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Gaper Maker

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/25/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Gaper Maker

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Anal

Director: David Perry

Cast: Alexa May, David Perry, Tamira, Gina Blue, Choky Ice, Tiffany, Merlee, Greg Centauro, Leslie Taylor, Susie, Jean-Yves LeCastel, Alexa, Jennifer, Christina Bella, Cassandra

Length: 128.5 minutes

Date of Production: 11/15/2003 to 12/24/2003

Extra's: The only extras were a cum shot compilation from the scenes and a photogallery.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot. There were some problems with lighting and grain, as well as video noise and color saturation but it was only in a few instances that the scene's heat was negatively impacted in a significant way by these problems. There were no compression artifacts and pattern noise was minimal so I guess it'd be fair to suggest it looked much like other releases by the company. The audio was presented in the same stereo English that Zero Tolerance is known for; little dynamic range and no separation between channels to speak of but generally clear once the sex is underway.

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Body of Review: Zero Tolerance is a company that advertises they have zero tolerance for: dumb fucking dialogue, ugly bitches, stretch marks, Tijuana boob jobs, stupid tattoos, fake orgasms, limp cocks, weak pop shots, hookers who hate fucking, sorry ass suitcase pimps, crack whores, and bad pornography. They make a lot of gonzo porn and their latest effort is Gaper Maker, a movie about a European cast having anal sex with long lasting gapes. The box cover said: "Warning: These GAPES are Performed by Professionals! Cum take a look deep inside the colon cavities of the most severely stretched sphincters in the world! Abyssal ass-openings that stretch the boundaries of bizarre and reach farther than the eye can see. Bottomless buttholes resembling the Black Hole getting penetrated and plugged by humongous fat cocks. Glorious gapes that rival the grandest of canyons getting stretched to the limits and drenched with a deluge of cum! Delve deep into the curious world of gargantuan gapes and amazing anal penetrations but be sure to bring a flashlight!" If this sounds interesting to you, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast and action:

Scene One: Alexaa cute brunette with an all-natural body and perfect ass, teased the camera for David as he directed her. She played with herself a bit and this turned him on enough that he took care of her meat requirement for the day. They kissed and he fingered her after which she blew him a bit. She rode in cowgirl fashion but the lighting in the background washed her out a bunch. After the vaginal sex, she took anal like a professional, but didn't meet his thrusts or otherwise contribute to the scene. She did have a decent hang time on her gape and it ended with a facial of moderate proportions. In all, this was not a bad scene.

Scene Two: Tamira, a lean bleach blonde started off by wearing a naughty nightie over some red stain underwear. She teased David with her ample chest and after displaying her body and masturbating, the scene appeared to start over with Gina. Gina was a hotty that also had bright blonde hair and a lean body but a more attractive face. She followed the routine here and the gals played together after she did so. David and Choky joined them at this point and the real sex began. There was oral but the emphasis was on the screwing, both vaginal and anal, with the gals putting some effort into their trade here, seeming to compete with one another for a TPM (thrusts per minute) record. There was all the usual tasting of the dicks by the gals (PTM, ATM) and serious DP action with Gina appearing to have the longest gape hang time of the two.

Scene Three: Tiffany, a brunette with big, natural breasts, started off the scene by following the formula on a large bed. Her acid-washed pink top and short shorts really appealed in a slutty manner as David coaxed her to show more as time progressed. I thought she looked very good here and her masturbation skills were second only to my own. Merlee, a brunette with an attractive face and some baby fat left on her frame, must've done something wrong since she was in the scene without any of the build up the other gals got in the movie. Both gals were sucking on a guy, one being Leslie and the other Greg, in a free for all that got confusing quickly. The mini-orgy had lots of screwing of each hole too, and the gals appeared to be seasoned veterans of the anal antics I've come to expect from European cast members. There was ATM, PTM, and DP's with moderately long hang times, something a few of you would really enjoy a lot.

Scene Four: Susie, a hot looking bleach blonde with long hair and a fur coat on (with matching undies underneath), showed off her rounded ass for the camera as she followed the typical formula here. David played with her a little and then she did herself until she was joined by Jean-Yves. He was looking scruffy here and he spent some time sucking her nipples before she gave him a decent, if mechanical, blowjob. They screwed vaginally and anally but she seemed to be marking time (her razor burn didn't help either) and the heat was minimal at best. Thankfully, this scene was short in duration, otherwise I'd have blown it off myself.

Scene Five: Alexa, a blonde that was quite fetching, and Jennifer, a brunette that was worth her weight in gold once the sex started, had a scene with David. I thought both of them were attractive and displayed some playfulness missing in some of the other gals, as well as an energy that I found appealing. They did the usual oral, straight, anal and PTM with ATTM but they did it as though they wanted to be there. Whether it was an act or not is really not relevant since the heat coming off these two was apparent from the beginning of the scene. They each had unique characteristics in terms of body shape but their asses were equally tasty looking. Neither had a long gape time but each contributed far more to the scene than some mechanical factor like that would matter.

Scene Six: Christina Bella, the brunette on the front DVD cover, followed the lovely blonde Cassandra, in this scene. Each of these gals also seemed to be the type I'd expect in such a movie, although Cassandra appeared the better of the two to my personal tastes. They followed the formula, as expected, and aside from some of the variations on the theme, the scene description could be from most of the other scenes here. Christina was better at giving oral but Cassandra had a longer gape time and seemed somewhat more energetic than her pal so this scene was one to look for as well. They worked well with Greg and aside from Christina's implants, I liked her almost as much as Cassandra.

Summary: Gaper Maker had some very warm moments of chemistry-filled sex and an attractive cast making it worth a rating of Recommended to those of you that enjoy this type of show. The extras were weak and the overall quality of the scenes varied a bunch but aside from some technical issues related to the picture quality, it was worth checking out.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of domestic performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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