Jenna Haze Vs. Krystal Steal: The Battle Of The Century
Director: Jules Jordan
Cast: Jenna Haze, Jules Jordan, Krystal Steal, Brett Rockman, Aurora Snow, Jay Ashley, Pat Myne, Steve Austin
Length: 141.5 minutes
Date of Production: 2.12/2004 (compilation only)
Extra's: The first solid extra would be the two bonus scene with Jenna Haze in them. One was from Trained Teens 2 and the other from Feeding Frenzy. Each scene showed the young gal at her best, the first with some kink to it and the second an oral pleasure scene. The next good extra was the bonus footage with about 12.5 minutes of Jenna and almost 10 minutes of Krystal. There were also two photogalleries (one for each performer), a cast list, filmographies, and a biography for Jules Jordan, the director.
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is made these days. Fans of the Flesh Hunter series and other works by Jules Jordan know that while he has an eye for hot sex, he doesn't have the technical expertise to translate that vision into a clear, crisp picture on a consistent basis. The same holds true for his older works, such as the scenes here, most of which were riddled with grain, video noise, and lighting issues. If not for the heat of the scenes, he'd be in big trouble making movies that looked this bad. The audio was similar in scope with a stereo English track, yet no separation between the channels and little dynamic range to speak of. It wasn't as bad as the picture tended to be but it wasn't all that, if you catch my drift.
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Body of Review: Evil Angel, one of the foremost companies for gonzo porn is the home of director Jules Jordan. Jules is known for an edgy style of gonzo that ranges from the kinky to the downright circus act stuff so many fans enjoy these days. Over the years he's made movies though, he has had a lot of really hot women participate in those movies, two of which are the focus of his latest release, a compilation known as Jenna Haze Vs. Krystal Steal: The Battle Of The Century. The DVD compiles scenes from each of his former performers, both now working at other companies under contract, in some of their best work in the jizz bizz. If you enjoy either of these ladies' work, but haven't bought the movies these scenes were taken from, you'll want to check out this DVD. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that Jenna was more hardcore and Krystal was better at sex in general:
Scene One: Flesh Hunter: Jenna, the cute little gal on the left side of the front DVD cover, started off the show by posing for some stills as she flashed the camera. Jules took charge of her in a nearly empty room, blindfolding her and handcuffing her behind her back. She was allowed to suck his penis and did so with an energy that belied her current contract (she works for a generic porn company that caters to folks that don't watch much porn, JKP, in a lesbian capacity only). In mere moments, he was boning her tiny pussy and then her even smaller ass. She did some ATM and he let rip with a big wad in her mouth and on her face. It was a pretty warm scene for fans.
Scene Two: Trained Teens: Krystal, looking much like pop singer Christina Aguilera, showed off her ample booty for the camera in a room. Her all white outfit covered up some hot pink panties and her willingness to tease the camera was noted in the back of my mind as a good thing. After the tease, she sat on Jules' face as he ate her out, something a great many fans would love to do, and he cleaned her ass too. Brett then joined Jules and both fed her some cock as she hungrily sucked them both off as if to coax their loads out early. While I didn't care for her implants, her curvy body was much better than her counterpart here (Ms. Haze) and her sex skills better too (although she lost points for not doing anal). Each guy dropped his wad onto her face at the end, in a scene that was better than the first one by far.
Scene Three: Flesh Hunter 3: Jenna, still looking like a lost girl, and Aurora, before she became a contract performer at Sin City, joined Jules at his place. The gals found a porno of his and thought it might be fun taking him on and the sex was actually pretty solid. Each gal had a different approach, Jenna was the nastier of the two but Aurora seemed more skilled in the art of milking a nut. The oral was good but the straight vaginal sex even better and fans of anal will be happy to know that both ladies took his penis inside their back doors. At the end, they cum swapped a bit, with Jenna swallowing it down with little effort. All three of them had fun and it showed throughout the scene.
Scene Four: Flesh Hunter: Krystal, in an even earlier release, met up with Jules at a marketplace outdoors. She took care of his immediately pressing need to pop a nut by a darkened stairwell and then went back to his place to finish off the scene. Once back at his place, the production values increased tremendously and the picture was very clear. She was 18 years old at the time and far less worn out then she currently appears. She did more tease, more oral and they shared several different positions before he popped yet again, leaving her looking glazed over from the top of her head to her neck. The scene was pretty good in most ways and I think she should get a couple of points for being talented while so new in the jizz bizz.
Scene Five: Flesh Hunter 2: Jenna, actually looking better this time than in her last scenes, took on Jay, Brett, and Pat after winning a beauty pageant. She started off by blowing all of them, showing attention to detail and a love of cock that I doubt I could fully explain in words. The guys then made her their fuck doll, screwing her in every way possible, on the stairs, on the floor, and on the bed, vaginally and anally with a bunch of DP action to boot. It was definitely the wildest scene of the movie although I'm not really a huge fan of that type of thing. She appeared to get off here, making me wonder why she stopped doing guys in movies.
Scene Six: Flesh Hunter 4: Krystal, wearing a hot fishnet outfit and two large belts with metal studs attached, walked around the pool outside. The function of this tease footage was to entice and it sure worked for me. Jules got some head from her before boning her deeply and hard, making her appear to get off several times. Like the other scenes, she tasted herself a bit off his dick and she maintained a playful attitude towards the sex at all times. The energy was good and the fun contagious so I had to like this scene too.
Summary: While I didn't like the weak picture most scenes had, I can't deny that each scene had plenty of heat and sexual action taking place. The extras also helped make the rating of this one rise to the level of Recommended although huge fans of the performers will likely already have the original movies, and casual viewers will have better material to choose from that is more recent (and looks better). If you take a look at the cover and say you can't live without watching this one, do yourself a favor and just buy it outright since it's exactly what it portrays itself as, a compilation of scenes from these two gals.
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