Cast: Layla Jade, Amber Rain, Natasha Dolling, Britney Foster, Fallon Sommers, Lee
Stone, Fabio, John West, Pat Myne, Benjamin Brat, Rod Lightning, Tony Montana,
Filthy Frank Falone, Wankus and Frank Bukkwyd
Length: 1 hour 15 minutes
Extras: Behind the Scenes featurette [29:13].
Audio/Video: The video is displayed in the standard 1.33:1 full frame ratio and there were no artifacts or
grain. The picture quality was consistent with features shot on video. The audio
was pretty clear, though there was a low audible hum whenever the judges read
Body Of Review: American
Idol, this ain't.
Frank Bukkwyd is the host for this "talent" show,
and Frank Falone, Rod Lightning and Tony Montana are the judges. After the girls
introduce themselves, they are shown competing in a variety of events on their
way to become "the Ripe Peach".Basically,
this feature consists of 5 separate sex scenes, the acts of which are divided into "events"
and intercut with some amusing non-sexual "events".
The first event is Oral Response. The ladies are shown
getting licked by their respective partners as they moan. Britney was not
entered in the event since she was apparently giving judge #1, Frank Falone, a
blow job. The four ladies were convincing in their moaning and enjoyment while
getting licked, however, Natasha brought more heat.
Up next is the "Drama Sequence"
portion of the contest. Each lady is handed a script and must act out the scene
with the host, Frank. Britney seemed to take this event the most serious, but
Layla played up the dumb blonde role hilariously by pretending to have a hard
time reading words such as "neither" and "late".
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The next event was "Blow Jobs". Natasha
didn't really take it as deep as she could've, while Britney's scene was too
short [though it was visually pleasing to watch her tits bounce while she was on
her knees]. Fallon and Amber, however, were much better, bringing the heat with
some impressive deep throating.
Advantage: Draw - Fallon &
The next event, Strength And Hand/Eye Coordination,
consisted of the contestants having to drive a nail into two boards with the
least amount of hammering. On her first whack, Natasha knocked the nail away
instead of hammering it down. Fallon, on the other hand, pounded it in with only
six hits, but points were lost since she pounded it in crooked. However, those points
were recovered when she
flashed her ass to the judges as she was walking off the stage. Amber spent her
time rubbing the handle of the hammer against her pussy while trying to convince
the host, Frank, that he should do it. Layla, after taking a couple of hits with the BOTTOM
of the handle, gave up after three whacks and picked up the boards and began
"driving" it by making car noises while pretending she was steering.
Britney was the only one that actually drove the nail in, hammering it in only
During the next event, First Position, Amber and Fallon did
a pretty good job riding. But Natasha, bent over for some doggystyle, and
Britney, flat on her back and talking dirty during missionary, brought the most
Advantage: Draw - Britney &
One Minute Of Talking Dirty was the next
event. Amber didn't really do that well since she kept talking to Frank, who
repeatedly told her that he wasn't voting. Britney fared even worse in my
opinion since she addressed the judges instead of the camera. Fallon and Natasha
were merely adequate, but the best was Layla, who dominated this event. Hands
The final event was the Second Position. Natasha looked
very sexy while
she did some reverse cowgirl riding before taking a shot to the mouth. Fallon
got a workout from behind as she was leaning up against a workout machine until
she took a shot to her mouth. Amber had some unimpressive missionary going on,
before taking a shot to her chest. And Britney's tight body looked sexy as hell
while she was bent over getting fucked doggystyle until she took a shot to her
Advantage: Britney & Natasha.
Concluding Words: Even though the "events" seemed to be extremely short, I enjoyed this
feature. The sex, for the most part, was pretty good and the non-sexual events
were funny. Reading through this review you might wonder why I don't mention
Layla's sexual performance. Well, her entire sex scene looks as if it was shot
in front of a blue screen and they added footage of someone
taking a drive to it [see screencap to the left]. What I could make out from the
scene, the dominance that Layla exhibited during the "One Minute Of Talking
Dirty" seemed to be on full display. It's just a shame we couldn't see
As for extras, there's a 29 minute "Behind
the Scenes" featurette that abruptly ends once Frank gives
Amber a lick when she's on the couch [Britney is shown in the beginning credits,
but she's not seen at all]. These gripes aside, i'd feel comfortable giving this
flick a rent it. Perhaps if the sexual "events" had been a little longer, there were some more
extras and if they fixed Layla's sex scene, it would've rated a recommended.
Oh, and by the way, the judges didn't
pick a winner since they ended up getting into a fight as they were trying to
tally up their votes. But I have a feeling it would've resulted in a tie between
Britney and Natasha, for sure.