Angelica, Boby, George, Britney Jay, K.K., Jay Ashley, Petra, Igor, Jean Pallett, Daisy, Brett Rockman, Joel Lawrence, Bev Cocks, Guy, Delilah,
Behind the Scenes, Solo Scenes, Photo Gallery, Hot Shots, Internet Access, Trailers
A Behind the Scenes segment is first on the list, which tends to be my favorite feature on adult DVDs. Unfortunately, not this time, as the 3:08 worth of footage comes off as very uninteresting, and ends with a shot of the carpet, which says it all about the level of excitement here. This BTS is done in a fly-on-the-wall way, so there are no interviews and no real info given, just footage shot between takes. A disappointing bonus for a category that usually is enlightening.
Solo Scenes somewhat makes up for the sins of the BTS, presenting six original clips of the girls on this DVD pleasuring themselves. It's a simple premise, but when contrasted with the extreme content of the main feature, it gives the disc a well-rounded feel. Ranging in length from 1:20 to 2:30, there's plenty of finger fun here. The Photo Gallery gives you more to see of these ladies, with six shots of each, in my preferred chapter-forward style.
Another fun feature is Hot Shots, which was made either for people in a hurry or with attention deficits. This 7:20 clip show includes just the climaxes of the six scenes on this DVD. Considering how important this cumshot is for some fans, this is one feature that should be included more often.
The final extra listed is Internet Access. Clicking on this link brings up a screen that says "Web-enable this disc by inserting it into your PC's DVD-Rom drive." OK. Tried that. Nothing happened. But the production company's website doesn't even list this as a special feature, so it's curious as to why it's here.
Off the main menu, you can choose a reel of Trailers, which includes previews for Brotha's P.O.V., Double Parked 8: Traffic Jam and Total Babe 3: Attention Whores.
The video and audio on this disc is as good as or better than any hardcore tape on the market, as it should be with such a recent production date. The images are crisp and clear, with no real lighting issues. Due to the theme of the tape, there can be some angle issues, but until they invent an x-ray camera, it will be hard to shoot through two guys to see the penetration. The audio does its job, with good detail on the sounds of sex. There's no music during the scenes, so there are no sound mix issues.
Body of Review:
Since first seeing the film Orgazmo, I have been fascinated by the concept of the DVDA, the acronym for the sexual position Double Vaginal, Double Anal. Though I'd seen pictures which could easily be faked, I'd never seen full-motion video, so I always wondered if it was possible. There have been plenty of times where the topic has come up over dinner with friends, and schematic diagrams drawn on napkins attempted to explain the logistics of the act. So when this disc came up for review, I jumped at it. Boy, was I disappointed.
The title should have been D.V.O.D.A., as in Double Vaginal OR Double Anal. Not once on this disc are the two acts combined (though one girl goes the distance and does both separately.) There's also the problem that, because of the reality of getting two guys in one place, that the mobility of the performers is limited, and so the action is limited, which means the enjoyment of the viewer is limited. This type of sex may be something you want to see, but it's unlikely to become a staple in your porn diet.
Another problem here, is that pretty girls simply don't do this kind of stuff. They don't have to. These girls are not particularly good looking, and in one case, the actress was sort of scary. That gives what is otherwise a quality production a very low-rent feel. But if you want this kind of video, it's unlikely you care to look at their face and you'll be able to overlook the bad scars or tattoos. Just a caveat for those looking for hot girls to go with their hot sex.
A blonde haired European (?) girl, Angelica has a surprise for us. Semi-expecting her to pull out her penis, she instead fingers her pussy and asshole, with two fingers in each. This is just a warm-up, as she's preparing to take on two guys at once. Using her fine oral technique, she deep throats Boby and George, while the free man invades her love canal. When she's warmed-up though, it's time for the guys to go tag-team on her, filling both her vacancies. After expanding her horizons, the guys get a bit closer, and give it to her twice in her pussy. The double vaginal isn't very hard, nor very long, but it's very hot, due to its rareness. A half-inch further down, the guys use her ass for a double occupancy, and pound away together in her. A two-for-one pop shot on her face puts the cap on this sexy threesome.
A petite blonde with a baby face, Britney soon finds that face stuffed with man meat, as she revs the guys' engines, and gives them a lube job. Knowing what's coming, the sex at the beginning of the scene seems almost preliminary, as the two guys try out her pussy, before they both get inside it at the same time. Her cries, not moans as they assault her little hole are far from sexy, unfortunately, though she does say she likes it. A shot from behind, as K.K. slams her backside, shows her pink and inflamed pussy, confirming what the camera didn't previously, that they were in her pussy and not her ass. A pair of loads in her waiting mouth wrap up what could have been an enjoyable scene if not for the way she sounded.
The now-traditional masturbatory warm-up by Petra entices our two studs to enter the scene. My first though: Right Said Fred. They were not too sexy to get a blowjob from Petra though, nor finger her tatooed pussy and willing ass. Three thich fingers in her poop chute gives an idea of what's to come, as a cock slides into her backside easily. The scene devolves as bit, as she gets reemed in a reverse cowgirl, and gagged with cock, making her choke twice. A double anal penetration follows, which is mostly her moaning and gasping and some limited movement by Fred and Fred. The tight constraints of double anal seem to limit how frantic the scene can be. But a return to the threeway sex of old gets the action back up to speed, before the boys finish on her face.
A conversation with the camera starts things off for Daisy, a blonde from Montreal, with big cans. Some personal time between her and her hole gets her slilt wet and prepared for the beating it's about to take. The guys come in to get wet as well, getting into a swordfight in her mouth. The threeway undercard fucking goes along smoothly, and then we get into the main event. A DP duel opens Daisy up wide and soon it's standing-room-only in her moist muff, as the guys fill her to overflowing with cock. Back in a three-way, the guys finish off, with one on her face, and one shellacking her ass. Her enthusiasm for the sex gives the scene a heat the others haven't had.
Bev Cocks is a bit too "street" for my tastes, with an aggressive face that just doesn't do it for me. On the up side, though, she has a massive chest and one of the hairiest bushes I've seen in recent porn, which is refreshing and different. The DV/DA trend continues here, as she preps herself for action first, and then the guys, with masturbation and oral to keep up morale through the tough times they will endure shortly. The threeway "banging practice" is very hot, as both guys fuck her with gusto. Bev is an extremely vocal girl, who moans constantly. The straight-up two-on-one is longer than in the other scenes, but eventually, Bev plays host to a house full of hang-low. After watching five scenes of double vaginal, it becomes clear that being the bottom sucks. You take the weight of the girl, plus the guy, plus his banging down on you, and then, you can't even really move, so your dick just sits there inside her, while getting stroked by the other guy's cock. It's a raw deal. After a while though, the guys give each other some space and Bev a coating of cum.
Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, Cowgirl, Side Entry
As the scene starts, I wonder to myself: "Will Delilah masturbate first?" Shockingly, she does, and then is joined by two of our earlier guests, who proceed to finger and suck her in anticipation of stretching her out like elastic. A climb on top opens the door for a pair of penises in her pussy. The camera work in this scene is probably the best, as we get a clear view of her snatch gripping onto the guys' tools, and then later, her used hole hanging open to take on a one-one-one penetration. As is usual for these scenes, the most energetic fucking comes during the standard sex, and here, her pussy gets a thorough plowing from the side, before she serves as a human target for the boys' pop guns.
This is, for most people, a novelty DVD. Most will pick it up to be able to cross it off their list of genres to check out, and then put it aside. The heat created in the double vaginal and doule anal penetrations is simply not enough to keep one's interest for very long. Of course, there are those to whom this disc will be like the holy grail (at least until a real DVDA disc arrives.) If you haven't seen DV or DA, give it a spin. It's worth a look, if only to be able to say "I've seen that," when the topic comes up at Thanksgiving dinner.