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Studio: Private » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 4/19/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Compilation

Cast: See review.

Length: 3 hours 6 minutes

Extras: Trailers, Cast, Photobook, Film Notes..

Audio/Video: As with most compilations, the picture quality varies from scene to scene.  However, the overall picture, whose ratio on the majority of the scenes is 1.33:1, is generally sharp and I didn't notice any artifacts. The audio was something else. Since Private is a European company, English isn't necessarily the first language for some scenes. [Not that it should matter, since moaning is a universal language]

My opinion on compilations: It's my belief that compilations are much better than full features. I mean, think about it. Why do people watch Adult films? Is it for the compelling storylines? How 'bout the Oscar worthy acting? Nope. It's for sex. Plain and simple. This Private compilation serves that purpose. It presents you a DVD that cuts all the bull and gets down to business while giving you a sample of the features they produce.


Scene One - "the Cave" featuring Henrietta, Vana, Michael J. Cox & Jean Luc Montant
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl. Doggy. Missionary. Spoon. Double Penetration.
Condoms: Nope.
We join our two couples near Le Monde Souterrain. After finding some privacy near a cave, the ladies waste no time giving both guys some head. Vana is the first to saddle up as she straddles "Jean" for some reverse cowgirl, while Mike is shown licking Henrietta's ass. When he feels it's sufficiently lubed, he lays Henrietta against a rock for some missionary that turns into doggystyle. There's a flash and then we see Vana riding Mike. Another flash and we see Mike spooning Henrietta while Vana helps with the lubrication as she gets pounded by "Jean" from behind. Both girls tickle "Jean"'s dick with their tongues while Mike is giving Henrietta some anal doggystyle. We're also treated to a double penetration of Henrietta as she licks Vana. This lovely mountainside scene ends as both girls take a shot to mouth. I found this to be a very average scene with average actresses. You might be wondering why I used quotation marks whenever I mentioned "Jean". Well, the cast credits state the other male performer is "Jean Luc Montant". Now, granted, I might not be familiar with every single porn star in the industry, but i'd bet anything that Mr. "Jean Luc Montant" is none other than Jonathan Morgan.
Scene Two - "In the Balcony" featuring Nikky Andersson & Frank Versace
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggy. Reverse Cowgirl. Cowgirl. Missionary.
Condoms: Nope.
After following a trail of discarded clothes, Frank finally makes his way to the balcony of a building to find Nikky, and a stuffed bear, waiting. Frank immediately dives between Nikky's legs for a brief licking before she reciprocates with a brief blowjob. After Frank bends Nikky over for some brief doggystyle, we see some reverse cowgirl in the corner that quickly turns into cowgirl while the stuffed bear observes. After some more quick doggystyle and some even quicker missionary, the scene ends with a shot to Nikky's face. Didn't care for this scene much. Sure Nikky's cute, but almost every single sex act during the scene was brief. And that really killed it for me.
Scene Three - "Fucking Fitness" featuring Edwige, Richard Langin, Alain Deloin & Philippe Dean
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggy. Cowgirl. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl. Double Penetration.
Condoms: Nope.
Edwige walks in on the guys as they're working out. Before we know it, she's is the one getting a workout when she takes on all three guys at once. She begins by giving all three men head. Before we know it, she's bent over getting hammered from behind while continuing to suck the two dicks in front of her. Some cowgirl is next followed by some brief missionary. Anal reverse cowgirl turns into a double penetration until she bends over for some anal doggy. We're treated to some more double penetration [triple if you count the dick in her mouth] before the scene ends with some weak shots to her face and mouth. Wasn't feeling this scene. Didn't find Edwige too attractive and the action didn't do anything for me.

Scene Four - "Desert Island" featuring Jeanette & Philip Soine
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggy. Reverse Cowgirl. Missionary. 69.
Condoms: Yep.
Once Philip lands his plane on a lovely deserted island, Jeanette is quickly on her knees giving him a blowjob. During some cowgirl, I can't help but notice that Jeanette has a very nice ass. After some doggystyle, Jeanette gets on top for some reverse cowgirl that eventually turns into anal reverse cowgirl. Anal cowgirl and anal missionary follow, before the scene ending 69 that results in a shot to Jeanette's mouth. Jeanette is cute and she has a very sexy, tanned body. Whatever dialogue is spoken is solely in French, but it doesn't really matter. In whatever language, Jeanette's body combined with the lovely location made this a pretty hot scene. 

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Scene Five - "Modern Haircut" featuring Anita Blond, Marietta thunder, M. Foster & J. V. Lecaste
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl. Doggy. Missionary. Spoon.
Condoms: Yep.
M. and J. V. walk into a salon for a haircut and get much, much more. It begins with a double massage after the girls remove their coats to reveal leather outfits beneath. After giving the men blowjobs, both ladies saddle up for some reverse cowgirl. As Anita is bent over for doggystyle, Marietta is riding cowgirl. Missionary is next on the menu for Anita while Marietta takes a shot to the mouth after some spooning. The scene ends with Anita taking a shot to the mouth. Another hot scene. While Anita isn't necessarily the "type" of actress i'm into, you don't have to twist my arm to get me to watch her fuck. I found Marietta to be hotter since she's more my "type", but both ladies definitely brought the heat.

Scene Six - "the Enchanted Castle" featuring Regina, Harley D, Frank Gun & Marino Franchi
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggy. Reverse Cowgirl. 
Condoms: Nope.
Frank and Marino begin the scene wandering through a castle. As Marino is on the roof, Frank heads for the basement. After a scream, Marino spins around to see Regina heading towards him wearing a sexy leather number with even sexier leather gloves and thigh-high boots. When she reaches him, she forces him to kneel in front of her. He gives her a quick licking while Frank meets up with Harley in the dungeon. As Regina gets on her knees to give Marino a blowjob, we cut to Harley getting hammered by Frank, doggystyle, in her ass. After Regina and Marino make their way to the dungeon, Marino picks up where Frank left off [in Harley's ass], while Frank is giving Regina some anal doggystyle. There's some reverse anal cowgirl by Regina and brief reverse action by Harley before she takes a double shot to her face. I was disappointed in this scene. The actresses were fine, but I didn't care much for the action or the camera work. The sex was short and, at times, you could hardly figure out what was going on and to whom. 


Scene Seven - "Absolutely Live" featuring Claudia, John Walton & Richard Langin
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggy. Reverse Cowgirl. Double Penetration. Cowgirl. ATM.
Condoms: Nope.
We join Claudia as she's sitting in a chair stroking and sucking both John and Richard. John bends her over for some doggy before some reverse cowgirl turns into a double penetration. Some cowgirl on the floor with Richard also turns into a double penetration. After a little ATM action, both guys end the scene with a shot to Claudia's face and mouth. This is another scene in French except, thankfully, it has English subtitles. This was a pretty good scene.

Scene Eight - "Desert" featuring Gabriella Bond & Philip Soine
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggy. Spoon. Double Penetration. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope.
Gabriella begins the scene with a double blowjob. Next, we see her getting hammered from behind as she continues sucking on Philip. And after some spooning by Philip, the cowgirl she was giving to her boyfriend turns into a double penetration. We're treated to some reverse anal cowgirl, before Gabriella takes a shot to the mouth from both guys. Gabriella is pretty sexy and she definitely brought the heat to this scene. The DVD only lists Philip as her co-star, yet she does take on two guys during this scene.


Scene Nine - "Witchcraft" featuring Sharone, Alain Deloin & Philip Soine
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Spoon. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope.
Sharone uses a pentagram she's created out of branches to snare Alain and Philip as they're wandering through the woods. After a double blowjob, she gets on top of Alain for some cowgirl followed by a spooning from Philip. After an anal spooning by Alain, she gets on top and it turns into reverse cowgirl. Philip joins the action to turn it into a double penetration before the scene ends with a double shot to her mouth. This wasn't a bad scene. Sharone isn't necessarily my type, but she definitely brought the heat.


Scene Ten - "Seduction Cinema" featuring Mona Lisa, Richard Langin, Karen, Elone Disere & Zenza Raggi
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggy. Reverse Cowgirl. Cowgirl. Double Penetration. Scissors.
Condoms: Nope.
Ever try the old "stick your dick through an opening at the bottom of a box/bag of popcorn so when your date goes to reach for some popcorn she ends up with a handful of dick instead" trick? 

Didn't work, huh? 

Well, Elone doesn't have that problem. In fact, once Karen discovers the prize at the bottom of the popcorn bag, she continues to stroke it. When the movie ends and the lights come up, the bag comes off as the theatre empties. While Karen's stroking Elone, the next feature begins. It's called "Seduction" and it stars Richard and Mona Lisa. As Elone is getting his dick sucked by Karen, Zenza creeps up and taps him on the shoulder to get permission to begin fingering Karen while she sucks. We cut to the movie, where Mona Lisa lifts her skirt and starts rubbing herself. Back in the theatre, Elone begins fingering Karen as she starts sucking Zenza. On screen, Richard gives Mona a licking before she reciprocates with a blowjob followed by some cowgirl. Karen rides Elone reverse cowgirl until she switches up to get hammered from behind by Zenza, both anally and vaginally, while sucking on Elone. Cut to Mona riding Richard reverse cowgirl until scissors. Karen's reverse anal cowgirl turns into a double penetration until she takes a shot to her face and chest while Mona gets a shot on her pussy. The End. Or is it? Right after those words flash on the screen, concluding Mona and Richard's part of the scene, it cuts to Karen with both dicks in her hand and the words "The End." on the screen. The lights come up and we see Karen with her hand in the popcorn bag stroking Elone as the scene ends. A lot of action in this scene, all of it good. The only gripe I might possibly have, is regarding the action between Karen and her guys. I realize that it was supposed to take place in a darkened theatre, but, at times it was a little too dark. Otherwise, this was a pretty hot scene.

Scene Eleven - "Beach Boys" featuring Clarisse, Richard Langin & Hp3?
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggy. Reverse Cowgirl. Double Penetration. Scissors.
Condoms: Nope.
Rich and Hp3? happen upon Clarisse at a marina. After a brief conversation [in French with NO subtitles], they head down to a deserted part of the beach. There, both guys start kissing, licking and sucking on Clarisse as she begins undressing. Once she's stripped down to her bra and panties, she gets on her knees to deliver a blowjob while getting hit from behind. She then gets on top for some reverse cowgirl. Some more doggystyle, this time standing, is up next, before some anal scissors that turns into a double penetration. Clarisse ends the scene with a shot to her mouth and another one on her ass. Initially, I didn't find Clarisse that attractive [screencap on the left], but once she let her hair down [screencap on the right], her hotness increased dramatically. Weird? I know. But, it's the little things that make the difference. While it would've been nice to know what was being said in the beginning of the scene, once her dress came off, it didn't really matter. Hot scene.

Scene Twelve - "Shauna In the Sauna" featuring Shonna Lynn, Frank Versace, Richard Langin, Philip Soine & J. V. Lecaste
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggy. Missionary. Scissors. Reverse Cowgirl. 
Condoms: Nope.
Shauna walks into the sauna and immediately begins giving the two gentlemen inside head. Scissors is up next before Shauna gets on top for some reverse cowgirl. I especially liked the camera angle during this position. After this, they head for the showers where the action is joined by two other guys. Shauna gets on her knees to take turns sucking all the dick that's surrounding her. The guys bend her over and take turns giving her some anal doggy, followed by some anal missionary. After some double penetration, Shauna takes a quadruple shot to the mouth. The action during this scene wasn't bad. Shauna is an attractive girl. However, she has skin issues. As long as there were no tight shots of her face, she brought the heat. Once the camera got in close, it went away. She has a nice body, but bad skin. Thankfully, there weren't too many close shots. 


Concluding Words: This was a pretty good feature. It started out slow, but as it went on, it was apparent that Private saved the best for the end of the disc. This disc is a real good compilation showing  treated to the high production values and exotic locales which Private is famous for. This compilation is a worthy advertisement of the quality product that Private delivers. I have no problem giving this a Recommended

This disc is also a part of the Best Of the Best: 1997-2002 set which I reviewed earlier this year.

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