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I'm Into Blondes

Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/17/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

I'm Into Blondes

Vivid Entertainment

Genre: Compilation, Blondes

Director: varied by scene

Cast: Adajja, McKayla, Chris Cannon, Silvia Saint, Mr. Marcus, Dasha, Dillion Day, Dru Berrymore, Rafe, Briana Banks, Evan Stone, Anne Joy, Dora Venter, Leslie Taylor, Alex Mantegna, Christof Clark, Kate Frost, Tyce Bune, Nicole Sheridan, Voodoo, Zana, Dale DaBone

Length: 132.5 minutes

Date of Production: 12/2003 (compilation only)

Extra's: 18 minute long Behind the Scenes feature for Hot Orchid, three bonus scenes with blondes in them, trailers, a photogallery, a double sided DVD cover and spam

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, the porn standard for years. The scenes were all from a few years ago and looked pretty solid in most cases. Yes, there was grain and some video noise but overall, it looked better than average for a Vivid compilation. The audio was presented in the standard 2.0 stereo English. There was no real separation between the channels and the dynamic range was limited but the visuals were the most important aspect of the show (I wish the music was a bit better in the instances it was presented).

Body of Review: Blondes are the most sought after group in terms of hair color in the USA. I feel confident in stating this opinion because of all the pop culture references and the number of gals who bleach their hair blonde, yet I rarely hear of any blondes who darker their hair. For whatever reason, blondes seem to have more fun, and are in bigger demand, which is why Vivid releases so many compilations such as I'm Into Blondes. The compilation is a selection of ten scenes, along with three bonus scenes, of blondes having sex on camera. There was a lot of oral and straight sex but also anal going on and if you enjoy watching lighter haired gals screwing, read the following breakdowns by movie, director, cast and action:

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Scene One: Dangerous Intent: D-Robert April: Adajja, McKayla, and Chris had a scene on a bed that had already started when the scene faded in. One gal rode his face while the other blew him until they double-teamed his dick with some energetic oral action. They took turns riding him and then they used a strap on dildo on themselves while blowing him a bit (whew!). There was even some anal action going on at the end before the obligatory facial.

Scene Two: Color Blind 10: D-Robby D.: Silvia, one of the most attractive European blondes to ever hit the small screen, and Marcus, the guy with the rod of steel, had a scene on a bed that started as a voyeuristic POV scene. He went down on her and she went down on him before they boned really hard. She even took anal like a champ before the facial.

Scene Three: Dashed: D-Chi Chi LaRue: Dasha and Dillion, a real life couple before they retired, had a great scene here and the warmth was evident, even if it also had way too much grain. The scene included anal but was very well done in spite of it. There was lots of chemistry here even though the night setting impacted the lighting. It did look better than the last time I saw it in a compilation, although it sounded just as bad, and you can bet that this couple would virtually always smoke the screen together.

Scene Four: Extreme Close-Up: Kira Kener: D-Paul Thomas: Dru and Rafe had a scene outdoors. Tommy gave this one three stars (out of five) and I think that's a fair rating. She was looking okay and her energy level was pretty solid but the chemistry was somewhat lacking in my opinion. In any case, the action included some oral and lots of straight sex with some anal to finish it off. The facial was moderate and she sucked him clean afterwards.

Scene Five: Heartbreaker: D-Paul Thomas: Here's what I said a long time ago about this one and it still holds true: "Briana, who's face is so pretty that it amazes me she's in porn, screwed Evan in the back of the bar. While she's too lean for my tastes, she did seem to enjoy the oral and vaginal sex here in this fun scene."

Scene Six: Make Up: D-Anita Rinaldi: Dora, Anne, Leslie, Alex M., and Christof had an orgy on a small yellow couch. The gals looked hot, there was oral, straight, anal with a DP, and it ended with a multiple facial on the gals. If the scene was longer and didn't have condoms, it could have even been recorded for Private Pictures.

Scene Seven: Hot Orchid: D-Paul Thomas: Kate, a really cute blonde that was known for her anal antics, and Tyce, had a scene in a bathroom. He spent a long time going down on and fingering her before feeding her some of her own juices. He then started banging her on the counter, all while she smiled and kissed him. He also did some anal on her in the pile driver position and it ended with a pop shot on her face.

Scene Eight: John Friendly's Big & Small 3: D-John Friendly: Nicole, one of the most sought after blondes in the jizz bizz, and her equally smoking husband, Voodoo, had a scene on a couch. She spent a lot of time teasing and pleasing his penis, making him ever harder, until it was time to bone. They screwed vaginally and anally with lots of energy and chemistry (even showing the rare gape on her ass) before she jerked him off to completion.

Scene Nine: Eyes Wide Open: D-Robby D.: Zana, the European blonde with large implants, and Dale, one of the most self-centered men in porn, had a scene on a couch together. She fingered herself while she blew him and then rode in his lap for a few positions. It finished with some anal and a pop shot to the face, with her licking the semen up and playing with it a bit.

Scene Ten: Liquid Sex: D-Michael Raven: Dasha and Dillion went at it in a shower. Raven's photography tricks weakened what looked to be a solid scene full of chemistry and the sound stunk too. More anal for those who like it. While the two have supposedly left porn (I wish them well if this is so), this real life couple are often as good together as any other couple aside from Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo.

Summary: I'm Into Blondes is one of those Vivid compilations that are pretty fair in terms of providing what the advertising suggests. As such, I'm going to rate it as Recommended for anyone who is into looking at blondes, most of them very attractive blondes at that, having a good time. The technical qualities varied a bit but they were better than the average Vivid compilation and fans will appreciate that fact a whole lot in my experience.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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