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Baker's Dozen

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/2/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Brandon Iron's Baker's Dozen

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Brandon Iron

Cast: Alicia Rhodes, Manuel Ferrara, Dwayne Cumminz, Carlton Banks, Juan Cuba, Arthur McAurthur, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Tony Swan, Errk, Jerk, Robbie James, Bosco, Dick Nasty, Steven French, Jim Been, Kevin M., Mickey G., Phil Her Gash, Marco Nero, Jake Malone, Sophia, Mandingo, Andrew Rivera, Bishop, Ryan Sweet, Brad Baldwin, Otto Bauer, Tone, Dillan Lauren, Tyler Wood, Kay Loy, Juan Luna, Jim Beems On

Length: 112.5 minutes

Date of Production: 1/20/2004

Extra's: The extras were quite extensive on this DVD. They included a lot of bonus footage in various forms and even a quick BJ given to Brandon by Sophia (not the gal on the front DVD cover). In order, Sophia Explains "Baker's Dozen", Bonus Footage (a couple minutes of BJ footage), a director's biography of Brandon Iron, 24 minutes of photoshoot footage, 10 minutes of extra tease footage, a cast list by scene (thanks!), a cumshot recap, a lengthy photogallery, 8.5 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage, trailers and a double sided DVD cover. In short, there was a lot of value added material in this one. Yay!

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the typical 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot. There was some grain and minor video noise but the action was generally hot enough to keep your attention focused elsewhere (if you catch my drift). I didn't see any compression artifacts and the fleshtones were accurate so you won't be fussing about this one. The audio was generally average, presented in the usual stereo English, with minimal separation between the channels and limited dynamic range.

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Body of Review: Two words come to mind when I think of hardcore, kinky, circus act sex: Brandon Iron. The performer turned director is so cutting edge that some online retailers don't even carry his full product line, afraid to test their Constitutional rights in case some over zealous prosecutor decides to go after them. That doesn't seem to have had much effect on Brandon's works of late since he still makes titles like Baker's Dozen. The movie had three lengthy scenes and after each of them, a horde of guys would have a scene with the gal who would blow them before they dropped their semen all over her face. If you like such action, you're going to be very happy with this gonzo release, so read the following scene breakdowns if you're interested:

Scene One: Alicia, a curvy blonde English gal who has lost some weight lately (but still looks good), was first up. Manuel delivered her some donuts and she wanted extra cream. She invited him into her house, taking him onto the back pool deck for some action. They kissed, rubbed each other and then the real fun began as sucked her breasts, massaged and ate her ass, and then started plugging her like crazy with his penis in her backdoor. She displayed a major gape and then did some ATM (ass to mouth) before they went back to boning. He did more anal screwing and then tapped her pussy (going back to anal all over the yard) before finishing up with her on the diving board. There was some tea bagging action and she rimmed him a bit before he unloaded his troops on her face. The hot scene then took a turn for the bizarre when she started blowing a group of guys including Dwayne, Carlton, Juan, Arthur, Arnold, Tony, Errk, Jerk, Robbie, Bosco, Dick, Steven, Jim, Kevin, Mickey, Phil, Marco, Jake (more than a baker's dozen). They all ended it by dousing her face with their loads and that was pretty weird.

Scene Two: Sophia, a cute gal that has been in a few movies lately, teased the camera with her implants and sweet ass inside a large room. Mandingo joined her soon afterwards and the two began getting warmed up for the action about to take place. For those who don't know who he is, it should be known that there has recently been a dispute about the name "Mandingo" and variations of the name have popped up all over the place (the original Mandingo goes by the name Fred Foolish or Fred Dingo these days). This guy did have a lengthy penis though and fans of interracial sex will appreciate his sword as much as her desire to try it on for size. She blew him, taking in only a bit more than the tip, before he pounded her pussy much deeper than I'd have thought possible. She rode him long and hard, bearing the assault with a mixture of pleasure and pain. She then let him bone her ass, with him driving even deeper this time, before she did some ATM action. It ended for the couple when she took his large load to her face. The formula then had Juan, Steven, Andrew, Bishop, Ryan, Brad, Carlton, Otto, Kevin, Tone walk in on her and she blew them with lots of gusto. They gave her a good soaking, although not as much as the last scene, and the scene ended with her seeming to be fulfilled. Whew!

Scene Three: Dillan, the cute redhead from the front DVD cover, teased the camera a lot and then had her scene with Michael on a couch. They did some energetic oral and straight sex with PTM (pussy to mouth) before the anal action began. He took it slow at first, showing me he's a gentlemen for all his rough sex scenes, and then built up the tempo of the scene as he got faster and faster hammering away at the tight ass. She didn't do as much tasting as the other two gals in the movie but she did take the facial well. She then strolled out onto the patio for an oral session with Otto, Tyler, Ryan, Kay, Juan, Robbie, Dwayne, Jim, Juan, Steven, Andrew, Bishop, Ryan, Brad, Carlton, Kevin, and Tone. She blew them for a short period of time but they spent twice as long dumping their loads onto her face.

Summary: I'm going to give this one a rating of Highly Recommended since it provides exactly the type of action it advertises (give or take a sperm donor or two). The sex scenes themselves were solid with lots of energy and chemistry and the ending sequences with the oral theme were a bit much for my sensibilities but are sure to please Brandon's fans that have shown, over time, to really want the nastiest facials available.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of many recent performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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