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College Dropouts

Studio: Dog House Digital » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 5/29/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Gonzo, Amateur

Director: K9

Cast: Patricia, Lara Cox, Sarah Moon, Judy Star, Katarina, Ruby, Miriam

Length: 2 hours 1 min

Production Date: feb 2004

Extras: Solo Scenes, Photo Gallery, Trailers

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. The quality looks fairly exceptional, when compared to the majority of other adult films. The picture is very clear, with only a few instances of poor focusing or a blocky picture. The lighting is done very well, with each scene looking great. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and provides clear sound, without any annoying background music.

Body of Review: College Dropouts plays from a very popular fantasy, sex with a hot school girl. Unfortunately, the cast doesn't really provide that hotness factor. Each girl (except one) is presented in a rather cute adaptation of the school girl uniform. While it could be very hot (on the right girl), it's an attempt that doesn't seem to provide the fantasy in its full potential. If you like that school girl facade, amatuer performances, and relatively unattractive girls, you'll want to stay tuned for what's to come. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Patricia
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Patricia is probably the most attractive girl in this feature, which isn't saying too much. She has a really nice body and small tits. She opens her scene showing off her body in a fashion that won't send any blood rushing down your pants. Brett Rockman shows up and stuffs her face. The blow job isn't terribly exciting either, it seems too awkward for Patricia, but she does give it her best. The sex feels very much the same, as Patricia is constantly trying to look sexy, but fails. She doesn't really seem into the action. In the end, I wasn't overly impressed or excited.

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Scene 2: Judy Star
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Scissors
Condoms: No
Judy will appeal to some, but I don't find her remotely attractive. However, she does has some very pretty eyes. She opens with a brief tease. While she isn't the sexiest girl in the world, she does a fairly good job showing off her nice body and small tits. The real action opens with Brett Rockman and Brian Surewood getting sucked off in turn. Judy does a really nice job with her blow job. I was surprised to see her turn out to be such a dirty little girl. The sex in this scene provides some fairly heated stuff. Judy was really into the action, taking both of the guys with passion. This scene was a very nice surprise, as I was not expecting much from Judy.

Scene 3: Myriam
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Myriam is a fairly attractive 20 year old blonde. She's far from what I'd select for eye candy, but her young bashful appeal may stimulate your mind. She opens with a very unexciting tease. This is because she isn't extremely sexy. Brett Rockman shows up and he eats her out. Next up, the blow job. Damn it, I hate these kinds of scenes. My god she gave quite the performance. I was really stunned by how well she sucked Brett off, very hot. The sex in this scene isn't as exciting, but does bring a little warmth. Overall, this somewhat attractive blonde had a fairly enjoyable scene.

Scene 4: Katerina
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
I'm not going to make a comment about Katerina's appearance. How does that phrase go? If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything. She opens with a very unconvincing tease, which is fortunately short. Brett shows up and gets a blow job. Katerina doesn't do a very good job here. There doesn't seem to be much happening. The sex has a bit more energy, but it's mostly coming from Brett. Overall, I just wasn't too excited about this scene. Perhaps it was the simple fact that I didn't find Katerina slightly attractive or maybe it was simply that it wasn't good?

Scene 5: Lara Cox
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Scissors
Condoms: No
Lara has a very unattractive look, though at times, when she smiles, there is a slight attractive quality to her. She does have a nice rack and great body. She joins up with Brian Surewood for a little fun. They open with oral sex, which isn't extremely fabulous. The blow job was difficult to get through, simply because it was a close up of her face. The sex provides some satisfaction, mostly during the reverse cowgirl and spoon positions. We get some very nice shots of Lara's hot body, which was about all I enjoyed.

Scene 6: Sarah Moon, Ruby
Acts Included: Toys, Oral
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Sarah & Ruby
Sarah (on the left) is a very cute girl. Ruby (on the right) on the other hand, isn't nearly as attractive. The pair open with a short dialogue, they're here to show you what naughty girls do after school. They embrace with a passionate, yet dirty kiss. The action moves on with a lot of oral sex and fingering. Later, they use toys, from a hand held to a strap-on dildo. I was actually getting really into this scene. The opening oral stuff was a bit hot. However, once the toys were brought into play, my attention started to diminish. Specially, the second half of the scene, when Sarah fucked Ruby with a strap-on dildo. That was an excitement killer for me. I started off getting really excited, but lost interest quickly.

Concluding Words: This was my first experience with the relatively new studio, Doghouse Digital. In terms of content, I wasn't terribly impressed. The biggest issue I had was the talent. While some of the girls were relatively attractive, none were hot. This isn't the only factor, as their individual scenes didn't provide a whole lot. Notably, there were two scenes that were good, but the rest were big misses. With my complaints aside, I must say I was rather impressed with the technical side. The lighting was done very professionally. The video quality produced a very good visual, with the standard difficulties associated with video compression. For that reason, I look forward to seeing what else this studio has in store. Well, in terms of this feature, while it looked great, the content was a miss. It might make a worthy rental if you're into that school girl fantasy, but otherwise, skip it.

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