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Any Dorm In A Storm

Studio: Vivid » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 5/8/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Feature

Director: Tommy Ganz

Cast: Kira Kener, Desert Rose, April, Dru Berrymore, Rebecca Bardoux, Faith Adams, Brittney Skye, Mickey G, TJ Cummings, Eric Masterson, Steven St. Croix (non-sex)

Length: 1 Hour 11 Minutes

Production Date: 03/25/2002

Extras: 5 Bonus Scenes, Behind the Scenes, Photo Galleries, Various Position Recaps (i.e. Cum Shot Recap, Blow Job Recap, etc.)

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. The quality lives up to the standards set by Vivid, not extremely good. The picture is troubled with a grain and lacks sharpness. There are also issues with lighting, with the scenes generally poorly lit. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo. It's not extremely impressive either, as it has a slight hiss in the audio track. Overall, not the best quality, but better than some. Fortunately, for the most part, the technical issues of quality will not ruin viewing pleasure. However, the loud background music just might!

Body of Review: Any Dorm in a Storm was originaly released in 2002 and now is available on DVD. It stars one of my favorite Vivid girls, Kira Kener. In this feature, Kira takes on the role as a writer. Things aren't going very well for her and she finds herself managing a hostel. What kind of porno would this be without sex? As it turns out, the inhabitants aren't afraid to make a little whoopie! Join Kira as she stumbles from room to room and sees people having sex. But before you proceed, I should warn you... fans of Kira might be a little disappointed with this really lax title. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Rebecca Bardoux, Mickey G
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal
Positions: Missionary, Doggie
Condoms: Yes
Rebecca is an older porn star. She has been in the industry for over ten years. She is fairly attractive, with a cute face and a decent body. In this scene she joins up with Mickey G for a little action. They open with oral sex. Mickey licks her pussy and she moans loudly. Next she takes him in her mouth and gives him a blow job. The oral sex is pretty standard stuff, fairly laidback and not a whole lot of energy. They finished up the scene by having sex and end with the cum shot on Rebecca's tits. This action was pretty decent, but wasn't a turn on.

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Scene 2: Desert Rose, Eric Masterson
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: Yes
This little girl is cute. She has a really young and innocent look. Her body seems to reinforce this, as she has small breasts and a petite body. In this scene, this young hottie joins up with Eric. They open with oral sex. It isn't anything too impressive. Rose seems to moan in a monotonic fashion while Eric eats her out. The blow job is conducted in a very slow slow fashion. She doesn't use her hands and tends to take Eric deep down her throat. The rest of the scene is over fairly quick, with the two engaging in straight sex. It's not impressive at all. There just wasn't very much chemistry between the pair.

Scene 3: April, Dru Berrymore
Acts Included: Toys, Oral
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Both April and Dru are pretty well known in the adult industry. They have been around for a while. In this scene, these two cute girls take each other on for a little girl/girl play. The majority of the action occurs in a poorly lit room. It's not fascinating stuff, but just some plain and simple oral sex. Of course, once they break out the dildos and vibrators, it's a different story... actually, it doesn't get anymore exciting. I like these girls' faces and they have nice bodies, but they just didn't pull off a great girl/girl scene.

Scene 4: Brittany Skye, Faith Adams, TJ Cummings
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Missionary, Doggie
Condoms: Yes
Some people prefer blondes and others brunettes. What if you could have both? TJ, one lucky guy, ends up with two very attractive girls. Brittany is a blonde with a great set of tits and a hot body. Faith is a brunette who has a great tight body, but small boobs. The action opens with a lot of foreplay. Then before you know it, the two babes are down on their knees sucking off TJ. This looks decent, but the girls don't seem to work well with each other. The action look slightly awkward. The rest of the scene focuses on sex and has Faith using a dildo on herself. Overall, I really liked the cast, but not the scene. The action just didn't seem right, with the girls not really connecting together.

Scene 5: Kira Kener, TJ Cummings
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: Yes
Well, after sitting through an hour of dialogue and fairly bland action, it's Kira's turn for a little action. Kira is in bed, naked of course. TJ shows up and jerks off. Kira gets out of bed and relieves him of his duty. Kira does a bit of sucking, but mostly jerks him off. This action is really bland. They finish up with some quick sex and a cum shot on her stomach. This was overall a pretty bad scene. The action was pretty bland, with it being over too soon.. Kira is a hot girl who deserves more than 10 minutes of camera time for her sex scenes.

Concluding Words: I was really disappointed with this feature. There were a few things I really didn't like about it. The biggest complaint was the content. There just wasn't a lot of stuff going on. All of the scenes were over fairly quickly. The action itself just wasn't that attractive. Kira being featured girl of this film, you'd expect to see her in a lot of action. There was a single scene that was almost 10 minutes long and it wasn't that exciting. This film seemed to lack its greatest attraction, Kira. I'm a huge fan of her, but this title was plain miss. It has skip it written on it. However, die hard fans may want to check this out as a rental.

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