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Pacific Rim University

Studio: Don Goo » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 4/10/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Pacific Rim University

Genre: Asian

The Movie

Before I get into this review, I apologize that I don't include performing names. It's impossible because we don't know who the performers are! There are no bios or anything. The names are in the credits, but they don't mean jack shit if you don't know the faces of the performers. Rant over.

Movie opens with one of the Asian babes needing help with her anatomy studies. Soon she approaches our hero, whose wife is shopping or something. He helps our Asian princess with her anatomy project by helping her find his cock with her mouth. A blowjob ensues, and then his mouth finds her rather hairy pussy. He then starts fucking her mish (they are outside by the way, so you get to hear the birds chirping). This one finishes with them fucking doggy and then him spewing on her face. This scene is very ho hum and nothing special.

Meanwhile, "back in the orient"; we find a very nice looking babe with big titties and a nice shaved pussy fingering herself. Soon she's joined on the bed by an equally attractive chick. These girls take turns eating each others twats. We get some really good camera shots of ass and pussy very nice. We get typical porn girl/girl stuff including the dildo, but this one is far better than the prior girl/boy scene. These are two of the best looking Asian women I've seen and they look far better naked and chomping carpet.

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Back in the good old USA, another very kind young man offers to help an Asian girl study English. As luck should have it, she actually came to America for American men, and since this stud is an American man he's in the right place at the right time. This is another hot broad with a shaved pussy very nice. Soon she's sucking his dick and then he returns the favor. The funny thing is, while she was using broken English earlier, the "oh yeahs" and "oh my Gods" have a distinct American accent. He fucks her cowgirl rather vigorously I might add and you tell she's into it. This one has some really sex, and the performers seem to be into each other. He cums in her face to end up.

Now the girl that just got fucked is on the phone telling one of her friends how good the American man fucked her. Another friend is sitting with her on the couch babbling about something. Soon "Sunshine" becomes the teacher, while her friend is now the student. Sunshine wants to show her friend what a big dick feels like, so she pulls out a dildo to demonstrate. After dildo fucking her, she then starts eating her student out. Of course, the favor is returned and the scene soon ends. These girls are hot, but they don't generate much heat in this scene.

New scene, another girl on the phone talking to God knows who. Chris (a guy from the prior boy/girl scene), answers the call. Cut to the couch and Chris is getting his knob waxed by this girl. After a pretty long blowjob, Chris then eats her pussy. Soon Chris is fucking her on the couch while she plays with her clit she's a pretty loud girl as she screams sans Asian accent. Some mish, cowgirl and doggy later he shoots a rather weak load on her face.

The last scene finds one of the best looking babes in the movie showing up to meet with her English tutor. Well, since she doesn't bring any money they have to work out something for payment. He tells her that he'll take some pussy instead, and undresses her. This girl has a nice body and eagerly accepts that form of payment. She doesn't need much help learning how to suck a cock and gobbles his up. They then do a creative 69, with him hold her while he eats her pussy and she sucks his dick. This girl is facially gorgeous, but way to skinny for me. He starts fucking her reverse cowgirl and you can see her bones. The sex is pretty good in this scene though, although at times the girl comes across as a reluctant performer. He ends it by cumming on her chin.

Audio: Extremely annoying sound track. The dialogue all comes from the right channels and the music all comes from the left channels this is annoying! Other than the jacked up mix, the audio is fine. Also, the same two tunes play over and over.

Video: Good quality images here, presented in full frame. The images are sharp and crisp, and the camera angles are all pretty good too.

The Extras: No extras to speak of, not even a gallery.

Final Thoughts: I like Asian women, but this one just didn't do it for me. The women (except for the first scene), were all very good looking girls, but the premise of the subservient Geisha girl theme didn't work for me. The sound annoyed me throughout the movie, the sex was just ok, and there wasn't a single extra on this disc. If you're REALLY into Asian chicks, rent this otherwise skip it.

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