Britney Madison, Layla Jade, Rio Mariah, Brandi Lyons, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Juan Cuba
1hr 20 min
Chapter Selection with act access, Behind the Scenes--runs only 14 minutes but entertaining on the set footage, Bios, Gallery, Trailers, Spam
The Audio was presented in 2.0 and in very good quality. I found the sound to be satisfying in that there were no disruptions and the actors could be heard in action and dialogue. Some of the speaking bits were annoying because of they were ongoing, but this is preference and not a flaw for the audio's quality. The Video is in the usual Full Frame color. All the scenes were indoors and had ample light, so the picture was pretty clean. There were some moments of tinting which could be the print or the lighting, I'm not sure, and therefore a few times the picture had a golden look. Otherwise it was satisfatory.
Body of Review:
Legend's second all anal assualt brings to the screen four nasty cadets looking for some militant, hardcore action. Luckily the drill seargents these soldier girls come across know a thing or two about disciplining their brigades. The only draw back is that it their strategy is pure, unrelenting anal and here, there's no shaft dodging.
Britney Madison is starting to pop up everywhere in adult films. And for good reason; she certainly likes giving action on camera. Britney is a cute girl, long, bleach-blond hair and large round ass. Her scene begins with her immediately, and she's leaning over a couch. Wearing a sluty camo outfit, she pulls down her panties and shows the plug in her ass. Britney talks a lot, teasing and suggesting various things that she wants done to her. Then she takes the plug out and gives it some sucking before putting it back in. Continuing with her nastiness she puts her fingers in her ass licking them when she takes them out. In walks some Steven French, who tears off a piece of duct tape and tapes up Britney's pussy because apparently it's not going to be put to use. They do some fingering and then she moves on to the oral. Britney shows what a dirty girl she can be in this scene, with deep throats, ball play and even good nasty rimming as he holds her face to his ass. Things may go against a few viewers tastes as some of the acts become a bit degrading. Britney gets spit on, her head pushed down and even slapped during oral and anal sex. But these things never faze her and only proves she is the best at what she offers. The scene ends with a pop to her mouth followed by more spitting. The angles are in your face and well done, but at times--particulary during oral--Britney's long hair kept falling in her face and in the way of the shot. And while the sex is pretty hot and intense, Britney's never really been my taste. She's the kind of star that has no reaction to the action. Which to me is a turnoff. Instead of getting into the scene she blabs on about 'do this,' 'do that,' 'I'm this,' 'I'm that,' which only grows tiring.
Brandi Lyons, Scott Lyons
Oral, Anal, ATM, ICM
Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, 69, Doggy
Brandi is an amazing brunette with small, round breasts and nice, sexy blue eyeliner. She looks amazing in her mini, army uniform as she leans over the couch and plays with the plug up her rear. She begins much the same way that Britney did, by saying what she's wants and sucking her fingers and the toy. In walks this really skinny guy who gives her butt some tongue and big globs of spit. Brandi goes on to give the guy a pretty sloppy blowjob, that she executes with good energy. The anal is much more tame here, but more exciting as I find Brandi a much more attractive girl and far more into her scene. When she goes into doggy there are some nice gape shots and the scene end with an internal pop and Brandi winking to push it out onto the couch.
Rio is an okay looking Latina. Kneeling on a bed she begins licking her fingers and testing her ass while she tells us what a dirty girl she is. After a few minutes of this she pulls out a double ended dildo putting one end in her rear and one in her shaved, dark pussy. The Mr.Steve French joins her and gets her loose and they do some nice changeups, including a piledriver which I hadn't seen in a while (viva la piledriver).
This was a really good scene, but I didn't care much for it after having viewed the first two. At the begining the guy kept slipping out, so it became laughable. But once the two felt their grooves, things got better. I didn't care for the accents of either actor as broken English to me is always a bit of a scene breaker, but that's just me. It ends with French performing a facial which he dedicates to Vince--an inside joke I assume.
Oral, Anal, ATM, Facial
Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Piledrive,
Layla Jade has a nasty British accent that sounds even dirtier when she invites us to play with her ass. Wearing a camouflaged bikini and hat, she leans over the couch fingering and spanking her round rear. Layla is another decent looking girl. She appears to be older than the other women of the film, but her bleahed hair makes her look a few years younger. Layla lays into Juan Cuba with some oral attention. When the couple go into their motions it is the weakest of the film. Both actors are into the scene but by the end of the flick we've already seem the more exciting footage. I really dug the second piledrive, and this time there was some gaping and regardless of age Layla's ass is damn near perfect. Again the comments of both actors got in the way of the scene. I found them distracting and unnecessary. Ends with a solid facial.
There was much that I like about Army of Ass 2. Most notably Brandi Lyons, who was robbed in my opinion and should have been on the cover of the film. But I like Britney also, as she is a girl that goes beyond her limits and takes some on some heavy roles. At times I just wish she could find her place in the scene a bit more, instead of acting on the passive end as though the action is more than just a chore. And although her scene here may be too intense for some viewers--containing some slapping, force and spitting--the other three are much more tame. The other two girls are fairly standard and because they both came after the scenes with Brandi and Britney, I wanted something within par, and was let down. The camera work in the film was excellent and editing well done. I found much of the 'dialogue' unecessary and tedious, however. In my opinion one can only take so much dirty talk and after a few minutes it only becomes repetitive drivel. So in my opinion, I would say Rent It because while it is a good, strong film, it doesn't merit rushing out to buy.