Robby D., Bo Edwards, David Stanley and Ren Savant
Fujiko Kano, Steven St. Croix, Bamboo, Olivia Del Rio, Chris Lebrand, Mimi Miyagi, Dale Dabone, Jade Marcela, Steve Taylor, Charmane, Kira Kener, Jason McCain, Nick Manning, Chasey Lain, Kianna, Giselle Yum, Pat Myne, Isabella, Teanna Kai, Randy Spears, Miko Lee, Joey Ray
Bonus Room, Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Previews, More Adult Fun, The Web
The usual crap is here, in the form of More Adult Fun and The Web, otherwise known as the forced ads at the beginning of the DVD. But if you ignore those, there's a decent amount of bonus materials on this disc. A Behind the Scenes visit to the set of Happy Ending doesn't stack up with the BTS feature on I'm Into Natural Tits, but it may just be because of the talent involved. Evan Stone and Mimi Miyagi are not particularly interesting people, and the director spends the entire feature watching a monitor. Worse yet, you have to see Minka's weathered face and disturbingly large silicon sacks, a sight no one should have to bear.
The Bonus Room is a better option, featuring a trio of Asian-themed scenes. First up is an artsy lesbian clip from Jenna Loves Kobe, with a hot mix of oral and strap-on action. I'm no lez-fan, but just seeing Jenna Jameson and Kobe Tai is enough for me. Color Blind 5 brings us Giselle Yum, Kianna and Shay Sights in the midst of a photo shoot that becomes a dildo-powered group grope. The green screen behind the girls, filled with images of the trio, makes the scene into porn overload. In the final bonus scene, part of Broken English, Mia Smiles and John Decker share some outside oral at what seems to be a wedding. A thick load on Mia's face wraps up the loving.
The last two extras are a Preview Reel, checking in at 5:30, with trailers for Ring Me Up, Savanna Takes Control, Whatever It Takes and Frosted, and a Photo Gallery, with an automated slide show of shots from the DVD.
As I'm Into Asians is a compilation covering 10 years of pornography, the quality of the audio and video vary from clip to clip, with the most recent scenes coming off the best. It's easy to separate the wheat from the chaff, as some scenes shine while others have substantial grain. None of the 10 scenes suffer badly from lightning issues, nor do they have audio issues. Well, that is, except for the ninth scene, but we'll get into that later.
Body of Review:
I like Asian girls. It's as simple as that. There's something about Asian girls that makes them exude sex. Whether it's their exotic looks or their history of sexual mastery, Asian girls have a special spot in the pussy pantheon. So it's no reach to say that putting together a compilation called I'm Into Asians was a great idea for Vivid. With some of the hottest minorities in porn alongside some top-notch white girls, this DVD is perfect for an evening of manual massage.
Worth noting are the menus that kick this disc off. They're as good as any mainstream DVD. With nice animation, quality design and good background music, I caught myself spending more time than I usually would flipping around the options.
Fujiko Kano, Steven St. Croix (C-Men)
Cowgirl, Side Entry, Missionary
Mr. St. Croix... we meet again. Fortunately, you brought along the lovely Ms. Kano, who comes dressed in her superhero finest, a crotchless fishnet catsuit, and a bunch of silly make-up. Fujiko starts off laid back on the couch while St. Croix explores her pink batcave with his tongue. Fujiko is a rather loud little lady, with a well-rounded chest, and she gets very into his oral technique. Once her engine is properly warmed-up, it's her turn, and she works his curved cockmeat, focusing on the head. She hops on top to slide down his batpole, in a beautiful bit of cowgirl grinding. A swap of spots has St. Croix jumbling her jugs with his heavy humping, before leaving a big mess on her belly.
Bamboo, Olivia Del Rio, Chris Lebrand (Vivid Games)
Two brides, one cock, no waiting. I don't know exactly what led up to this scene, but it apparently didn't matter, since we get a graphic on screen excusing the disappearance of the wedding gowns a few seconds into the action. The two girls take on Chris' meat like the blushing brides they're playing, before they join together for a tasty daisy chain. All three are involved at all times, but there's little flow, as the sex seems to start and stop. The music oddly stops halfway through as well. Both girls get in some reverse cowgirl riding, while taking turns watching, waiting and masturbating. Chris' pump is sufficiently primed, as he releases on their faces. This is one of the older scenes, and the girls, particularly Bamboo, are not especially sexy.
Mimi Miyagi unfortunately suffers from "buttervoice." In other words, she's got a hot body, but her voice makes you want to defenstrate yourself. Here, she plays a massage parlor employee who takes matters into her own hands (and mouth, and tits and pussy and ass.) Dabone is the happy customer, enjoying the view of Mimi's big breasts and cute pigtails. Then she talks and it's like a car wreck. But thankfully, Marconi foresaw such a problem, and invented the mute button. A blowjob/hawaiian muscle fuck leads to Mimi taking to the top of Dabone's probe. After getting filled from above and below, she invites him in through the back door. A reaming is followed by more tit slips and a load on her smiling face.
Jade Marcela, Steve Taylor (Dupe)
Missionary, Spoons, Reverse Cowgirl
Oh how I long for the innocent days of porn. Back in the day, a scene could begin without oral, and the sex could ignore the doggie position. Back then, you could gather the whole family and sit down to watch...Who am I kidding? A lot of porn from the past is simply boring. This scene is no exception. Jade, a cute Asian with teacup tits, takes an inch or six from her man in the basic positions, like they're practicing Kama Sutra for beginners. A ride from behind ends with Taylor making a deposit on her stomach, putting to bed the most pedestrian sex scene here. It's not horrible, but it doesn't stand up to the rest of the more modern clips. Look at it like an old family movie, with your Asian aunt getting banged by Uncle Steve. Or maybe not.
Charmane, Kira Kener, Jason McCain, Nick Manning (Innervision)
Missionary, Pinned Legs, Doggie
Got bless Kira Kener. The way her breasts tremble in this scene should be studied by scientists. Their hypnotic capabilities could make her into a Weapon of Mass Distraction. Either way, the scene pairs off Charmane, a blonde Asian girl, with McCain, and Kira with Manning. The foursome are playing something of a game of sexual H-O-R-S-E, matching each other thrust for thrust. Tabletop twat tonguing leads to each guys slipping into missionary fucking, at which point, the couples take different coursed. Nick pins Kira's legs to her sides as he fills her to the brim, while Jason takes Charmane with a fuck from behind. Nick and Kira follow their friends' doggie lead, amd quickly, the guys are ready to spurt, coating Charmane, while Kira fingers herself to the finish. A lot of action, and none of it bad. A quality scene.
Chasey Lain, Kianna (Chasin' Pink)
Oral, Toy Play
Chasey Lain is a gorgeous white girl. Kianna is a gorgeous Asian girl. Together, they are a pair of hot girls looking to inflict as much dildo damage on each other's treasure troves as possible. Chasey and Kianna go back and forth in pleasing each other, though it seemed like Chasey got the most out of the sex, especially when it came to the magic wands. This one felt less like hardcore and more like an old Playboy video shoot, with the non-linear editing, soft light and music. Their clothes come on and off and on again, their positions swap repeatedly and there may even be some duped shots in there. But in the end, it's Chasey and Kianna, they're naked and horny, and all is right with the world.
Giselle Yum, Pat Myne (Action Sports Sex 8)
What would happen if they made a porn movie and nobody came? This scene, that's what. Supposedly, Giselle is a student of "Sal's". A student of what, I don't know, but the scene takes place in a garage that's been converted to a gym. Pat, with his arm in a sling, and his cameraman buddy have been left alone with Giselle, as Sal had to go somewhere. Naturally, they convince her to strip and masturbate. She's cute, but nothing all that special. But she is hot enough to magically heal Pat's arm, as the sling comes off and he masturbates, dropping a load on the gym mat. A scene worth skipping.
Isabella, Teanna Kai (Girl World with Cassidey 3)
I realize lesbian porn is popular. And I understand why, as it's better to look at two hot chicks instead of one hot chick and a guy with a cock about three times bigger than yours. But I don't understand why people think the sex is hot. This scene is a perfect example, as the two ladies spend the entire time kissing, licking and groping, without accomplishing much of anything. The most interesting part happened when Isabella handled Teanna's cooch like it was a bowling ball. But shortly after that, the two of them stood up and walked away. There wasn't even a big. screaming fake porno orgasm. What a gyp.
Kira Kener, Randy Spears (The History of Fetish)
Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Toy Play, Masturbation
Where to start... Spears is wrapped up like a mummy...in trash bags. Kira has her tits wrapped up...in plastic wrap. The scene seems like it's almost supposed to be educational with a boring narration of the history and purposes of mummification in sex. Thankfully, Kira brought her delicious duo, because when they bounce, I forget everything. Or at least I would have, if not for two things. One, the sound of the trash bags as she fucks him, which made me certifiable, and two, the director's voice! You can hear him give direction the entire time, which is highly distracting and very unsexy. No matter how hot Kira is, even her bodacious ta-tas can't lift this scene out of the dregs. Those two stars belong to the two stars of this scene: left and right.
Miko Lee, Joey Ray (Liquid Sex)
Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
With the coming trend of hardcore scenes in mainstream films picking up steam, some mainstream studio needs to talk to Michael Raven, the main behind this scene. Set on a snowy landscape, the action is sexy and beautiful, not violent and ugly, the way many porn scenes end up. After Joey gives Miko a licking, she blows him in the snow, with the camera moving in a semi-circle around them. He slides in from behind, giving it to her tight entrance. A quickly switch and he's staging an anal assault, with her riding from reverse. With a tight yet tender body, you almost think she'll snap, but she hangs in there, taking everything her butt can take. In the end though, it's her face that takes the cake (frosting), as Joey hoses her down.
This is a great compilation for fans of the Orient's best exports, with most of Vivid's big names represented (we're missing Asia Carrera, sadly). The sex is nicely varied, and includes two scenes with Kira Kener, one of the hottest Asians in the business. The heat of most of the scenes overcomes the lackluster trio near the end of the run. If you are looking for a hot Asian video, and want Vivid's level of quality, this is your DVD. Throw in the special appearances by Jenna Jameson and Chasey Lain, and you've got a solid all-around package. This is a definite rental for the average fan and a recommended title for fans of the Far East.