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All About Ass 18

Studio: Pink Visual Productions » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 4/23/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Anal

Director: unknown

Cast: Carol, Bianca, Monique, Veronica

Length: 1 Hour 50 Minutes

Production Date: January 2004

Extras: Photo Gallery

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. The picture looks good with hard to notice color defects. Some of these distortions are a result of natural lighting and bad lighting. The first scene suffers from this the most, as it was filmed outdoors. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds pretty good. There is a variance in the audio, as there is a slight hiss. It's nothing that should trouble the common viewer.

Body of Review: In this feature, four girls you probably can't recognize are brought in for some ass pounding sex. This adult film takes a focus upon the girls' asses and dudes having anal sex with them. So if you're into seeing some new faces, asses, and anal action, you just might want to see what comes next. Prepare yourself to see some hairy butt holes, flat chested chicks, and some pretty decent action. Here's the scene by scene.

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Scene 1: Monique
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
This cute blonde has a Cindy Crawford super model mole. She has decent sized breasts that are complimented by some very nice and big nipples. She's a petite and young looking gal. She opens her scene with some foreplay, where the dude spends some time with pussy fingering and tit play, very nice. Next she sucks him off. The blow job doesn't seem like much of a blow job. The guy is a bit big for her mouth, so I suppose that's why she doesn't really suck on it much. She uses her hands a lot, but not very well. Overall, the oral sex is slow and not very exciting. The pair then engages in straight and anal sex. This is when we get the first hand view of all of her hair. It looks like she trims around her vagina, but not around her asshole. Her body details are slightly off putting. Anyways, after some ass gaping and slow anal sex, the scene ends with a facial. I really wasn't too excited by this scene. The pace of the scene was a big killer. It was just too slow. I don't think Monique was moaning with extreme pleasure, I just didn't get the feeling that she really liked being fucked in the ass for so long.

Scene 2: Bianca
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Spoon, Scissors
Condoms: No
Bianca is a cutie who has some distinct (but light) tan lines on her ass and chest. Of course the underwear she's wearing doesn't cover her butt much and really shows off the tan. She has an attractive face, nice breasts, and an okay body. She's definitely not anything to get head over heels excited about. She opens giving a massage to her male counterpart. Magically she's naked, they kiss, and have oral sex. The blow job is a lot more eventful than Monique's and features some fairly enjoyable content, with lots of spit dripping down her face and chest. Next they have sex, which is done at a good speed. The scene ends with a facial. This was a much better scene. The opening oral was very solid, a bit nasty. The sex in this scene was also pretty good and fairly energetic.

Scene 3: Veronica
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Scissors
Condoms: No
Veronica has a decent looking face. She's cute, not hot. Her body is fairly nice and she has pretty small perky breasts. Her scene opens with the dude oiling up her ass. Afterwards, he eats her out and she sucks him off. The blow job in this scene is fairly slow, but Veronica does a fairly decent job without the use of her hands. Next they get into action and have straight and anal sex. By the time they're finished, her asshole is wide open. The scene ends with a facial. This was a decent scene. The sex was fairly slow at first, but really sped up as the action progressed. The guy was just way too big for little Veronica. Anyways, there wasn't very much that I found attractive in the scene. I like part of the opening oral and that's about it.

Scene 4: Carol
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Carol is a very petite and cute gal. She has a pretty skinny body, not much meat on her. She also has a flat chest, virtually no breasts at all. She opens her scene by finding the dude taking a nap. She caresses his body as he sleeps, making him shake. Moving ahead, he wakes up and they have sex. First they open with foreplay. Carol sucks him off, moving her head wildly to the side. It looks rather awkward and not very exciting. Next the dude gets a taste of life and eats Carol out. After the oral sex bit is over, they engage in straight and anal sex. The scene ends with a facial. This scene was unlike some of the others, as the sex started off with a lot of energy. They moved at a good energetic pace and provided a few moments of ecstasy. With a lousy oral bit and some decent sex, it was an okay scene.

Concluding Words: Anal sex never looked so dull. Maybe that's a bit harsh, but after giving this a few tries, I really wasn't impressed. I had a few issues with this title. The first was the cast. None of the girls were really that outstanding in terms of physical appearance. Furthermore, their scenes weren't that great. In comparison to many other anal focused titles, like Ass Wide Open, this one really doesn't bode well. The overall mood for this title is "slow". In general, the action is really slow going. As a result, there isn't a lot of energy, excitement, or passion in the scenes. Then there is the time length. I'm glad to see this title put in some really long scenes, but with the slow action, it just felt like in and out, in and out, etc. You get the point? The title just felt too mechanical to enjoy. Some people may like seeing relatively new faces and an all anal title. You guys might want to check this out, but for the rest of you, skip it.

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