on camera and recording it for our pleasure (and dollars). I've seen a representative sampling of his work lately and while I'm not convinced he's half as talented as other anal gurus like Stagliano, I think he does a great job of the behind the scenes style antics he's known for. His latest DVD release is a movie originally shot back in 2001, Seymore Butts' Asstravaganza. The movie started off at a sex trade exposition in Holland and then went to his place in California. While there was no true underlying theme, the show had some decent sex in it and fans of the cast will appreciate the action a whole lot. Here's a breakdown of the scene by cast:

Scene One: McKayla, one of Seymore's most popular gals, was riding along with him in the backseat of a minivan after a bit Sex exposition in Holland. She gave him a hummer as they traveled down the roadway, making it seem like an every day affair. There wasn't anything else going on but she was orally talented and the BJ-only wasn't a bad way to open the sex of the show (although there were bits of sexual activity at the show itself).

Scene Two: Jacqueline, a moderately attractive gal with decent curves, was sparking up with Seymore on a boat before they got busy. They looked to be on a lake and apparently pot is legal there so they could toke in public. He convinced her to spread her legs and lift her dress in order for him to finger and go down on her a bit. When it was her turn, she teased him a bit more than he did, licking the tip just enough to get him hard before inhaling his member. They screwed in the open for a few moments and she licked him clean as he spewed a load into her mouth (swallowing it down).

Scene Three: Catalina and Darla, looking ready to take on the world, settled for Tyce outdoors by the pool in a lawn chair. The gals took turns going down on him and getting screwed, even rimming the old guy, as Seymore taped them. They also did anal and ATM as well as played with one another while he hammered away at them. All kidding aside, Tyce did a great job with these two gals and they seemed extremely talented here as they did it all (some of you will enjoy the swallowing) back in the States.

Scene Four: Wanda, a Hungarian brunette, toyed with Seymore to take her but he had Herschel fill in for him. To be frank, she wasn't the best looking gal in the movie (by far) but she was skilled at sex and that's the basis for Seymore's work. They did the usual oral, vaginal, and anal sex with all the trimmings but the scene lacked much of the heat the last scene had, not a good idea when it lasted so long.

Summary: Much like International Tushy, this DVD is a mixed bag of fun. It didn't have the advertised running time of "2.5 hours", nor was it "1000% Anal" but it was easily worth a rating of Rent It, with fans probably thinking even more highly of it. I'd have liked to see more of the exposition in Holland, to compare it to the 2004 AEE Show back home but the scenes weren't bad.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.


You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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