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Nasty As I Wanna Be

Studio: Vivid » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 5/7/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Compilation

Cast: See review.

Length: approx 2hrs

Extras: "Bonus Room" [3 extra scenes], "Behind the Scenes", & a Photo Gallery. There are also some previews, an ad for Vivid's website & something called "Sexy Talk" which is actually the FORCED phone sex ads at the beginning [does anyone actually PAY for that..?]

Audio/Video: The video is 1.33:1 full frame ratio. Since the ten scenes are culled from ten different films, the picture quality and audio is inconsistent. The majority are shot on video and have acceptable audio and video.

Preface about compilations: It's my belief that compilations are much better than full features. I mean, think about it. Why do people watch Adult films? Is it for the compelling storylines? How 'bout the Oscar worthy acting? Nope. It's for sex. Plain and simple. These Vivid compilations serve that purpose. They present you with a DVD that cuts all the bull and gets down to business. 

Now, as far as Tia goes...i'm a BIG fan of hers. Well, maybe I shouldn't say FAN...by definition that'd be the wrong word. How 'bout...admirer. While I don't racially discriminate when it comes to females, I find i'm more attracted to Latin females. Tia, according to a bio that I found, is of Latin/Greek descent. So you know what that means...

I really can't judge her on her acting ability [not that you'd necessarily CARE about that], but I can tell you that i've YET to see a scene of hers where it seems she's just "going through the motions". That's why in the following review, i'll rarely comment on her performance. You know that old saying: "If you can't say anything nice...don't say anything at all"? I believe the opposite. If I think she's giving a bad performance, hormones aside, i'll let ya know.


Scene from "2nd Coming": Tia Bella, Jill Kelly
Acts Included: Oral.
This was a HOT scene. It begins with Tia trying on a sexy pink outfit for Jill. It doesn't stay on too long though and before we know it, Tia's laying back on the ottoman spread open and having her pussy devoured by Jill. After Tia returns the favor, a transparent double headed dildo is brought out for some action. It doesn't stay too long and is shortly replaced by a black anal intruder. Tia uses it to work Jill's ass over quite a bit. As this is happening, the scene cuts to another couple on a balcony observing the action. After a few "ariel" shots of our couple, the action which ends with Tia laying on Jill. The camera pans up to the couple that was watching, now being shoo-ed away by a dwarf who's nodding at Jill. 

I'm not one for girl/girl scenes. As long as the entire disc isn't filled with them, I don't necessarily mind 'em. But I don't seek 'em out. This one, however, brought the heat. In spades. In fact, this clip made me want to check out the entire flick.


Scene from "Camera Shy": Tia Bella, Charlie & Sindee Coxx
Acts Included: Oral.
We begin the scene, as Tia's sitting in a chair having Charlie touch up her makeup while Sindee, who's the photographer, starts snapping pics. Charlie decides to ditch the makeup applicator and do a little "touching up" on Tia's breasts with her tongue. Eventually, Sindee gets rid of the camera and gets involved, taking over where Charlie left off. Charlie straddles Sindee and plays with her for a while. Once a pink double-headed dildo joins the action, Tia is the first one that feels it. Charlie's next...and the way she's positioned allows Sindee to straddle the other end of the dildo -- making it the first double-headed dildo double simultaneous penetration i've seen on disc. Unfortunately, it doesn't last long [probably due to the uncomfortability of Charlie's position]. 

This wasn't a bad scene. It's always good to see Charlie's juicy tits and sexy smile. Add Tia to the mix, and you have the makings of a great scene.


Scene from "Extreme Janine": Tia Bella, Charilie, Randi Rage, Roxanne Hall, Stephanie Swift, Tye (Candy) & Janine
Acts Included: Oral.
First problem with this scene? It's all girls. 

Second problem with this scene? It states that Tia's in it. However, i've now watched it six times and, unless she had radical reconstructive surgery, she's nowhere on it. Nor is Charlie, who's also listed on the credit.

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Well, this scene has the girls going at it in a room filled with S&M equipment. There's some play with a vibrator, a dildo and a strap on. After pouring milk or some orther white gooey substance on Janine, the ladies take turns using a dildo on her before ending the scene by pouring hot candle wax all over her tits, ass and pussy.

I really didn't care for this scene.


Scene from "Fresh": Tia Bella & TJ Hart
Acts Included: Oral.
After some pretty lengthy spit swapping, TJ and Tia get down to business by stripping off their dresses. Once naked, TJ stands Tia against a concrete beam and begins giving her pussy a good licking. Tia reciprocates with some pretty good licking and fingering herself. 

This wasn't a bad scene. Short, but not too bad. However...



Scene from "Fresh": Tia Bella, TJ Hart & James Bonn
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Yep.
This scene literally begins at the exact point that the previous one ends. In fact, I think it's kinda shady on Vivid's part that they turned what was essentially one scene into two. Not to mention that this particular scene is on some other Tia compilations too. Well, onto the scene...

James walks in on Tia as she's kneeling in front of TJ giving her a licking. After being invited over, he quickly whips out his dick so TJ can give it a pretty weak sucking. Once she's done, she bends over for some doggystyle while munching on a reclining Tia. Next up is missionary for TJ while Tia observes, and at times plays with herself. The scene ends with James shooting on TJ's stomach with some manual stimulation from Tia. 

While there's no penetration for Tia, watching TJ fuck wasn't that bad. While her oral skill were weak, she has a nice body and she generated some heat.


Scene from "Gettin' Lucky": Tia Bella & Nick East
Acts Included: Oral.
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl. Doggystyle.
Condoms: Yep.
After Nick undresses her, Tia quickly kneels down to give Nick a blowjob. It must be pointed out that Tia looks quite sexy wearing a black thong and stockings. They switch positions and now Nick's giving his tongue a workout on Tia. After a brief reverse cowgirl, he bends her over for some doggystyle until he shoots on her ass.

Weird. I reviewed this scene on a previous Tia Bella compilation. However, there seem to be some positions missing. Having said that, this scene was quite short.


Scene from "the Look": Tia Bella & Sunny
Acts Included: Oral.
After a brief amount of foreplay, Sunny kneels down behind Tia gives her ass a licking. Once Tia's dress comes off, Sunny dives between Tia's legs to lick her pussy. When she's done, Sunny lets Tia return the favor. The ladies take turn licking each other in what looks like a warehouse loading elevator until the scene ends with Sunny biting Tia's inner thigh. Apparently, Sunny's a vampire.

Didn't care for the locale. Didn't care for Sunny. Didn't care for this scene.



Scene from "Secrets & Lies": Tia Bella & AJ
Acts Included: Oral.
Positions: Cowgirl. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Yep.
The scene takes place in what looks like a storage room. AJ and Tia are kissing before he dives between her thighs to give his tongue a workout. Tia returns the favor by giving him a quick blowjob before sitting on it for some cowgirl. Next up is some sexy reverse cowgirl, before some brief missionary. The scene ends with Tia milking AJ until he shoots on her face and chest.

Tia looked extremely sexy while she was riding AJ reverse cowgirl, and the shot at the end was hot too. However, I didn't care much for her partner.


Scene from "Sin-A-Matic 3": Tia Bella, AJ & Jon Dough
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Cowgirl. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope.
Tia's crouching behind the counter having her tits massaged before she opens up to give AJ a blowjob while she rubs her pussy. She stands up to let AJ briefly finger her, until he gets behind her for some doggystyle. As this is happening, Jon walks in. He says he has some late tapes he needs to return. AJ tells him they're busy, and Jon agrees to come back. But, as he's about to leave, Tia says it's alright if he wants to stay. Once Jon locks the door, he steps behind the counter and Tia begins an oral workout on him while AJ is still behind her trying to maintain the illusion that he's DOING something to her. Eventually, Jon switches places and after Tia gives AJ a few more seconds of "mercy oral", he disappears [thankfully!] leaving Jon to finish up with Tia alone. There's some reverse cowgirl and some cowgirl before Tia ends the scene by crouching down to suck Jon until he shoots on her chest.

This was a hot scene. Tia looked hot as hell and once Jon joined the picture, the sex got much hotter. AJ, on the other hand, is someone I would never want to see again.


Scene from "Where the Boys Aren't 11": Tia Bella & Jenteal
Acts Included: Oral.
While Dyanna is interrogating a handcuffed Jenteal, Tia begins stripping. What follows is your standard girl/girl stuff. Dyanna watches, but doesn't get involved. Pretty standard scene, not to mention short. There was some heat, but I wasn't feeling it.


Bonus Scene from "ECU: Sunrise": Rebecca Love & Pat Myne
Bonus Scene from "the Most Beautiful Girl In the World": Ashley Blue & Randy Spears
Bonus Scene from "Wild Poppy": Olivia Saint & Dillion Day

Concluding Words: I'm beginning to believe that Vivid is doing their damnedest to milk as much money as possible out of Tia Bella fans. This is the fourth Tia compilation i've reviewed, and eight out of the ten scenes on this disc are on a variety of those. In fact, one of the "new" scene not featured on the other compilations doesn't feature Tia at ALL. NOt to mention, that some of the scenes on this disc have cuts that aren't on the other compilations. 

As I stated in the preface, Tia Bella is one of my all-time favorite actresses. Besides her beauty, she generates major heat in practically every scene she's in. However, the configuration of scenes on this disc wasn't as strong as the previous compilations. Therefore, this disc gets a skip it with a recommendation to check out one of the other Tia Bella compilations.

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