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Pussyman's Teen Land 9

Studio: Legend Video » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 4/20/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Teen

Director: David Christopher

Cast: Britney Madison, Chirs Taliana, Brooke, Roxy Jezel, Kayla Marie, Ashley Blue, Joel Lawrence, Lee Stone, Dave Hardman, Steve Hatcher, Cheyne Collins, Pussyman, Scott Lyons

Length: 1hr 38 min

Production Date: Legend, 2004

Extras: Chapter Selection with Act Selection, Biographies, Gallery, Spam, Internet Spam, Behind the Scenes: A decent feature, runs too short at a weak 7 minutes.

Audio/Video: The Audio is presented in standard 2.0 with little problem. There is plenty of good sound coming from all the actors, and no disturbances worth noting. The Video as expected, is offered in Full Frame color. The images are pretty solid for your typical adult film. There is ample lighting in all of the scenes, and I was really happy about that. No complaints.

Body of Review: Pussyman is taking applications for his newest Teen Land movie, and only the hottest, young girls need apply. Teen Land 9 is just this, filled with young babes going through the 'interview' process by doing what they do best--on camera action. The first few scenes begin with a little bit of teasing from the girls. Then, from scene three on, we get a quick skit revolving around the 'story' of casting, etc, but this only lasts for about a minute or two, and then we're straight where we want to be.

Scene 1: Ashley Blue, Lee Stone
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM
Positions: Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy,
Condoms: No
A very sexy Ashley Blue takes the opening scene with Lee Stone. Ashley is a hot, dark haired girl. She has a nice, full body that is perfect for those who like to see girls that aren't overly skinny. Her breasts are small and natural and when she takes off her denim shorts for some mouthing below the belt, she keeps her sneakers on--for traction I imagine. Things begin with some oral from Lee Stone, while Ashley fingers her ass. When she goes into doggy, Lee gives her a fair rimjob with lots of deep tongue action. Next we move into the expected blowjob with Ashley cramming her fist down her throat as Lee undresses. The scene immediately jumps into some pretty rough deep throat. Things get really sloppy here, with spit all over her chest and in her hair. Fans of long strings of saliva and gagging will dig this scene, others may appreciate the warning. The two go through some various positions, and Ashley keeps pretty active and seems to enjoy the workout. Ends with a decent facial and some more deep throating. A really good scene, and although I never care much for Lee Stone--my girlfriend and I think his bulky figure is a tad over the top--he does give Ashley a constant and thorough slamming.

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Scene 2: Chris Taliana, Roxy Jezel, Dave Hardman
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM,
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Doggy,
Condoms: No
Scene starts out with some teasing by the sexy Chris Taliana. She then pairs up with Roxy to show Dave what they know about sex. Both girls are brunettes with perfect bodies. They're dressed in little mini shorts and clear, high-heel shoes. As they undress, Dave sits to the side watching them frolic, rubbing their bare pussy with a belt. After some quick pussy and ass licking the girls double team on his manhood. He puts Roxy into reverse cowgirl while Chris delivers some oral that would make anyone jealous. They tie a blindfold over Chris's eyes as she receives it in the doggy, while Roxy pleasures herself with a dildo. For a nice changeup, the girls stack on top of one another in doggy and Dave does the old back and forth on the two. Ends with a nice facial to both, some kissing and more knobbing. These girls really work it, and everything is done in clean no a nonsense fashion. The girls are amazing looking, maybe two of the hottest teens I've found in a scene in a while, and they really have a good time here. A damn fine scene.

Scene 3: Brooke, Joel Lawrence
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, ICS
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, Missionary
Condoms: No
Joel starts with the attentive ass lick that has been consistent through the film so far. And Brooke is not a reason to break the tradition. She's another stunning brunette, with a long, amazing body. She is young, but not petite in the way of the last two girls. Brooke is very college-girl looking with a pair of natural, full breasts. Some more nice, clean scenes that rival the ones before. The only problem was Joel Lawrence's trite comments. Yeah, we can imagine how good it must feel, we don't need to be reassured every five seconds. This was a letdown, but the scene was salvaged by an internal cumshot and some decent, but not great, drip footage.

Scene 4: Britney Madison, Pussyman, Steve Hatcher, Cheyne Collins
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, ATM, DP, Facial
Positions: Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy,
Condoms: No
Britney is also trying to get a job from the Pussyman. She auditions for him the usual way, stripping, rubbing her body against him and letting him get a little taste. In walk Cheyne and Steve to interrupt the interview and take over. There's the usual of one guy getting some head while the other gets some tail. Cheyne is on the rear end and gives Britney's pussy some four-finger action. Britney is a pretty hot blonde, in a dirty way. She does some nasty stuff, but she's one of those that doesn't really seem to feel the sex anymore. She talks through most of the scene, saying the dirty stuff that she wants to do. The scene comes to an end with a double facial. A strong scene, but not worn and not too exciting.

Scene 5: Kayla Marie, Scott Lyons
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: 69, Doggy, Cowgirl, Missionary
Condoms: No
Kayla Marie is another good-looking girl who's trying to get a part in the new Pussyman film. Scott has the task of hearing her interview, which is more show than tell. She has long dirty blond hair and a cute smile. Slightly on the heavy side, but she has a nice body. She starts with giving Scott some oral, including a few quick deep throats. There are some nice shots when the two go into doggy, although here, there is some excess light and so fading at times. Overall a good scene. Kayla is very vocal and having fun. Ends with a pop to her mouth that drips off her chin.

Concluding Words: It's obvious that Pussyman is a tough boss, he only picks the very best of the best. Teen Land 9 shows this. The girls here are all nice-looking women and worth getting excited over. Everything is natural here and most of them are bare down there. The camera work and editing is near greatness and except for some minor overlighting in the last scene, the image was very satisfying. This flick is certainly a winner. Guys will love the cuteness of the young girls featured here and their hold-nothing back attitude. Couple Alert: Most of these these scenes are really great. They are well shot and clean. But I might be hesitant in recommending it for just any couple, some might find some of the acts unappealing There are some DPs and ATMs which are almost impossible to avoid in adult films these days. But if, as a couple, you want to see some of this, the ones here are nicely done and not too graphic. Some of the gagging, particularly the first scene, could, as seen with my own viewing partner, be a true turn off for some women. It's one of those acts that men like or hate, and most women just hate. But that's for you to decide. Just thought I'd mention it. Nonetheless, I have to give this film a Highly Recommended rating because whether you like the acts or not, the film was satisfying and very well done.


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