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Pick Up Lines #79

Studio: Legend Video » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 5/21/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Straight, Compilation

Director: Various

Cast: Jasmine, Angel Dark, Dara, Margo Stevens, Lacey, Sarah Blue, Alex Sanders, Lee Stone, Carlos, Titus, Yuri, Alex

Length: 1 Hour 33 Minutes

Production Date: 02/20/97, 9/20/03, 11/3/03, 11/27/03, 12/3/03, 12/7/03

Extras: Trailers, Photo Gallery

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. The quality ranges slightly, but looks less than decent for the most part. In general, each scene has a distinct grain in the picture, some more than the others. Overall, it's not wonderful. The audio is presented in 2-channel mono. The sound quality seems to be only a little better than the video quality, fairly decent. There is a slight hiss in the audio track. There is background music that drowns out the scenes' foreground (girls moaning).

Body of Review: Silverstone Entertainment is one of many companies that fall somewhere under (or around) the Legend Studio banner. What does this mean? Silverstone Entertainment has access to a lot of recycled porn. Following the tradition of many studios, the concept of reusing previously created material and compiling them together has not been lost. One of Silverstone's successful enterprises has been their Pick Up Lines series. This compilation series features six scenes with girls from all over the world. Exactly how they define all over the world, I'm not quite sure. Anyways, this is a fairly clean cut compilation. The action is straight forward and easy on the eyes. If you're interested, here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Lacey
Acts Included: Oral, Straight, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: Yes
Lacey is one hot Ebony chick. She has beautiful dick sucking lips that would rival Angelina Jolie. Lacey looks really hot in this scene. Her breasts protrude from her tight cotton shirt. The rest of the scene doesn't really matter, because it's so hard to keep your eyes off of this hot beauty. Anyways, they open with some decent oral sex. The blow job isn't very energetic, but Lacey looks great taking Lee in her mouth. We also get some great opportunities to watch Lee fondle with Lacey's big tits. The foreplay is awesome in this scene, but mainly because Lacey has such appeal. The rest of the action goes fairly normal, a big breasted girl getting railed. The shots used by the camera didn't compliment her the best. We should have seen her in reverse cowgirl, a position that would have really shown off her breasts in the action. Anyways, this was overall a good scene.

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Scene 2: Jasmine
Acts Included: Oral, Straight, Anal, Facial
Positions: Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Jasmine is the attractive blond who is featured on the DVD cover. She has a nice body and a fine set of natural breasts. She joins up with one dude for some sex. They open with oral, a fairly decent blow job. Jasmine uses her hands a lot, deep throats, and does some ball licking. The action was enjoyable, but it just didn't seem really hot. The sex in the scene was pretty decent. There wasn't anything special about this action, though the reverse cowgirl position looked fairly good. Overall, this was a decent scene.

Scene 3: Dara
Acts Included: Oral, Straight, Anal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Dara is very exotic cutie. She has one of those looks that makes her hot. In this scene we get to see her in a cute bikini, which her male friend seems quick to remove. The opening foreplay has some pretty standard action. Dara gets eaten out and gives a blow job. The sex doesn't seem to get much better, as the action continues to be pretty normal stuff. The entire scene feels like a process, in and out. At some points during the action, it looks like Dara would rather be doing something else. This really didn't help the scene. I was pretty disappointed that this cutie didn't have a steamier scene.

Scene 4: Sarah Blue
Acts Included: Oral, Straight, Anal, Facial
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Sarah is an attractive blonde, with a tight body and small rack. In this scene, she shows up at some dudes loft and gives him a good time. They open with a very active blow job, where we get a lot of camera time on her ass. The blow job looks very energetic. It's quite hot, but it is over too quickly. The sex in this scene looks fairly decent, but really isn't that great. For instance during the anal scene, the guy's dick was barely moving. Instead, it looked like he was limp and just inside her. This scene had some great momentum, but quickly lost it.

Scene 5: Angel Dark
Acts Included: Oral, Straight, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Spoon
Condoms: No
This dark haired beauty opens her scene in the shower. This could have been shot better, as we don't really get to see much. Anyways, once this big breasted hottie dries herself off, she joins her friend. He rubs lotion on her back and gets to play with her tits. The fun continues with oral sex. Anita gets eaten out and looks wonderful in the process. Sadly, her blow job is a bit of a disappointment. This beauty doesn't seem to know what to do with a penis. Her blow job is very hands intensive, with little oral action. The sex in this scene is very hot. Mainly because we get more than one opportunity to see Angel get railed. Overall, I enjoyed this scene, but mainly because of Angel's big bouncy breasts.

Scene 6: Margo Stevens
Acts Included: Oral, Straight, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Margo is a relatively attractive girl. She has light brown hair, some really nice tits, and a decent body. She joins up with Alex Sanders for an adventure in sex. This scene opens with some hot tit play, as Alex gets his mouth around Margo's lovely breasts. Suckle away my good man! The blow job in this scene is pretty lax, very slow, and deep. Still it looks very good. Margo executed this act with expertise. The tempo of this scene continues to build with some enjoyable sex. While I didn't find Margo the most attractive girl in the world, I found her scene very enjoyable. She seemed to make everything look pretty hot.

Concluding Words: This wasn't the worst compilation I've ever viewed. However, it is far from the best. There were a few nice scenes, Lacey, Margo Stevens, and Angel Dark. When I say nice, I'm trying to say that they're nice to look at. They're really not that exciting. Pretty much, I found the title was only good for a quick watch. The content is fairly clean and straightforward. If you're looking for a quick pick me up, this may do the trick. I suggest you rent it. Like many titles, this is one that if you skip it, you won't be missing much.

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