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No Cum Spitting

Studio: Anarchy Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/25/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

No Cum Spitting

Anarchy Pictures/Python Pictures

Genre: Swallowing

Director: Erin Sky

Cast: Cameron James, Nick Jacobs, Jordan Styles, Tony Sexton, Angela Stone, Bad Bob, Nikki Knox, Brett Rockman, Alicia Rhodes, Andrew Andretti

Length: 109.5 minutes

Date of Production: 2/28/2004

Extra's: The best extra was the 25 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Chico Redfield. It had numerous moments of interest, including some commentary from Jimmy D. and the cast. The other extras included a couple minutes of bloopers, some trailers, a photogallery, and a web link.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the typical 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, like most other porn is made these days. The flesh tones were usually pretty good but the levels of grain and video noise, including mosquito noise, color over-saturation, and a few noticeable compression artifacts, were just too high. Most of this seemed to be related to weaker than average lighting but the action was usually good enough to keep me from changing the DVD out so your mileage may vary. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 stereo English but had little dynamic range and none of the separation of the best porn made these days.

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Body of Review: One of the most least common ways for a guy to end a scene in porn is to unload his semen upon the woman's face. This is called a facial and rather than ejaculate like regular folks do, the porn studs are made to rub out loads in order to "prove" they orgasmed. Well, a growing way to dispose of those little semen is for the women to swallow the load down, like a fruit cocktail. There have been numerous releases from Red Light District, Evil Angel, and other leaders in gonzo porn so now Anarchy/Python has decided to join in on the fun with No Cum Spitting, a movie by director Erin Sky. If you're looking for a movie that has no plot, just hardcore sex ended by the women performers swallowing the semen, read the following breakdown of the scenes:

Scene One: Cameron, a gal that looked a little bit like Serenity did as a young gal, wore a neon pink fishnet outfit and pranced on top of a bed to tease the camera a bit. She was soon joined by Nick, who went down on her to warm her up. She then returned the favor, giving him an energetic hummer, after which they screwed. It started off with vaginal and quickly changed over to anal, with her trying to keep up with him as he plugged her back door. He jerked out a load into her mouth and she did as she was told, swallowing the semen. It wasn't a bad scene since she had the look and seemed to have some fun with it all.

Scene Two: Jordan, an attractive blonde that looked a little like a young Jill Kelly mixed with a young Julie Meadows, wiggled for the camera during the tease portion of the show while dressed in her lingerie (garter and stockings with a bra and thong). It wasn't a very talented dance but Tony didn't seem to mind a whole lot as he was called a "meat puppet" by the cutie, meaning she wanted sex. He spent some time on her all natural chest before heading south to eat at the Y. She then blew him, displaying some measure of skill as she inhaled his member and toyed with it a bit. They screwed with a bit of warmth and after a couple of positions, they took the show to the backdoor. The anal was considerably slower, and she seemed unable to take him very fast there but the swallowing theme was still followed and she didn't complain about ass-flavored semen.

Scene Three: Angela, another attractive blonde, laid back on the couch as she teased the camera, masturbating a little to get in the mood for Bob to do her. They followed the routine, oral/oral/straight/swallow and I'd like to be able to tell you that she displayed some heat and energy but most of the time she was going through the motions. I liked her lingerie, her face, and even her body, but she just didn't seem to be into the action all that much and that killed it for me. She didn't do anal, no problem for me, and she seemed to be there solely for the paycheck.

Scene Four: Nikki, a brunette that still had some of her baby fat on her curvy figure, kept up with the plan except she talked dirty most of the time, even while masturbating. Brett was her partner and he took care of seeing that she did as she was told, eating her out from behind before giving her some tube steak to suck. Giving head was absolutely what she did best too so if you watch this one, don't skip her oral action since the rest of her scene wasn't all that great. She used her hand, tongue and eyes to get him as hard as a rock in order to bone her plump pussy. He spanked her a bit too but was much easier going than usual and that impacted the heat as well. It ended as it was supposed to and the lack of anal probably helped it since she could barely handle him in her pussy.

Scene Five: Alicia, another blonde, this time the chunky gal on the front DVD cover, wore a fishnet top to barely cover her large breasts, some black leather shorts, and matching boots as she teased the camera better than any of those ultra lean gals could do. If you're smart, you'll know that a couple extra stone do a gal wonders when it comes to heat in bed and this gal proved it more than once in recent months. She had a scene on a couch with Andrew, an average guy that spent plenty of time serving her needs. He licked her, fingered, and even massaged her a bit to ready her for the oral, straight and anal sex. The spanking he gave was minor in nature but got her in the mood to give a swell blowjob like only she could give. After that, she rode him hard and wet, barely stopping to catch her breath before he was inside her ass, plugging away. During the switching of the positions, she made sure to taste his penis a few times too, adding to the heat for fans of circus act sex. Like the others, she swallowed but she did it in such a way as to make me think she would've swallowed all the other loads too. Whew!

Summary: I think the women were all attractive (to some extent) and knew some trick or another that could get them by in the real world but only one of them, Alicia, was well rounded in the sexual arts enough to really appreciate the scene fully. As such, I'm going to rate this one as a Rent It for most swallowing fans unless the cast are all favorites of yours. The technical limitations and weakness of performances combined to make this one of the company's weaker efforts for me.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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