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Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/9/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Invasian!: Special Edition Director's Set

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo, Asian Women

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Sabrine Maui, Lexington Steele, Charmane Star, Jules Jordan, Rose, Brian Pumper, Toni Ribas, Luci Thai, Tee Real, Sable Simms, Cris Taliana, Nautica Thorn, Arnold, Phil

Length: 169.5 minutes

Date of Production: 2/12/2004

Extra's: The best extra was probably the 51.5 minutes of extra sex footage with the gals having sex, either solo or with the males. That gave the double disc set a lot of fuck for the buck and the addition of two bonus scenes (oral only though), added even more to the equation. The bonus trailers, filmographies, Jules Jordan biography, and photogallery were just icing on the cake.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot. The picture had some of the usual issues with grain, lighting and video noise but fans of Jules will know exactly what to expect. It was never so bad that combined with the camera angles (often not optimal either), you couldn't see most of the action but it wasn't as clear and crisp as I'd have liked either. The audio was presented in the same stereo audio that Evil Angel generally provides and aside from some minor variations in the vocal levels, it was also about what I'd expect of the DVD set.

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Body of Review: If you mention the name Jules Jordan in a crowd of porn watchers, you'll likely get a mixed reaction where some people will love him and others will think he's kind of lame. Personally, I lean towards liking him far more often than not since I maintain he has an eye for what works sexually on camera. If he just had someone helping him with the lighting and camera work, he'd be great in my book but he still has a lot of talent. His latest release is a double disc set Invasian!, a movie that focuses on some of the hottest Asian gals in the jizz bizz. The formula was simple, the women pranced around in lingerie and teased the camera for a little while before having sex with various males. If this sounds good to you, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Sabrine, the gal on the lower middle of the front DVD cover with the awesome ass, and the powerful Lexington were up first. Her outfit accentuated her nice body and she pranced around before masturbating with a black dildo (doing some ATM with it) before Lex walked up behind her. She orally pleased him, spitting on his massive meat missile in order to lube it up for her throat action, and took as much as she could down her throat. He then started boning her tight pussy, cramming in as much as he could, despite the limitations involved (she's tiny and he's huge). He then gave her a little oral action before planting his penis in her backdoor (with some ATM to match her earlier PTM). The lighting was weak and the camera angles sub-par but she did take most of his dick up her ass for those who want to know. He did most of the work when the sex took place and she did the work in the oral portion so the overall effect was a good scene.

Scene Two: Charmane, the gal in the upper right hand corner of the front DVD cover, and Jules had the second scene. She wore a white fur top and pink fishnet tights as she posed for the camera in the tease sequence. I think she got off during the masturbation action but it wasn't until Jules started working her (either orally or in the screwing session) that she really shined. He's not exactly a muscular guy but she's so small that even he looked strong by comparison and the two showed some energy and chemistry that made it a winner of a scene. Oral, straight, and PTM were the actions of the day this time.

Scene Three: Rose, the lean cutie on the lower left hand side of the front DVD cover, Brian, and Toni, had the next scene. She wore a fetish style outfit and carried a riding crop as she posed for the camera and teased the viewer. Her moves seemed more practiced then the previous two gals and it really worked in terms of generating heat for me. The oral and straight sex were good and she seemed to know how to milk a nut far better than average but fans of slightly rougher sex will like the action even more as it had quite an edge as it progressed. At its most extreme, she took both of them in her pussy at once and swallowed their loads to close out a hot scene.

Scene Four: Luci, the gal featured on the cover (lower right hand side wearing black lingerie), Brian, and Tee had the next scene. It's easy to see why she was the showcased woman here since she positively oozed sexuality and that lingerie she wore gave me a problem walking for hours afterwards. The tease was hot and the sex even hotter as the guys found her sexual talents were not limited in any major way. From the oral to the straight to the anal, she proved that she had what it took to do it all. I was kind of surprised that they didn't go even further with her but considering the circumstances, I suppose it's for the best as they'd have torn her up if they went much further.

Scene Five: Sable, the lean gal in the middle of the upper front DVD cover, and Jules were up next as she wore an outfit similar to Sabrine's and handcuffs so he could control her better. They were fur-lined and he was gentle with her as he toyed with her curvy body but it wasn't long before he had the blindfolded gal blowing him. She did a decent job and he then gave her some oral pleasure in return before they boned endlessly. It wasn't the best sex of the show although she did most of the real work and seemed limited mainly by his abilities.

Scene Six: Cris and Nautica, the couple of cuties on the upper left hand side of the front DVD cover, and Jules had a scene after the gals did some lesbian antics in the kitchen. They rimmed one another, sucked pussy and fingered in a few positions but ultimately, they needed some meat. After doing each other for a while, they crawled over to Jules and started making out with him and getting him ready for the sex by blowing him together. Sadly, the action never came and the scene was limited to oral only but it was still good for that type of scene.

Bonus Scene One: Luci, Arnold, and Phil had an oral-only scene that lasted over seventeen minutes. There was more tease, more lingerie, and more of her Hoover Vacuum abilities on the meat pipes, making this a winner.

Bonus Scene Two: Charmane and Jules had the second bonus scene after she pranced about in a fuzzy top and short skirt, all the while sucking a lollipop. She looked better here than in most scenes I've seen her in over the years, something Jules can be proud of.

Summary: Invasian! was a movie that had so much replay value and such a solid cast of hotties that any rating less than Highly Recommended would be a travesty. Sure, the production values weren't great but the heat and chemistry combined with all the extras made this one a winner on many levels. If you like Asian gals having hot sex, you've come to the right place.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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