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Not Just Another 8 Teen Movie #3

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/25/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Not Just Another 8Teen Movie 3

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Young Women

Director: Greg Alves

Cast: Estella, Manuel Ferrara, Nico, Chris Charming, Lee Ann, Shawnie, Tristan Seagal, Scarlet O'Whora, Nautica Thorn, Mark Wood

Length: 133 minutes

Date of Production: 2/2/2004 to 3/1/2004

Extra's: The best extra for me was the 19 minute long Behind the Scenes featurette. It had the cast and crew (particularly Mike Quasarman) goofing off as well as some nudity (thankfully, not with Mike) and sex. There was also a decent section of striptease, where all 18 minutes were devoted to the females teasing the camera. There was also a cumshot compilation, a photogallery, and a double sided DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as virtually all porn is shot these days. The picture looked pretty solid although it still had that slightly washed out look that ZT has had problems with in the past. It didn't look bad, just not quite as sharp as it should have looked, with some grain and video noise interfering with the sharp, clear picture I prefer. The audio was presented in the same stereo English with minimal separation and dynamic range that mark the typical porno these days. The levels varied somewhat yet you could hear everything going on so unless you're looking for something much better than average, this was okay.

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Body of Review: Zero Tolerance is a company that used to advertise that they had zero tolerance for: dumb fucking dialogue, ugly bitches, stretch marks, Tijuana boob jobs, stupid tattoos, fake orgasms, limp cocks, weak pop shots, hookers who hate fucking, sorry ass suitcase pimps, crack whores, and bad pornography. Times have changed a bit in the past year, since they were having difficulty finding such women to work with them but they still attempt to remain true to the spirit of their founding words. One of their series is devoted to younger gals and the latest volume is Not Just Another 8Teen Movie 3. Like Volume 1, the movie had a decent selection of performers who seemed to be fairly inexperienced (on average) and without anything even remotely approaching a plot or story, the show began. The format is that Mike Quasarman, the real director of the show, interviews the gals and then the gals have sex with some porn stud. Here's what the back box cover said of the show: "The Wonder Years! It's the best two years of their lives...when they're old enough to know better, but young enough not to give a fuck! From 18-19, their tender twats develop a common condition known as "extreme emptiness." Their rectums turn ripe and ready, their budding young pussies start trembling with anticipation, and their juicy insides swell with waves of pleasure. Once they turn 20, they're about as useless as a sugar fiend with a sweet tooth - seize the moment and fulfill their every desire! Enjoy unbridled enthusiasm as beautiful young sluts suck, swallow and get fucked in the ass!" If this sounds like the kind of action you want to see, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Estella, a 19 year old brunette from England, had her interview with Mike before taking on Manuel indoors. She gave a good blowjob, using slobber, eye contact, and her hands to coax out an extra stiff penis from the guy. She then sat on his penis and while he did most of the work, slapping her meaty ass as he saw fit, she eventually got into it and fucked back. She did some PTM and shook her ass to get him back inside her, a trick that worked by the way, and he finished up by jerking off to her mouth.

Scene Two: Nico, a 19 year old attractive brunette with a lean body and no implants of any kind, had her interview with the real director (Mike), before having a scene with Chris on a couch. He looked old enough to be her grandfather but some of you will enjoy the scene even more because of that fact and the two initiated by making out. He then went down on her and she soon returned the favor. Her oral wasn't exceptionally skillful but it looked much like the type of hummer you get from a prom date. The straight sex afterwards wasn't particularly warm but she was cute and watching her wasn't tough on the eyes. She had really pretty eyes and his load was jerked off onto her face and neck at the end.

Scene Three: Lee, a very lean 19 year old from California, claimed she wanted to get paid to be laid so she got into porn. She had a scene with the amazing Manuel, who started off by going down on her. Her oral favors were up next and while she wasn't exactly a barnburner, she did okay until the screwing started. That's when her real talents came out; the gal liked fucking and she put more effort into it than he did, bouncing her hips, talking dirty, and doing some PTM before he jerked off onto her face. This was a pretty good scene, even though she had a girl-next-door face.

Scene Four: Shawnie, a 20 year old blonde with great natural breasts, was one of the most attractive gals of the bunch and after her interview, she looked forward to working with Tristan, the hunky Frenchman. She masturbated to warm up (in front of a fireplace no less) and he walked right in on her to offer her his penis in her mouth. She spent some quality time on his penis to get him erect enough for the boning that came afterwards. She was not passive in her enjoyment of his meaty member slamming inside of her and even got to taste it a few times as it dripped with her juices. He jerked off to her face and the scene was warm.

Scene Five: Scarlet, a 19 year old blonde from England, followed the formula and after the interview was stuck working with Chris. They made out on a nice couch and he played with her until she gave him a short blowjob. She rimmed him a little bit and then he gagged her with his average cock some more. The energy levels were inconsistent this time as she just lay there taking him in for much of the scene but soon improved as she tasted his juice-soaked penis and he fingered her ass. She then bloomed when he boned her ass, doing some ATM to match her PTM from earlier. He beat off to give her a modest facial in this fair scene.

Scene Six: Nautica, the hotty on the front DVD cover and only gal good looking enough to compete with Shawnie, claimed to be a 19 year old Hawaiian of mixed heritage (part Hawaiian, part Japanese, part Porto Rican) and showed her large breasts to Mike before working with the Joe Average of porn, Mark Wood. They started off by cuddling on the couch and he felt her up a bunch to get her ready for the scene. He didn't do a lot of oral on her but she gave him a moderately warm blowjob (unfair, wasn't it?). They then screwed and she pumped her ass up and down to do all the work, making the hot scene even better. She ended it by sucking him off and letting him squirt his semen into her awaiting mouth. Whew!!!

Summary: With all the choices on the market for younger gals in a gonzo style setting, this one actually provided some decent amount of fuck for your buck so I'm going to rate it as Recommended but much of that rating was due to a couple of great scenes and some good extras. If the technical values were improved and the cast made even better, I'm sure the rating would've been even better.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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