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Blonde and Blonder

Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/16/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Blonde And Blonder

Vivid Entertainment

Genre: Vignette

Director: Bo Edwards (Paul Thomas)

Cast: Briana Banks, Bobby Vitale, Julie Robbins, Sky Taylor, Mario Rossi, John Strong, Evan Stone, Lana Moore, Jordan Haze, Mickey G., Aria, Lezley Zen

Length: 78.5 minutes

Date of Production: 5/6/2003

Extra's: The best extra were the five bonus scenes, three with Briana Banks starring and the other two seemingly random picks from the Vivid archives. The next best extra for me was the 7.5-minute Behind the Scenes feature. It showed some sexual antics but also some of the goofing around that takes place on a set. There was also two photogalleries, a mini-biography of Briana, trailers, a double-sided DVD cover, and spam.

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the regular 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot. There was some grain and video noise, and the "blonde cam" effect was not very helpful, but the cast was attractive enough to distract me from most of the problematic areas. The audio was presented in stereo English but it never seemed to take advantage of the DVD format. The dynamic range was limited and the channel separation wasn't great but it wasn't that much worse than average.

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Body of Review: Blondes are one of the most sought after groups of females from my experience. Just look on television or watch who has the most suitors in a dating environment and you'll see what I mean. That said, they are also supposed to be really stupid, allowing others to take advantage of them quite easily. Vivid's latest release, Blonde And Blonder, is a series of sketches with blonde performers (with some brunettes too) having sex after silly little skits. If you like your porn light in tone with attractive gals, you may enjoy this one as much as I did. Here's a breakdown of the show for you, noting that Briana Banks was the lead and in several extra scenes:

Scene One: Briana, the hot blonde lead featured on the front DVD cover (wearing the red dress), and her real life boyfriend Bobby had a scene in a bakery by the counter. There was some oral but mostly straight boning with a condom. I liked watching her go at it with some enthusiasm but the scene wasn't exactly a barnburner.

Scene Two: Julie and Sky, another two attractive gals, took on Mario and John inside a house. They paired off for the oral, with each gal doing a splendid performance on the skin flute, and then they boned, including some anal action (albeit, slow anal action). The sex was slow and sensual and I liked watching it more than once but it could've been better. The technical values weakened at the end, with lighting being too low to enjoy.

Scene Three: Briana, dressed like a gal looking for her trailer (maybe even a double wide trailer), took care of Evan, when she needed money. She blew him with a lot of energy, using her hands and mouth as well as some gagging action, to get him off. He ate her out a little bit but nothing much before taking her vaginally from behind. They switched positions a number of times and the warm scene concluded when he got a titty fuck, spewing on her chest. She's a bit too lean for my tastes but her face is sweet as can be.

Scene Four: Jordan, a busty blonde, Lana, a curvy cutie herself, and the perverted Mickey, had a scene on a table. There was a lot of oral between this trio and the combinations varied from moment to moment but it was all good as they seemed to work well together. Jordan donning a strap on dildo and giving Lana some plastic cock while Mickey took her from behind was kind of cool too (although the camera angle wasn't great for showing it all). The scene ended when he blew his load and the gals double-teamed him orally.

Scene Five: Aria, Lezley, and Briana had a lesbian scene in a living room next. They all ate each other out before using toys (strap on dildo and vibrator) to get off with. There was some anal play on Aria and I think they all liked the action but I would've enjoyed watching them go at it for a lot longer than this.

Summary: If you enjoy watching Briana Banks in action, you'll probably think this one is worth a rating of Recommended, for the sex, the cast, and the technical values as a whole. It wasn't perfect and I wish the feature itself was longer but there was a lot of Briana sex here and I think that is the main audience for the DVD. Check it out if you're a fan of hers.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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