Director: None credited but I think it might've been Manuel Ferrara
Cast: Melissa Lauren, Kathy Blanche, Manuel Ferrara, Alexa May, Greg Centauro, David Perry, Claudia Ferrari, Henriette, Jennifer, Frank Gun, Lolita Angel
Length: 105.5 minutes
Date of Production: 12/15/2003
Extra's: 12 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage, cumshot recap, trailers, photogallery, and a double sided DVD cover.
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, like most porn is shot these days. There were some minor issues relating to light and grain but otherwise it was well done in most ways visually. There was a bit of pattern noise on the fishnet apparel, something common in porn, but it wasn't a big distracter for me. The audio was presented in stereo but I didn't notice any separation between the channels nor was the dynamic range of the limited music all that great but it was about average, good enough for gonzo per my peers.
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Body of Review: As Platinum X Pictures gets more attention from fans, taking the spotlight away from other gonzo companies that have held sway for years, I find myself enjoying their movies more than I normally would have thought I would. Granted, if you've enjoyed gonzo movies, most of them are the same but PXP seems to be trying very hard to add in something extra, some unknown quantity of an X factor to get us to enjoy the show more. Some times this results in a very fun movie, like Photographic Mammaries, and other times it results in a decent little flick like Nuts, Butts, Eurosluts. The movie had no central theme other than providing European women willing to screw on camera, with lots of anal antics for fans to enjoy. If you like anal action and women that haven't been in hundreds of movies, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:
Scene One: Kathy, an average looking blonde, started off the scene with a slow motion tease sequence in a bubble bath. She was joined by Manuel and the two started getting frisky with one another and got even more so when joined by Melissa. The threesome had a lot of oral and Manuel screwed them like nobody's business with the gals alternating the positions and doing PTM on a regular basis. The gals got spanked a bit and ate each other out a few times as well. The gals then used their feet to jerk him off before he gave some anal sex to Melissa. He ended it by jerking off on to their chests, after which they licked the semen off one another.
Scene Two: Alexa, the hot cover girl on the front DVD cover with brunette hair and a hot body stocking, teased the camera for a while and was then joined by both Greg and David on a bed. Greg rimmed her while she blew David initially but David still got first crack at her pussy. They swapped out regularly and did a DP with ATM (ass to mouth) and her meaty ass looked extra hot as she took them with ease. They ended it by jerking off to her face. Warm!
Scene Three: Claudia, a sultry brunette with fishnet stockings, a satin pink top, and a black thong, followed the tease formula and showed off her ample sample for the camera before attacking Manuel's meaty member. She inhaled it like it was half the size and was soon riding him all over the couch. He then attacked her ass and she gladly devoured his ass soaked penis for some ATM action (ewww) while showing off her gape. I think the two of them had a lot of chemistry and heat together, the scene ending with her mouth opened for a load of splooge.
Scene Four: Henriette and Jennifer, both wearing fishnet stockings and tiny tight shorts, started licking and kissing one another on a couch and playing in slow motion. Greg and Frank, both of whom went down on the gals to warm them up, soon joined them. The sex then heated up with straight and anal taking place in several positions before a DP with ATM took place. The scene ended as expected with the facial and rimming. Whew!
Scene Five: Lolita, an aging blonde with nasty implant scars and an aged face, took care of Manuel on a mattress. There was oral and straight sex but the majority of you will want to know about her anal antics. After she did some PTM (pussy to mouth), she readily took his large cock in her gaping ass. He sawed away on it like it was no problem and he took short strokes as she gasped for air. While I really didn't like her look, I did sort of enjoy this scene a bit, although it wasn't the best of the bunch by any means. He came in and around her mouth and she sucked him off afterwards, something a lot of fans seem to appreciate.
Summary: Nuts, Butts, Eurosluts is a movie that has a decent amount of fuck for your buck with good production values and a cast of mostly attractive women. As such, I'm going to Recommend it for fans of anal sex. Several of the gals had a lot of potential and I hope to see them in the future, as they really let loose more often than not.
Note: You can see recent candid shots of recent performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.
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