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I'm Into Natural Tits


Studio: Vivid » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 5/16/04


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Compilation

Director: Jim Enright, Ralph Parfait, Paul Thomas, David Stanley, Rob Dee, Cash Markman and Toni English

Cast: Cassidey, Ian Daniels, Christy Canyon, Krista Maze, Jon Dough, Angel Long, Aurora Snow, Brian Surewood, Taya, Cheyne Collins, Sunrise Adams, Slim Shady, Cherie, Steven St. Croix, Taylor St. Claire, Randy Spears, Taylor Hayes, Rachel Rotten, Rob Rotten, Ava Vincent, Dillion Day, Mila, Colt Steele, Kyle Stone

Length: 1:52

Production Date: Various (from 1996 to 2003)

Extras: Bonus Room, Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes, Previews, More Adult Fun, The Web

The Web and More Adult Fun are just repeats of the forced phone sex and website ads at the beginning of the disc, so no need to look there. The Photo Gallery is a bit annoying, as it's an automatic slide show with some relatively grating music. Not being able to control it makes the waiting aggravating. The Previews are done as one long chapter, with no scene selection, but feature trailers for Frosted, Ring Me Up, Jackie & Jill and Eye Spy Dasha. The whole thing comes in just under five minutes. That leaves the best two for last.

The Bonus Room includes three clips (approximately 10 minutes each) with some nice sample sex. First up is a scene from Sweet Hearts, starring Michelle Michaels, Eric Price and Jordan Perry. They're filming a porn film in a jail, but the cameraman gets in on the action with a hot blow job and some tabletop tapping. Up next is a clip from Swirl, featuring April in a cheerleading outfit getting TJ Cummings off in the locker room with a wet BJ and some energetic reverse cowgirl action. Capping things off, Cummings returns, this time hooking up with Lola, in a scene from Thrills, Pt. 2. This well-lit scene takes place in a hallway, and culminates in a moonlight facial.

The bonus scenes are good, but the Behind the Scenes feature is where it's at. Shot during the making of The Low Lifes (a scene of which is included on this DVD), this look at the way a porn movie is made is informative and often quite funny. These are real people who are working for a living, but have a sense of humor about what they do. Probably the best feature I've seen on an adult DVD.

Audio/Video: With a wide range of production dates, the quality of the video on this disc swings wildly, from the dark and grainy look of Domination Nation 2 to the crisp visuals of The Low Lifes. As a general rule, the older the clip, the worse it looks. Considering the production values of Vivid films, the majority of the scenes are top-notch for their age. The audio tends towards quality, with a few scenes falling short, again a result of how old the film is.

Body of Review: Are you into natural breasts? If so, it is time to celebrate. Big nasty implants--be gone! I'm Into Natural Tits is here! This comp of Vivid's best work by the true-tits covers a wide spectrum for nature lovers, from washboard chests to the big and bouncy--it's all here. Of course, with the preponderance of surgically-enhanced love lumps in porn today, Vivid had to go back in time a bit to find some girls that hump the way God made them. But that doesn't hurt this disc in the least.

With 10 scenes in all, there's plenty for everyone, so let's dive in and see what's out front.

Scene 1: Cassidey, Ian Daniels (Diary of Desire)
Acts Included: Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie
Condoms: Yes
Starting off the show is this couch romp, that kicks off with a bit of oral swapping, before heading into a nice trio of coitus. Cassidey rides Ian in reverse, getting him going well, and then pounds him hard in doggie-style, but when it's time for him to deliver the goods on her freckled face, he's a bit short on ammo, spraying a small burst into her mouth. A disappointing ending.

Scene 2: Christy Canyon, Krista Maze, Jon Dough (Domination Nation 2)
Acts Included: Oral (M/F), Daisy Chain, Vaginal
Positions: Sit on face, Missionary, Side Entry, Cowgirl, Doggie
Condoms: Yes
I'm a Christy Canyon fan from way back, so to see her and her natural wonders here was a definite treat. In what seems to be a porn version of Encino Man, Christy and Krista double-team caveman Jon, getting into some three-way oral action, with Canyon bouncing her amazing breasts while grinding on Jon's tongue. Christy gets most of the sex here (thankfully) taking Jon's cock from every direction, until he gives Krista a bit of beef from behind, along with a cum shower on her lower back. Then it gets really weird, as Christy sucks the cum up through a crazy straw, spits it in a cup and hands it to Krista, to have her put it in a cooler. Almost makes me want to see the rest of the flick. The best part here is the unbelievably cheesy music and dialogue, which fits every sterotype of old adult flicks.

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Scene 3: Angel Long, Aurora Snow, Brian Surewood (Extreme Close-Up: Taya)
Acts Included: Oral (M/F), Toy Play, Daisy Chain, Rimjob, Anal, Facial
Positions: Daisy Chain, Doggie
Condoms: Yes
The scene starts off simple enough, with Angel plowing her pussy on the kitchen counter with a purple vibe, while Aurora blows Brian in the hallway. After a few moments in her mouth, Brian brings her over to the kitchen, and gets her up on the counter to eat out Angel, while he feasts at her buffet. The vibe is passed to Brian, and he puts it to good use on Aurora. Then, there's an odd intermission with a title card that says "Anal?", followed by a black girl saying how much anal hurt. Then we're back with Angel and friends, and the threesome continues in the living room. Brian gets deep into Angel's ass, and the pretty blonde goes down on Aurora. After a bit of this, they give Brian a tag-team blowjob, until he unloads on Angel's face. Would have been better without the offputting break.

Scene 4: Taya, Cheyne Collins (Gloves Off
Acts Included: Foot job, Oral (M), Vaginal
Positions: Doggie, Missionary
Condoms: Yes
This is one of the shorter clips, as well as one of the least interesting. But if you have a foot fetish, this is the one for you, as it opens with Taya using her stocking feet to jerk off Cheyne before giving his cock a passionate bath with her tongue. Here she reveals her tiny titties, probably the smallest here. The action moves onto the bed, where some doggie-style fucking leads to missionary sex, where our boy quickly spurts, dropping his seed on Taya's feet. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Scene 5: Sunrise Adams, Slim Shady (Good Things)
Acts Included: Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Standing Doggie, Standing Side Entry
Condoms: Yes
I think I've found a new favorite. Sunshine Adams doesn't have a porno face. She's got that cute, girl next door look that wouldn't look odd next to Reese Witherspoon. So when she's blowing Slim, it's even hotter. Most of the fucking her happens on the bathroom sink, between the soap dispenser and tampon machine. See...romance isn't dead. As Slim drives home his point in some inspired stand-up sex, Sunshine seems very into it, though she's shocked when Slim smacks her in the face with a burst of cum, giving her a heavy facial.

Scene 6: Cherie, Steven St. Croix, (Taylor Hayes (non-sex)) - (Hard Tails)
Acts Included: Oral (M/F), Vaginal
Positions: Cowgirl/Side Entry
Condoms: Yes
One of the older films included here, this is a dark and grainy clip, with troubled and out-of-sync audio. St. Croix has been a bane of my existence since his performance in "Ancient Asian Sex Secrets," so take this knowing that bias. The sex here lacks heat, with some uninspired oral on a diner countertop leading to more yawn-worthy contertop coupling. Having boring, plot-related shots of Hayes and her biker friends watching on TV interspersed through the sex didn't help.

Scene 7: Taylor St. Claire, Randy Spears (Loving Taylor)
Acts Included: Oral, Tit Fuck, Vaginal
Positions: Doggie, Missionary
Condoms: Yes
They could have chopped the plot bit at the beginning of this scene (in which Randy presents his cock, giftwrapped and tattooed with her name to Taylor), and gotten right down to the sex. It added nothing. Taylor goes to work gobbling down her new gift, before enveloping it in her tits for a spot of boobie bobbing. Randy decides to take over now, putting her into doggie-style, and then missionary, pounding away. Now here is where I have a concern. Taylor's tits barely move, despite Randy's thrusting. I'm somewhat bad at telling fake, reasonably-sized breasts, but this doesn't look right to me. Either way, after a few more pushes, Randy lets go in her mouth with an underwhelming cumshot.

Scene 8: Rachel Rotten, Rob Rotten (The Low Lifes)
Acts Included: Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Side entry, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie
Condoms: Yes
A real-life two-some, Rachel and Rob generate real heat on-screen. Unfortunately, half the time I was worrying he was going to impale her on one of his mohawk spikes. If you can get past the way they look (piercings and tattoos abound), this is very sexy couple, and their fuck-ability is high. the action takes place in a dirty men's room, where Rachel's sucking her man off. He returns the favor, licking out her slit, before sliding his cock on in. His furious pumping doesn't slow much, as they change to a reverse cowgirl and then some doggie-style. Rachel's impressive and pierced breasts are a delilght to watch as they bounced with Rob's fucking. His massive facial at the end covers her happy face in a sneak attack. Two things to note though. Despite their off-screen relationship, Rob wears a condom, and two, the music in the sceen is classical, including "Ride of the Valkyrie." Why?

Scene 9: Ava Vincent, Dillion Day (One Way Out)
Acts Included: Vaginal, Oral (M)
Positions: Doggie, Side Entry
Condoms: Yes
Is there something about natural tits that goes with foot fetishes? Once again we get a scene where the guy lets rip on her feet. I don't get it. Anyway, this scene is one of the comp's weaker links, featuring a rather short session, highlighted by Dillion's efforts to climb onto Ava's back and fuck her from there. It's an impressive effort to return to doggie-style's animal roots, but not enough to overcome the short length.

Scene 10: Mila, Colt Steele, Kyle Stone (The Stranger)
Acts Included: Daisy Chain, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Daisy Chain, Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggie
Condoms: Yes
As Mila, the self-annointed Queen of Nasty, leads the guys to her bedroom, my mind is racing. I can't imagine what this nasty whore is about to do with them. In the end, it was pretty tame for her. They start with some daisy-chain oral, with Mila in the middle, before Mila climbs onto Colt's cock. She pleasures Kyle the whole time, and allows them to switch places for some missionary fun. Kyle wants to explore the dark side of Mila though and changes entry points, exciting her into masturbation. It's Colt's turn then, and he takes her pussy from behind. At this point, the two guys are ready to blow, Colt in her mouth, and Kyle all over her face. It must be my opinion of Mila, but this scene wasn't that hot. Her constantly dirty mouth ended up making me feel dirty. Almost. Plus I was expecting some DP, and didn't get it.

Concluding Words: For those who love a nice set of original mammaries, this DVD is the one to own. It's so hard to find a single DVD that features only girls with their birthrights intact (though Taylor St. Claire stretches that credability), yet still good-looking, so to have one like this is a prize, especially since it's from Vivid. The appearances of a legend like Christy Canyon and an up and comer like Rachel Rotten make it all the more entertaining. Add in the excellent bonus features, and this is a disc worth several spins in your machine.



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