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Rocco Meats Suzie

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/12/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Rocco Meats Suzie

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Rocco Siffredi

Cast: Shaina, Nacho Vidal, Rocco Siffredi, Kid Jamaica, Juliano Ferraz, Niki Bleue, Anastasia Dreams, Britney, Julie Silver, Judy White, Thereza, Claudia Rossi, Franco Roccaforte, Suzie, Gabriel Zero, Pierrot, Lussi, Karina

Length: 138.5 minutes

Date of Production: 2/20/2004

Extra's: The best extra was the 35 minutes of extra footage, even though much of it was not sex action. Thankfully, there was a bunch of sex going on after a slow start, making this an invaluable extra to enjoy more than once. There was also the photogallery, filmographies of some of the cast, a Rocco biography, and the cast list but none of them were as important to increasing the value as the extra footage.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:! ratio full frame color, as originally shot. Like most gonzo, it had more grain and video noise than I like to see but that's part of the gonzo experience that lends an air of authenticity to the proceedings. In the outdoor scenes, the lighting was sometimes a bit too bright and in the shaded scenes, you could tell that Rocco's little head was guiding the actions of his big head. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 stereo English and had its own share of minor difficulties but again, it wasn't bad, just limited with little dynamic range and virtually no separation between the channels.

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Body of Review: Those who have watched Rocco Siffredi over the years have likely either loved or hated the man. His rough style of sexual antics have always been underscored by a true love for women of all types and that part doesn't always translate so well in his movies. I vividly recall watching Rocco's Best, a while back and it's no wonder that ladies all over the world cream at the thought of working with him. His latest release on DVD is Rocco Meats Suzie, a little adventure trip where the legend meets a hot young gal with a lean body fit for pleasure. Along the way, there were a lot of other cute gals, and some surprises, to make this one a good DVD to check out. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast, noting that no condoms were used and lots of anal antics took place:

Scene One: Shania, a dark-haired gal with a plain body that hid her lustful nature, Nacho, Rocco, Kid, and Juliano, had a bit of dick sucking but it went nowhere. I'm cool with it since she was one of the few women in the movie that didn't appeal to me physically.

Scene Two: Niki, an aging redhead that looked very much out of place in an Evil Angel movie, blew Rocco to completion just as Nacho walked up on them. I'd hardly call this a scene but want to stick to the credits as listed. By now, all the other women should look fabulous by comparison to these two gals in the early part of the show.

Scene Three: Anastasia, a lean blonde with all natural breasts, Britney, a brunette with a sweet ass, Rocco, and Nacho had a scene after playing around on the beach. The gals were wearing tiny bikinis that accentuated their minimal curves and they started out kissing in what could have been a great lesbian scene. The men soon joined the women and the oral action quickly got underway although Nacho wanted to tap some ass and as everyone knows, he always gets his way. The sex continued as the group all switched out partners at least twice and the round ass rippling onto Rocco's penis was a sight to behold. There was rimming, ATM and a pounding taking place, all making for a hot scene. It ended as all such scenes end, with semen on a gals' face.

Scene Four: Julie, a curvy blonde with a nice ass, Judy, a gal with a cute smile, Thereza, a kind of dyky looking gal, Claudia, an attractive brunette, Rocco, Nacho, Juliano, Franco, and Kid had what amounted to an orgy on and around a boat. Rocco started off the action with Julie, a good choice I might add, and she seemed very much to enjoy his attention. The other gals grabbed some dildos and started in on one another in record time. The action switched around at this point and keeping track of it all makes little sense unless you're writing the virtual screenplay. For the most part, everyone got some anal action and no one left without a smile on their face. Keeping in mind that Rocco and Nacho were the alpha males here, they had their pick of the litter and the other guys got the leftovers (which were pretty damned sweet) afterwards. Fans of anal with ATM and DPs will appreciate that the gals liked the juice enough to aggressively inhale some ass-coated cock like it was candy and the loads at the end splooged all over the place, with the gals licking it off one another to close the scene.

Scene Five: Suzie, a gal that looked like a super model with long light brown hair, had a scene with Gabriel after she took a leak in a field. She flashed him and then blew him a little bit but the scene was too limited to fully enjoy on my end. Thankfully, she continued on in the next few scenes or I'd have been pissed off.

Scene Six: Suzie, the hotty from the last scene, and Pierrot, the dildo carrying captain of the boat, had some fun together on the ship, alternating between going down on one another and screwing. Rocco soon joined them but instead of hauling out his man-meat, he tosses everyone into the water, where the scene continued a bit with an underwater camera.

Scene Seven: Suzie, Lussi, Karina, a sweet looking honey with great curves, and Rocco, had the last scene of the movie. It was playful and warm, making me think they had a lot of chemistry and energy together. From the oral tease to the tree house lesbian action and all the rest, there was rarely a moment when I wasn't wanting to pleasure myself instead of writing this review. While it lacked the hardcore edge of scene four, it was a friendlier scene for all involved (yet still just as exciting to watch). There was enough anal to satisfy most fans, plenty of ATM and other circus acts as well but when all was said and done, the overall tone of this one was the best of the batch.

Summary: Rocco Meats Suzie is well worth a rating of Highly Recommended for all fans of Rocco's style of fun. Granted, he is an acquired taste but there was something for almost everyone here, as long as you enjoy the darker side of porn and circus act sex. The production values and cast combined to give the viewer a whole lot of replay value too so get ready for a great ride with RMS.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of porn performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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