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I'm Into Big Tits


Studio: Vivid » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 4/21/04


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Compilation

Cast: See review.

Length: approximately 2 hours

Extras: "Bonus Room" [3 extra scenes], "Behind the Scenes", & a Photo Gallery. There are also some previews, an ad for Vivid's website & something called "Sexy Talk" which is actually the FORCED phone sex ads at the beginning [does anyone actually PAY for that..?]

Audio/Video: The video is 1.33:1 full frame ratio. Since the ten scenes are culled from ten different features, the audio and picture quality and audio is inconsistent. The majority of the scenes are shot on video and have acceptable audio and video.

Preface about my method: It's my belief that compilations are much better than full features. I mean, think about it. Why do people watch Adult films? Is it for the compelling storylines? How 'bout the Oscar worthy acting? Nope. It's for sex. Plain and simple. These Vivid compilations serve that purpose. They present you with a DVD that cuts all the bull and gets down to business. 

Scene One - from "Any Dorm In A Storm": Rebecca Bardoux & Mickey G
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggy. Missionary.
Condoms: Yep.
This scene begins with Rebecca's pink nipples peeking out from behind her white bra, as Mickey is giving her pussy a good licking. Cut to Rebecca, sucking Mickey's dick while Kira Kener looks on. Once she's done, Rebecca bends over so Mick can give her a pounding from behind. Funny, I don't remember Becky being that well endowed. Oh well. Now she's lying on a table for some missionary until she gets on her knees to give Mickey a tit fucking that ends with a shot on her chest. 

Rebecca's one of those "back in the day" actresses that i'm glad to see is still around and time's been good to her. Pretty good scene.

 

Scene Two - from "Dashed": Shelbee Myne, Darla Crane & Dillion Day
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggy.
Condoms: Yep.
In a graffiti covered alleyway, Dillion is grabbing himself as he watches Darla on her knees giving Shelbee some head. When Darla's done, she drops Dillion's jeans and, together with Shelbee, begins sucking on Dillion's dick. While Darla's lying on a discarded mattress sucking Dillion's dick, Shelbee is between her legs giving her tongue a workout. Next, Darla gets on her knees so Dillion can start hammering her from behind while Shelbee kneels directly over her. He shares the wealth by giving Shelbee some dick before shooting on both ladies faces. 

This scene, while lacking a wide variety of sexual acts, most definitely brought the heat. Both Shelbee and Darla have sexy, thick, tanned bodies and definitely liked getting fucked. Darla gets an extra star thanks to those sexy tanlines. 

 

Scene Three - from "Driving Mercedez Wild": Dolorian, Nicole Sheridan & Voodoo
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggy. Reverse Cowgirl. Cowgirl. Double Penetration.
Condoms: Yep.
Voodoo is sitting on a couch, working his "voodoo" as both ladies take turns giving him a blowjob. Nicole stops what she's doing and goes to sit on Voodoo's face. After Dolorian gives Nicola a few licks, she lays back for some missionary [with lubrication assistance by Nicole]. Cut to Nicole reverse cowgirl on Voodoo and sucking Dolorian's transparent strap-on dildo. After some brief anal reverse  cowgirl, Nicole is treated to a double penetration before the scene ends with a shot to both girls mouths. 

This wasn't as good as the previous scene since I felt there could've been more strap-on action. The girls were attractive, but I just wasn't feeling them. Even with the strap-on.

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Scene Four - from "Extreme Close Up: Sunrise": Melanie Jagger, Sunrise Adams & Mario Rossi
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggy. Reverse Cowgirl. Spoon.
Condoms: Yep.
Melanie has one leg up in the boxer's ring while Mario is trying to work around her sports shorts to get his tongue on her shaved pussy. Once he makes it, Sunrise walks in and begins watching the action. Mel pulls Mario's jogging pants down to give him a blowjob as Sunrise takes a seat and begins rubbing her hands over her body. Mario wastes no time and heads straight for Melanie's ass, giving her some anal doggystyle while Sunrise is still observing with one hand on her tit and the other between her legs. There's some anal reverse cowgirl in the ring until Sunrise, who was busy rubbing her pussy, decides to join the action in the ring. Melanie relinquishes her spot so Mario can spoon Sunrise while licking Mel. The scene ends with a shot to Sunrise's pussy. 

This was a pretty good scene, but some of the camera angles bothered me, as well as the appearance of the cameraman's fingers in some of the shots. However, Melanie and Sunrise definitely more than made up for it. 

 

Scene Five - from "Happy Ending": Minka & TJ Cummings
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Yep.
This is going to be a painful scene. 

Yes, I do like big tits, but Minka looks like she has two basketballs under a thin layer of skin. Tan lines, dark nipples, all these things that usually appeal to me, aren't helping in the slightest. I must be strong and continue. 

TJ is getting a rubdown from Minka, who concentrates on his ass and makes sure she rubs her bowling balls against it. When we fade back in, Minka's lost her robe and she damn near suffocates TJ with her right tit as he's sucking on her nipple. After a quick blowjob, Minka lays on her back so TJ can lick her. My god, those things look like they're a foot or more thick. Ugh. TJ does her missionary and scissors, before bending her over for some doggystyle. The scene ends, mercifully, with a weak shot to Minka's chest. 

The sex was adequate, but I didn't care for this scene.

 

Scene from "Reflections In A Window": Brittaney Starr, Marty Romano & Tyce Bune
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary. Cowgirl. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Yep.
Brittaney begins teasing Tyce by lifting up her shirt to reveal her sexy, perky tits and rubbing on her crotch. He walks over to her and immediately begins to lick her pussy. Suddenly, Marty pulls up on his motorcycle. After he physically gets rid of Tyce, he picks up where Tyce left off and resumes licking Brittaney. She rewards him with a pretty good blowjob. Over on a nearby couch, Brittaney rides Marty both ways until she bends over so he can fuck her doggystyle. After some brief anal missionary, he ends the scene with a thick, plentiful shot to Brittaney's chest. 

Brittaney is an average looking blonde who has a sexy body with a lovely natural chest. I enjoyed watching her fuck and wouldn't mind seeing her again.

 

Scene from "Vixen": Briana Banks, Chloe Dior & Pat Myne
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Yep.
Chloe gives Pat a very brief blowjob before leading him over to a naked, waiting Briana. After he gives Briana a quick licking, he throws on a condom and starts doing her doggystyle. While Pat's hammering away, Briana grabs her ass and Chloe masturbates. When he's finished with Briana, he moves over to Chloe, her legs spread real wide, for some missionary. The scene ends with a shot to Chloe's chest. 

While I was hoping for more intercourse with Chloe, the scene was good and both ladies brought the heat.

 

Scene from "Inside the Mind Of Chloe Jones": TJ Hart & Trevor Zen
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. 
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl. Trapeze. Scissors.
Condoms: Yep.
We begin the scene with TJ pulling down Trevor's underwear so she can give him some head. Once she does, It's kinda weak and she spends more time stroking than sucking. Fortunately, it's no long before Trevor has her legs spread wide and he's giving her pussy a workout with his tongue. After Trevor slaps a condom on, we see TJ riding reverse cowgirl before doing what's called "the trapeze" [I had to look that one up] and then some scissors. The scene ends with a shot to TJ's chest. 

This was a good scene. It had some variety, TJ had tanlines and she looked damn sexy taking whatever Trevor laid on her.

 

Scene from "Love Games": Adajja & John Decker
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Missionary. Cowgirl. 69. Spoon.
Condoms: Yep.
This scene begins with a 69, though Adajja seems more eager than John does. Cut to Adajja on her back and John delivering some missionary. After some cowgirl, Adajja gets some anal spooning until John shoots on her pussy and thighs. 

This scene wasn't as good as it should've been. Adajja seemed to really want to get fucked, but the scene didn't seem long enough for her to accomplish her goal.

Scene from "Ms. Fortune": Kira Kener & Chris Cannon
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Yep.
When we join our couple, Kira and Chris are on a stairwell undressing each other. Since Kira's the first to be completely undressed, Chris gives her pussy a licking. Kira returns the favor with a blowjob and a quick titty fucking, before getting on top for some reverse cowgirl. After a little finger stimulation, Kira is bent over for some anal doggystyle. Unfortunately, that was the last position and the scene ends with a shot on Kira's ass. 

Kira's hot, but I was surprised at the lack of interest during this scene. There wasn't as much fucking as I would've liked. 

 

 
Bonus Scene from "Sold": Holly Halston & Troy Halston
Bonus Scene from "White Hot": Mercedez & Evan Stone
Bonus Scene from "Wild Poppy": Dasha & Dillion Day
 

Concluding Words: Even though I despise implants, I am into big tits. This collection provided a wide enough variety of big chested actresses, both natural and processed, to satisfy the fans of enlarged mammeries. While I felt some scenes were short, I can't fault the presentation. The actresses selected for this disc, for the most part, were extremely sexy. 

However, when I first watched this feature, I was wondering where Mercedez was. She's on the menu, the DVD disc art and the cover itself. Being an ex-video store employee, I assumed that the old " put-an-extremely-HOT-female-on-the-cover-in-hopes-of-attracting-an-unsuspecting-eye-who-would-rent-the-disc-not-knowing-that-the-featured-actress-wasn't-participating-in-the-film-whatsoever" practice was at play again. Thankfully, that's not the case here. However, i'm wondering why Mercedez is relegated to a "bonus scene" instead of being a part of the main feature. Whatever. At least she's on here.

Bottom Line: The content, the presentation and the actresses all combine to make this a recommended disc.



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