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Lipstick N Lingerie

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/18/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Lipstick N Lingerie

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Julian

Cast: Rita Faltoyano, Mark Ashley, Elizabeth Lawrence, Julian, Sophia, Darren James, Sean Michaels, Gia Paloma, Isabel,

Length: 138.5 minutes

Date of Production: 1/6/2004 to 1/16/2004

Extra's: 6.5 minutes of footage from four photoshoots, 5 minute long cumshot recap, 2.5 minute long photogallery, 12 minute long Behind the Scenes featurette, trailers, double sided DVD cover

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the same old 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that most porn is made in these days. Thankfully, it looked very sharp with only minimal grain in most cases. This is a point of contention that some companies have; they suggest to me that you can't get a super clear picture without compromising other aspects of the DVD. To them I say HAH! There were no compression artifacts or mosquito noise and the pattern noise caused by the fishnets was not a problem. The colors were slightly too saturated but compared to a lot of other recent releases, this looked splendid. Julian may be the listed director but the movie was almost certainly under the control of someone with more experience, given the angles and clarity, I'd bet on Brandon Irons this time. The audio was presented in stereo English but had no separation between the channels and little dynamic range, yet it sounded clear too.

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Body of Review: Platinum X Pictures is sort of an offshoot of Red Light District, although it has it's own flavor in terms of the porn it produces. The company has been looking for a market niche to call it's own since the inception of the company and hopefully, it will lock in a secure place in order to keep making fans happy. The latest release by the company, Lipstick N Lingerie, is one example of why I'm pulling for it to stay in business. The movie has really attractive and sexually talented women having hardcore sex with a group of willing and able studs. These gals wear some hot lingerie, tease the camera (and therefore viewer) a bit, and then the action begins. There isn't any dialogue or plot, just the type of sex so many fans want to see. If this sounds good to you, read the scene breakdowns that follow:

Scene One: Rita, the once shining crown jewel in the Private Pictures contract stable, is now on her own as an independent contractor and appearing in a host of movies like this one. She's the gal on the front DVD cover, looking ever so fine. She started the show off with a bit of tease as she used her feminine wiles to coax the camera as it zoomed in on her. Her scene was with Mark on a couch and the two eased into the sex by making out in a sensuous manner. After that moment was over, they started attacking one another as if to get each other off as hard as possible. She licked and bit his nipples and he reciprocated by fingering and eating her pussy. They then wasted no time with him banging her for all he was worth. She met him thrust for thrust and then cleaned his dick of her juices before he went into anal mode. She has always appeared to enjoy anal sex and this time was no different. It ended with a mouthful of semen for her. Whew!

Scene Two: Elizabeth, a redheaded cutie that has been in a lot of movies lately, teased the camera on a bed while wearing some skimpy lingerie of her own. She masturbated and then chowed down on Julian's massive meat missile. He briefly ate her out and fingered her to get her lubricated and then started hammering away at her tight pussy. She tasted herself off his dick several times and ground her hips into his as he tapped her pussy but when he hit her ass, she wasn't quite as enthusiastic. She did some ATM and held on tight but she didn't seem to be as readily anxious to have him slamming his meat into her back door. It ended when he coated her face with semen.

Scene Three: Sophia, a blonde gal with a nice body and nasty disposition, wore a black and pink slip with matching underwear and black stockings. Looking hot. I wasn't impressed with her implants but her partners, Darren and Sean, didn't seem to mind one bit. She blew both of them in turns, using her hand and eyes to get them extra hard, while they took turns boning her. After hammering her pussy, they nailed her ass as well, sawing in and out as if she were loose as a goose. She did some PTM and ATM for the fans and after a hardcore DP, they unloaded on her face at about the same time. I just hope she doesn't fall victim to the current crisis since Darren's window of danger includes the time this was made.

Scene Four: Gia, another hotty from this year's convention, was dressed up in a modified French maid's outfit, complete with fishnet stockings (yum!). She looked appropriately slutty when chowing down on Julian's large penis (as the director, he had some mighty fine perks). She nursed it in her mouth and got hard enough to cut diamonds because of her attention. He then boned her tight pussy, choking her a bit as she screamed out loud. She quieted down when he moved to a spooning position but the highlight for me was when she rode him cowgirl style. It looked like she was working for the Pony Express and had an urgent dispatch to deliver the way she slammed herself down on his cock. There was some spanking but she needed no incentive to do what she seemingly loved doing. It ended with a large facial and she didn't dodge it. Yum!

Scene Five: Isabel, a brunette (with light streaks) gal with a couple extra pounds that looked great on her, put on some lipstick as her partners, Steve and Manuel, waited for her. She teased a bit too but soon found herself blowing and boning these two porn industry veterans. There was the same PTM and ATM action taking place here as in the other scenes and the hang time for her gape was impressive but fans will appreciate that she took the DP like it was hardly a problem, even though they looked very tightly packed in. She ended her scene by swallowing both of their loads like they were fruit punch. I could've done without the way she rimmed them but some guys like that.

Summary: Lipstick N Lingerie is one of those gonzo titles that hits on all eight cylinders and doesn't let up until the last drop of semen hits that last gal's throat. If you enjoy hardcore gonzo, you'll probably have a great time here with the mixture of established professionals and newer spitfires alike. The technical values were top notch and the extras pretty solid too. If Platinum X Pictures can continue making movies like this, they'll be around long after some of their competitors close shop.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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